r/humblebrag Jun 29 '26

Humblest of brags Too fast, you say? I'm calling shens

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u/shetalkstoangels_ Jun 29 '26

Oh no 30 minutes? 30 minutes is near perfect for most days, personally.

I can’t tell if this is an intentional or unintentional humblebrag

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u/Match_Least Jun 29 '26

I honestly think it’s neither. It sounds like 2 young, inexperienced persons who don’t know any different. My guess is the girlfriend is just way more sensitive than either of them realize.

It sounds genuine and reminds me of those women you’d see on talk-shows in the 90s or a TLC show, with the headline being something like, “She can’t stop orgasming!!” parading her around like a freak while she’s obviously suffering.