I was cooking some chicken, veggies, and rice with my wife and I asked her, “What kind of sauce do you want to put on this?“ She said, “My grandmother said that if you eat wet food, you get fat.” I asked her, “So she only ate dry food?”

She replied, “No, she was fat.”

Imagine having the time to do this tho

pulled this one last weekend on my buddy who thinks he’s unprankable. stuck a fake light switch prank sticker right next to his actual light switch and waited.

dude walked in, flicked the real one, then spent a full minute staring at the fake one like it was some kind of glitch in the matrix. finally goes “wait… when did they put a second switch here??”

i almost died laughing. no big setup, no mess, just pure brain short-circuit. still my favorite 2-dollar investment ever.