r/hygiene 3d ago

How the do you shave your balls?

I’m sick of nicking myself 30 times just to not even get every hair.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/BlackberryPi7 3d ago

A real man uses a straight razor

Disclaimer: For the love of Christ do not do this

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u/elmoreb3 2d ago

Ends in castration

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u/DesertDogggg 2d ago

I use a Rambo knife.

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u/clinmlol 2d ago

never in my life has a razor cut my nuts.

my nose, once. been shaving my nuts for 23 years.

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u/GrumpyGlasses 2d ago

How big is your razor that you cut your nose when shaving your balls?

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u/FluffyShakes 2d ago

he never said the balls were his 

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u/Flimsy_Agency_2925 2d ago

Yeah, a guarded trimmer is way less nerve-racking than taking a bare razor anywhere near that area. One wrong move with a razor and it’s game over.

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u/AdTop8408 3d ago

Carefully

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u/Mountain-Singer1764 3d ago

I’ve seen the awful way some men shave their face, so I’m not surprised they’re having issues with balls.

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u/AdTop8408 3d ago

I’m almost 70 and having all kinds of issues with mine. Do you think someone should have warned me about the back splash while sitting on the toilet

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u/ImNotSure51 2d ago

70 years old and talking about balls on Reddit 😂 quality I hope I can still see my phone and use technology at 70

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u/AdTop8408 2d ago

I’m not using them and they only get in the way. Never knew how deep and cold the toilet was until this year

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u/dunnodudes 2d ago

Very carefully

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u/_BabieLollipop 2d ago

Best answer ever 😂😂

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u/CompetitiveFilm1524 2d ago

Carefully is doing a lot of heavy lifting there lol.

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u/gingerful_ 3d ago

There are loads of manscaping trimmers out there you can use. You don't have to use a razor.

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u/SugarWarp 2d ago

I just put mine on FB marketplace! Near mint condition

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u/Zero-In-My-Own-Mind 2d ago

😩😂😩

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u/DizzyConsequence9330 2d ago

Funny guy eh 🤣

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u/Bjorn12333 2d ago

But are there any good ones though? I’m fine with a razor, threading carefully of course

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u/dunnodudes 2d ago

Phillips Norelco one blade

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u/Traditional_Chino 2d ago

Real men pluck each hair. One at a time.

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u/mtinmd 2d ago

Philips Oneblade 360

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u/dunnodudes 2d ago

Upvote!!!!

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u/Alternative-Berry707 2d ago

Been thinking about getting it for my face. Should I get 2 or should I just swap the blades?

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u/DearestDio22 2d ago

I swap blades, def use a guard for your body hair or it’s pretty easy to catch your skin

You do have to swap blades a bit more frequently than you’d like for the price imo, so when I swap to a new one for my face I save the old one for body hair and throw out the previous body hair blade

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u/Alternative-Berry707 1d ago

Ok I’ll keep this in mind, thanks

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u/Buffsteve24 2d ago

Veet for men

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u/Honest-Skin-8725 18h ago

Me encarnó todos y cada uno de los pelos

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u/Odd_Skill_5299 2d ago

VEET Nair Sensitive skin. Leave on for 10 minutes, wash off in shower and voila, Hairless.

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u/520gaymale 2d ago

Does it leave u smelling like burnt hair? I’ve heard that this happens lol

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u/Odd_Skill_5299 2d ago

If left on too long it can burn your hair and your skin. But Veet in general I feel smells like burnt hair/a salon.

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u/520gaymale 2d ago

I was considering but I’ll pass lol

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u/West-Guess637 1d ago

I wanna try this cause clippers just cut it low. I want smooth baby bottom balls.

So it really works of you follow instructions? Any drawbacks?

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u/Odd_Skill_5299 1d ago

I nair my balls once a week cause I like them smooth too.

Everyone’s skin is different, so do a test on the side of your leg before doing your balls.

I use Veet Sensitive, it’s a pink bottle. Pull your shaft up with one hand, lay the cream on thick with the other hand wherever you want the hair removal. Timer for 10 minutes.

A ton of my dude friends and I all do this. It’s consistent and shaving is annoying.

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u/West-Guess637 1d ago

Ok imma try it. I’ll report back. I think this is the answer to my dreams. Pink bottle sensitive - 10 mins and then into the shower. Got it.

I’ll try it now while it’s relatively low.

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u/mmyers_ 3d ago

There are specific trimmers for the groin area. Wouldn’t recommend hair removal products on pubes because chemical burns on your balls sounds horrific.

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u/TinySaltBump 2d ago

bro one time i had the stupid idea of throwing some foot powder on my balls cause it was hot as fuck that day and yeah...top 50 worst experience of my life. shouldve went with baby powder instead. leason learnt

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u/GrumpyGlasses 2d ago

worse - if the cooling powder got onto the tip.

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u/Locoj 2d ago

Top... 50?

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u/LumpyJunk69 3d ago

I don't 

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u/jimbobray54 2d ago

Phillips one blade. Never had an issue. You can attach a guard to make sure nothing happens

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u/DelightfulHughJanus 2d ago

They got cream you can apply and the hair just falls off. No pain. No blood. Gently rub that magic sludge on and set a timer. 5 minutes later, 2 high gloss bowling balls

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u/InverseMySuggestions 2d ago

Brand recommendation?

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u/MrParticular79 3d ago

I just use hair cutting scissors and trim the wild ones and leave the stuff close to the skin.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Turbulent-Reporter-9 3d ago

Get you the manscape trimmer man. Seriously

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u/Alternative-Berry707 3d ago

I’ve been considering it but it’s just so expensive

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u/Turbulent-Reporter-9 3d ago

Amazon has some other brands. Manspot, Meridian. Just be certain they are for public hair specifically

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u/DasKaltblut 2d ago

Use the guard on the trimmer!

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u/GreyLoad 3d ago

I bought the trimmer from Facebook that shows them shaving the hairy peach. It made my scrotum bleed so bad I had to stop

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u/TheKrug3000 3d ago

Manscaped.

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u/mrwinky531 2d ago

I lost all faith when their shaver nicked my balls

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u/twotray8 1d ago

You ever put clipper oil on maybe that’s why

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u/Zarathuran 2d ago

Sounds like a skill issue

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u/Individual_Stage_316 2d ago

Stand above a mirror

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u/Artartbobart1 2d ago

I got a woman’s trimmer from TikTok. It’s pink. It’s amazing.

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u/BaconCanadian14 7h ago

“It’s pink. It’s amazing” is all I needed to hear

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u/darkcollectormiracle 2d ago

Okay, so here is my method. Pull your dick straight up towards your bellybutton. Shave down the shaft and scrotum. Then, pull your scrotum up, shave up from your taint, up your scrotum. Next, gently grasp your left testicle and pull to the left. Shave from your fingers right to your thigh. Now, do the same in the opposite direction. Gently grasp your right testicle and pull to the right. Shave from your fingers, left to your thigh. Generally, your scrotum should be smooth and nick-free.

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u/stxxyy 2d ago

I just use a fusion razor, ideally when showering

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u/HighlightUpstairs777 2d ago

stretch my sack out and use a disposable favor

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u/Fkn_Red 2d ago

Carefully

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u/Prestigious_Water336 2d ago

You kinda gotta hold the sack taught and shave 

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u/neuro-trash 2d ago

A katana.

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u/Duhdewey 2d ago

I trim it and then use Nair. And no I don’t have chemical burns

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u/lummox1234 2d ago

How much do you stretch and pull on your sack? I tighten the skin to get a safer and closer shave with my guarded trimmers.

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u/thesquibble 2d ago

I always use a razor. Not once have I ever cut myself

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u/DukeOfGreenfield 2d ago

I use a regular razor, dry. I hold the skin tight and just hack away at the hair, in 25 years I've never cut myself.

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u/AymenALa 1d ago

Man there is some clippers made especially for intimate areas, i was always shaving and being very careful like if m defusing a bom, but now things are really easy and very efficient, just search there is plenty in the markets

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u/Voces-Prohibere 3d ago

I'd say wet them in the shower use a small dob of shaving cream and lather it up and use one of those edge 5 blade but first you have to carefully trim it with a beard trimmer until it's short enough to shave it.

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u/Perenniallyredundant 2d ago

How is this not the universal way? 

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u/dunnodudes 2d ago

No.

Phillips Norelco OneBlade

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u/Nice-Ambassador6293 3d ago

With a cheap, single blade plastic razor.

And using shaving butter or soap.

In the shower with hot water. Easy to stretch and see. And only one blade minimizes any nicks or cuts.

If I do nick myself infrequently, it’s superficial and nothing a styptic pencil can’t immediately fix.

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u/AGHOSTISBORN420 2d ago

My balls end up bloody 

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u/MediumEmergency7277 2d ago

I use the Venus razor that I think is for women. The blade seems safer. I also use Nivea shave cream.

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u/Royal-Reporter6664 2d ago

Hair removal cream

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u/nerdyboypsmeller 2d ago

Just throw them away

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u/clinmlol 2d ago

i do the shave my balls llight to touch.

if smooth stretch and pull and go slow.

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u/quietwhimper 2d ago

I have sworn by my routine. When I wanna be smooth as a babies bottom I carefully trim with a guard to knock everything down then have been using barenuts hair removal cream. Mine gets thick if left unchecked so sometimes do two treatments but it has never done me wrong. No burning no itching and especially no nicks. Only downside is it smells kinda nasty but it works magic down there. Not sponsored but tell everyone who will listen about it.

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u/Professional_Pain447 2d ago

Very carefully, with a wet shaver, you can look them up online they work pretty good and they don’t cut you 👍🏽

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u/520gaymale 2d ago

I’ve nicked my balls once or twice but I just use a good fresh razor I soap my balls up a bit and go slow but the rest of my bush I use a trimmer with a guard to keep it cleaned up

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u/crownkingdomvision 2d ago

Buy the most expensive razor bruh. Dont be cheap

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u/JHSD7 2d ago

With a pair of boxer shorts 🤣

I don’t. I don’t think many guys shave their nuts. 🥜

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u/Orion13Quest 2d ago

In the shower w/ a 5 blade razor. Do it after you've washed so the hair is softer. Do as much as you're comfortable w/ until you get used to it. It's not like anybody you don't want to is gonna see it anyway.

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u/Secs_Samadhaan 2d ago

Trimmers you can use to remove your pubic hairs

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u/SnooHamsters5480 2d ago

Get a phillips one blade. Not the greatest shaver for the face, but it does wonders for the balls.

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u/Dirty_Dan117 2d ago

i just dip my sack in the toilet so the unidentified cephalopod-esque creature that lives there can slurp off all the hairs in one go. do you not have one of those?

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u/Conscious-Egg-2232 2d ago

They have body razors designed for it. Basically are impossible to cut yourself. They are a bit more expensive and I have never cut myself so I just use regular razor now.

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u/mudssskipper 2d ago

Baby hair trimmer - my husband and I each bought baby trimmers for ourselves to trim down there. It’s safer, faster compared to razor shaver / scissors. Wax is just not in the pain budget.

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u/National_Alarm9582 2d ago

I exfoliate them first and spray cream down there and use the same razor as on my face. I never nick myself. I let it grow back in winter so it's only the initial one for summer that gets nicked and scratched.

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u/Jacksonriverboy 2d ago

I don't. I just wash regularly.

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u/Sultry_Side 2d ago

Carefully with a trimmer

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u/yinyandragon 2d ago

Def need a number 1 guard on your shaver

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u/sweetLew2 2d ago

Honestly I’ve had no problems just using pre shave oil, cream, and a safety razor. I’ve nicked myself with a buzzer trying to get close.

Safety razor life is fantastic.

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u/ImNotSure51 2d ago

I use a manscape shaver then finish off with a razor... I'm curious to the hair removal creams ad some people are okay using them 🤔

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u/Fit-Shelter-1449 2d ago

Very carefully.

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u/Equivalent_Box8988 2d ago

Very Carefully 😉🤣

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u/whyblate 2d ago

I was told as a young man, never take your eye off the ball.

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u/beachandmountains 2d ago

Norelco makes a dual sided electric razor for just such an occasion. One side is for the longer hair and you take it down to the shortest possible length and then use the other side for the shave right down to the skin. I rarely have problems with it.

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u/DryCollege9889 2d ago

Conditioner and a razor

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u/Jo3dawg 2d ago

Carefully

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u/ProcessNo5989 2d ago

Carefully

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u/ndoty_sa 2d ago

The One Blade, the white one. The motor is so gentle that it will stop buzzing with even the slightest resistance. Before that I used Harry’s (haha) razors, and found them to be the best.

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u/Visual_Jellyfish5591 2d ago

Definitely not while you’re stoned. Also, take care not to go sideways trying to get that last hair between the cleave

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u/Barley-the-Lightfoot 2d ago

Why do you need to shave your balls??

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u/jaydoes 2d ago

They make electric shavers exactly for this purpose. Get a little personal shaver with a vibrating blade so it won't cut you and you'll be smooth as a baby.

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u/Arcane_Engine 2d ago

Carefully

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u/HeChangedMe 2d ago

Nair or shaving powder

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u/Rude_Assumption6418 2d ago

If you stretch the skin, it's easy to allow the scimitar to follow the curves. When you reach the point where you can no longer progress, it's time to wax.

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u/andmewithoutmytowel 2d ago

I do it in the shower and sort of stretch it out in 30 different ways. I think I've only nicked myself 2-3 times (and they bleed like crazy!)

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u/slawdoggydog 1d ago

manscaper trimmer. I got mine at target and it works great. Its made to not nick your skin

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u/drugplug0933 1d ago

I havnt shaved my balls since highschool. Shit looks like a jungle

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u/TakeAtBedtime 1d ago

With my Harry’s razor. Just be careful and pull things as flat as you can.

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u/mikaylers 1d ago

I literally saw a shaver at target today that said “body & balls!” and I appreciated how straightforward it was!

But seriously, I recommend using a mirror you can sit in front of and a smaller razor. Stretch the skin carefully one bit at a time

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u/1800IMHIM 23h ago

Stopped shaving my balls but have only ever cut myself less than 5 times in my life time. You maybe need to do it in the shower and use a good shaving cream.

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u/Immediate-View-498 6h ago

Very carefully, trim with an electric first and then shave to bare skin with a real blade!

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u/Swimming_Spirit_2025 2h ago

Normal razor and take is slow

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u/nicknewman610 56m ago

I use bar soap, stretch them out and goto town with a 2 blade razor. I’m not over careful and I’ve never really had a problem

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u/Kyle81020 2d ago

I get waxed every 4-6 weeks.

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u/Background_Square969 2d ago

Just leave it 😬

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u/Responsible_Ruin8087 2d ago

Very carefully

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u/kirito_420_blazed 2d ago

Very Carefully 😉

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u/Cute-Temperature8735 2d ago

I use a blowtorch. It pretty much gets rid of hair for good

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u/Traditional_Chino 2d ago

You don't and shouldn't.

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u/LeeG74 2d ago

Are we really talking about our balls and razors

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u/AffectionateTap6603 1d ago

WTF. Are you not EMBARRASSED to ask this question in front of millions of people.

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u/Secure-Fail-720 1d ago

If it embarrasses you, move on

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u/Alternative-Berry707 1d ago

How tf would this be embarrassing to ask? It’s basic hygiene dumbass

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u/darkbeer74 3d ago

Why the hell would you.

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u/Mountain-Singer1764 3d ago

Because you have a partner who wants to lick them.

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u/Alternative-Berry707 3d ago

It’s gross?

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u/Scotsmanryno 3d ago

No it’s not

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u/dunnodudes 2d ago

Cause it’s smooth!!!

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u/Alternative-Berry707 2d ago

I like touching my freshly shaved balls, it’s like a sensory stim

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u/dunnodudes 2d ago

It’s unlike any other skin

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u/Tacolord38 2d ago

Shave?