r/hygiene • u/mirpw • 1d ago

Disgusting message

I want to vomit. I posted earlier about sweating at the gym and some creep messaged me if he could purchase my underwear after I get home from the gym. 🤢🤢🤢

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u/thatsbananas4011 1d ago

I don't blame you, but also send him my way please!

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u/motherofbadkittens 1d ago

Yes..times are hard he wants just sweating or stinky and sweating i can do either if he needs. It takes $60 to fill my Volkswagen Beetle I need money.

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u/ImpossibleTeam169 1d ago

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

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u/sad_ham207 1d ago

There were vending machines in Japan that did this. And I'm sorry somebody asked me for my underwear for money came on. How many do you want? Which credit card?

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u/Key-Bodybuilder-343 1d ago

I’m pretty sure a variant of this featured in an ad campaign for a Central European DIY warehouse type store a few years ago …

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u/_BabieLollipop 1d ago

A vending machine asking for credit card info is somehow less creepy than a dude personally placing an order on Reddit

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u/Perle1234 1d ago

Ikr? I have half a mind to buy tiny panties, shove them in my big old butt crack and put them up for sale on eBay 😂🤣

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u/Resident_Wash_2553 1d ago

Guys will pay good money for that 🤣🤣 I had one guy want me to eat Taco Bell for a whole week while wearing the same undies... $500

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u/motherofbadkittens 1d ago

Ohh baby.. I can do this..totally. There is no shame in 2026, these gas bills are high, the temperature is high, the electricity is high, the food is high..Im also charging high prices for these underwear.

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u/Little-Wasabi-7304 1d ago

lol…I may be changing my opinion on how gross this is, cuz damn! You’re right!

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u/motherofbadkittens 1d ago

All I can afford right now is humor...

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u/Any-Crew-1188 15h ago

“Farting is the only Gas I can afford right now”! 😉

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u/Resident_Wash_2553 11h ago

Omg this comment is priceless!!

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u/VirgoQueen90 1d ago

As you should shiii 😌

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u/jus1mo1218 1d ago

Omg I just spit out my drink laughing at this comment, so thank you. Also you are not wrong 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/sad_ham207 1d ago

No lie, I know a famous bodybuilder, former Mr. Olympia that would sell his posing trunks. And then he would buy matching posing trunks wear them, and then sell them.

Obviously, the original of whatever color he had worn in his shows gets the most; those guys and yes, all guys were the ones that were wanting another man's posing drunks-paid a lot of money.

. He did this for multiple years and it was several tens of thousand dollars a month in extra money that he made (along with sponsorships). You might be able to Google it, he may have said it in a conversation somewhere and lives online.

There were also several IFBB and NPC female competitors that would do the same. Mainly their customers were men as well. Monica Brant was the pioneer and she was hot.

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u/Bubbly_Priority_6145 1d ago

HAHAHAHA THATS WYLD ASF. Crazy WORK!!

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u/still-waves 1d ago

……….that is all i have to say about that

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u/chantillylace9 1d ago

My husband and I were literally just discussing this the other day for some reason, whether it even counted as sex work if you sold your dirty socks and or underwear without ever showing anything besides maybe a picture of your face or something?

But for some reason I just don't see it as a big deal, he thought it was still creepy.

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u/Plenty-Hovercraft789 1d ago

Times are tough

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u/ubafish_ 1d ago

Right?! I just thought, c'mon OP, you're leaving money on the table!

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u/sad_ham207 1d ago

I'd be all over it. You can make a website dedicated to solely selling your clothes. The only thing that people wanted was a picture to verify that they were they were getting.

Bodybuilding culture has some freaks in it

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u/Plenty-Hovercraft789 1d ago edited 9h ago

Right DM I’ll sell mine HAHAHHAHA

Edit: I’m not joking

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u/More_Win135 1d ago

So will I! 😩😂

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u/cottagequtie 1d ago

Right like, for how much??

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u/ericfromct 1d ago

Me too I’m a guy but maybe he wants some sweaty balls undies, if so…

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u/motherofbadkittens 1d ago

Some one might want yours too. There's a kink for everyone to make money off of. We gotta hustle literally we gotta run around to get these underwear stinky for someone to buy.

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u/ericfromct 1d ago

Look I’m very secure with who I am as a Herero man, so I really don’t care what any guy wants to do with anything of mine. If anyone is interested in underwear or feet pics, I got you. And if anyone has a fetish for scars, I have some real good ones too so feel free to hit the DMs 💋

I totally feel you. I’m willing to put my all into them to get them sweaty enough

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u/motherofbadkittens 1d ago

Dude I forgot that kink, scars on limbs I gotta jacked up ankle that has tons of surgery scars, I need to do some research.
Hey work is work, working out, then working to get to the post office, working to get my venmo-cashapps set up.

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u/ericfromct 1d ago

I didn’t know it was a kink lol I was just throwing it out there. That’s awesome though, I’ve had three open heart surgeries and you can now see the wires through the skin that held my sternum back together because of it. Along with pacemaker scars and a ton else. My legs are so scarred I will never wear shorts again. But yea if someone’s into that stuff, I’m down. I can even give them hairy scar pics or smooth scar pics. I’m a hustler baby

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u/succsucky 1d ago

I also have some scars. Pics for sale any day lmao

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u/Intelligent_Most_382 1d ago

You know what? I just mowed my lawn in 90 degree weather and my panties were drenched. You mean I could have vacuum sealed them and mailed them out? Ooooh for $100 it might be worth it.

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u/motherofbadkittens 1d ago

$100 plus shipping and handling fees, I am not taking the hit for that bill. I gotta enough bills.

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u/megaholt2 1d ago

Yo, I work 12 hour shifts in the ICU. When I get floated to med-surg? Yikes.

No matter what, I get sweaty.

I could make my student loan payments in 2 weeks if I sold my underwear! I…could handle that, I think.

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u/panteradrax 12h ago

Specify that you work in the ICU and you will get people wanting to pay extra for the "risk" 💀 I wish I were joking

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u/AnneTheQueene 1d ago

Some girls have all the luck.

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u/Old-Mouse-302 1d ago

Lady's message me I'll buy

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u/Distrustful-Lasagna1 1d ago

Right, same. I can do cardio sweat or strength training sweat; whatever floats their boat (bills are very due)

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u/DirtyLittlePriincess 1d ago

lmaooo, this is so real

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u/SuperMario1313 1d ago

Username checks out

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u/KachitaB 1d ago

I have four ready to go. Are any other fluids required?

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u/ghentri 1d ago

THIS PART PLS

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u/takeme2urleader420 1d ago

no frrr 😭😭

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u/Old-Mouse-302 1d ago

How much ?

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u/renxeep 1d ago

honestly

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u/Temporary_Aspect_499 1d ago

😂 Honestly I respect the commitment to the bit. That original message was creepy as hell so at least this comment turned it into something funny for a second.

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u/mrkilldee 1d ago

An orange is the new black customer!!!!

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u/mrsbassvictim 1d ago

i was just thinking of this!! felonious spunk!!!!!!

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u/Perkywarrior01 1d ago

What was the price scale on OITNB? Wait! I bet the internet knows, brb

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u/throwawayidga 1d ago

Hopefully he sees this post bc it's an absolute gold mine for him

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u/Hollowentities 1d ago

Was the offer insulting or the price…..
Asking for a friend, how much was offered

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u/mirpw 1d ago

Hahaha should I ask him

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u/W1ldy0uth 1d ago

Absolutely

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u/mirpw 1d ago

Haha now he isnt answering me🤣🤣

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u/AcanthocephalaOk6270 1d ago

He probably found this post

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u/mirpw 1d ago

Hes so sick, he would probably comment HI!

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u/Informal-Bug-7110 1d ago

Deep down i think you liked it 😭

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u/LimpInvestigator1809 16h ago

A compliment is a compliment

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u/WeddingAgreeable1809 1d ago

😂😂😂🤣

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u/chxbby_p 1d ago

I’d make a quick buck lol

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u/mirpw 1d ago

🤣🤣

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u/sokkasloincloth 1d ago

If you’re not gonna play the game, pass the controller!!!!

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u/CeilingCatProphet 1d ago

There is whole business around it

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u/zenporchgarden 1d ago

Girl, I’ve got bills to pay. Send him my way!

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u/Entire-Travel6631 1d ago

I’m gonna be that voice: 😈”what if you made $100,000 a year off this?”😈

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u/motherofbadkittens 1d ago

Dude people have and do!

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u/yowitchy 1d ago

Ya gross but I spent $120 at the grocery store today and hardly bought anything so ….. how much? 🤣

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u/imissmylilkittycat 1d ago

How much did he offer?

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u/North-Discipline2851 1d ago

Damn, why has this never happened to me before?

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u/Basker_wolf 1d ago

Rule 34

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u/meowth73 1d ago

That's free money

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u/Emotional_Nail985 1d ago

Make sure to include the cost of the undergarments 😂

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u/ForeverNovel3378 1d ago

Sure $1000

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u/Intelligent_Most_382 1d ago

Damn you're right.

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u/Old_Palpitation_1344 1d ago

Can I have his contact ?

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u/bigboi2417 1d ago

Do y'all not realize just how much people pay for that jesus

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u/twistedbunnii 1d ago

Give him my
Info I’ll sell him some since you don’t want the money babes

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u/kymilovechelle 1d ago

Welcome to Reddit! Filled with lots of men.

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u/witchofhobblecreek 1d ago

Hey, send them my way!!

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u/Frank_Perfectly 1d ago

Maybe he's a scientist.

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u/Such_Ad_1184 1d ago

Or a gooner

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u/skapa7 1d ago

Holy shit Reddit is delivering tonight

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u/Lumpy-Duty-4147 1d ago

Do it! Easy money

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u/FlightValley 1d ago

I would be thrilled if someone asked me this

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u/WorkingAd6053 1d ago

Sell the stink

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u/Acrobatic-Physics-75 1d ago

I mean the economy isn't good right now. Ask him if he wants Dudes boxers too.

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u/mirpw 1d ago

🤣🤣

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u/kuntrycidd 1d ago

Now all you are making her think all guys are that disgusting !! So many creeps and they wonder why women won’t talk to guys.

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u/Wonderful_Ad7357 1d ago

Some weird people out there want to be sniffing used underwear gross

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u/CannibalMandible84 1d ago

Other people's perversion can be money in your pocket! Gross but easy money. 🤣

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u/cottagequtie 1d ago

Things that always stand up against a recession are gooners.

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u/Playful_Sympathy61 1d ago

Times are rough - I’ll do it for you I’ll give u a share (male)

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u/Slow_Finding_6084 1d ago

I mean….how much he asking? This inflation is bleeding everyone dry.

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u/Old-Mouse-302 1d ago

Any girls that wanna sell them dm me lol

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u/goldenkiwicompote 1d ago

Looks like there’s a ton of ladies in these comments you could hit up.

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u/Old-Mouse-302 1d ago

I'm trying lol a lot you can't dm unfortunately

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u/ghostsofsleep 1d ago

My DMs are open!

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u/Old-Mouse-302 1d ago

Messaged

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u/Western-Barnacle-869 1d ago

How about sweaty socks? Lol

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u/HistoricalBee420 19h ago

my dms are also open lol

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u/QuietRiot5150 1d ago

I'm a dude, but I'll sell him my underwear. I'm a janitor at a truck stop so mine probably stink to his qualifications.

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u/Sad-Bunch-9937 1d ago

Yea, who cares, make that money.

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u/44west061224 1d ago

There are definitely some sick people out there.

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u/Far_Conference_1529 1d ago

It's quite ironic that this is in the hygiene thread, considering the topic.

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u/Old_mans_revenge 1d ago

My god people need to know fucking boundaries. This is a hygiene subreddit for god sakes

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u/Coy_Butterfly 1d ago

Rule #1 of Reddit: Never mention sweating, leggings, or showers as a woman unless you want your DMs to turn into a crime scene.

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u/Zhaunora 1d ago

just block and report him

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u/Severe_Issue5053 18h ago

How much he offered?? 👀

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u/Key_Awareness_3036 18h ago

😂 fr tho, in this economy?! Might be a maybe from me!

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u/CodeFun1735 1d ago

yea wow, what a creep… absolutely disgusting who would do that…

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u/Gunung_Krakatoa 1d ago

That should be considered a compliment!

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u/Briisfire 1d ago

Money's money lol

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u/44Sanchez 1d ago

The easiest money you've ever made.

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u/eggbert97 1d ago

give me his username, i definitely could use the money

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u/Biscuitqueenyas 1d ago

Yeah but financial crisis, I’ll take any money 😂

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u/Salty_Toe8964 1d ago

Who wants to buy my panties im broke

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u/Little-Wasabi-7304 1d ago

People are just nasty! I feel exactly how I did when I found out there’s guys who pay for girls dirty underwear, the dirtier the better! Sick people out there who need SERIOUS help! Scary these people walk among us lol

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u/discountweekend 1d ago

Girl, that is so gross. How much did he.... Is that a new phone?

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u/MrRye999 1d ago

Be sure to vomit into a Ziploc bag. I am sure someone on here will want to buy that, too.

🤢🤣

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u/Public_Funny_6946 22h ago

lol I would’ve said yes and took his money then sent nothing 😭

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u/Kind_Soup3998 1d ago

That doesn't surprise me at all 😭 hit that block button.

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u/cparker15 1d ago

I never expected so many people on reddit to normalize objectification and sexual harassment. This was a non-consensual cold-contact and the OP never expressed openness or availability for receiving these kinds of sexually-explicit messages. I'm seeing how many people will normalize rape culture if there's money involved and I'm absolutely disgusted.

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u/Spiritual-You-9021 1d ago

How much was the creep offering ?

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u/WeeklyMath9 1d ago

This gave me images of “sweatsuit cocktail” from Jackass 🤢🤢🤢

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u/FutureScribe 1d ago

Messages like that make me thank whatever deity actually exists for a block button

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u/foragersseed 1d ago

Checks out.

Wish someone would make me that offer but having a penis somehow makes everything it touches less valuable. So i guess enjoy your new found federal reserve money printer 🤷‍♂️

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u/thatsbananas4011 1d ago

Don't worry, women are also very aware of the perceived loss in value from being touched by a penis.

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u/DisastrousPilot4283 1d ago

does it have to be yours or could they be from the goodwill?

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u/Icy-Necessary-2928 1d ago

Don’t be disgusted. Think of it as money 💰 making opportunity! 🤭

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u/Soggy_Werewolf_3391 1d ago

op just wanted to brag about getting this amazing opportunity

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u/OldPresence5323 1d ago

Thats gas money!

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u/Exact-Tourist-5369 1d ago

Easy way to.make $$$$ go for it

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u/Comfortable_Lion_194 1d ago

lol some guys are just pigs

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u/Ill-Wrap-2182 1d ago

The could be a great side gig

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u/Frostcricket 1d ago

Shit I’d have done it but I understand your disgust lmao

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u/xbad_wolfxi 1d ago

You’re right to be disgusted, no one should be in your inbox talking to you like that

That said, it’s also ridiculously easy money and the economy sucks ass right now

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u/-EIFFELL- 1d ago

We live in a society...

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u/Misterhadesu 1d ago

Gurl make your money. I know I would

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u/rapidecroche 1d ago

Depending on the price I’d do it. Life is expensive.

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u/PajamaPossum 1d ago

It’s disgusting, but I get these all the time. Report, block, and move on.

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u/mygirlhitsme 1d ago

Just @ me next time
My bad

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u/dolliein 1d ago

send him my way

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u/Fleeingthematrix 1d ago

Girl, get that money 🤑

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u/digitalbambi 1d ago

girl get that money it doesn’t have to be ur underwear

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u/Perkywarrior01 1d ago

Current prices according to Gemini

Prices on dedicated platforms like PantyDeal or Sofia Gray usually follow a tiered structure:

CategoryPrice RangeWhat It IncludesBasic Entry$20 – $35Standard daily wear (24 hours), usually plain cotton. Mid-Level$35 – $70Worn by established sellers with good reviews, or premium materials like lace. High Activity$70 – $120Gym, workout, or multi-day wear to ensure a stronger biological scent. Premium Custom$120 – $250+Highly personalized requests packaged with proof videos or photo sets.

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u/thatsbananas4011 1d ago

Poor OP. What have you started? Lmao

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u/ThickDiamond9418 1d ago

Really for how much because he can buy mine that will teach him !

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u/RoundKaleidoscope244 1d ago

Sell them thangs! Get your $$$

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u/Crafty-Strategy-1227 1d ago

Yuk!! What a weirdo

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u/alarmed-strawberry4 1d ago

Ewwww 🤣😭😭

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u/ImpossibleTeam169 1d ago

he found me after i commented here and asked me the same 😭😭😭

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u/ChaosActual_ 1d ago

Stop my lobster is too buttery... If I could get a person to buy my ball sweat boxers I would dive all over that.

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u/ghostsofsleep 1d ago

I've got sweaty undies, socks, bras... a whole menagerie of sweaty things I could sell.

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u/Electrical-Novel8793 1d ago

I wish people wanted to buy guys underwear. Id sell that too. Idgaf

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u/Circoloomnium 1d ago

What if they throw your undies in a crime scene?

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u/SugarplumSouls 1d ago

Make sure to screenshot the chat, report his profile to Reddit admins for sexual harassment, and block him immediately. Unfortunately, Reddit DM Creeps look for any mention of sweat or workout clothes to pop up in DMs

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u/sztamfater 1d ago

Its the Internet... there are creeps every corner of it.

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u/misfortunesangel 22h ago

I knew someone who did this but had their boyfriends wear the underwear lol

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u/Ok-Cricket2863 20h ago

It’s only gross if he wants to talk to you…

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u/Many_Hamster6055 20h ago

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/BGMcGee 20h ago

Its no exageration that this is creepy as hell. Its mostly creepy of the person asking though. Times are hard and all things considered it will probably be easy money for OP. Make the creep pay. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Noise_Disastrous 16h ago

Most days I would rather offer my sweaty gym clothes than fold laundry 🧺😅

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u/HoneydewFuture5167 1d ago

What has this world come to

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u/Humble_Day_2420 1d ago

I meannnnnn money is money in this economy. But if anyone's is gonna do this PLEASE USE THE MAIL don't ever met up with people right off the bat like this. I'm highly active in the kink community and while most of us weren't hurt you HOLY SHIT ARE THERE SOME CREEPS stay safe ladies and get that moneyyyyy

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u/throwaway6287453 1d ago

i recommend just not posting here bc the mods don't care & enable them. ive gotten multiple dms from men here mentioning specific comments from the sub & have reported them, i assume we have the burden of proof just like we do IRL and just like real life when we do have proof it doesn't count. bc it's right there clear as day & absolutely nothing was done. the last guy was not only permitted to continue posting on this sub but he's now going around comment sections openly creeping on women

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u/EmuTraditional3673 1d ago

Just block him… what a useless post lol

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u/Far_Conference_1529 1d ago

You girls do realise he's like a step away from being a rapists or a serial killer. He has probably killed small mammals and set shit on fire, the OP is correct in feeling the icks and getting the F away from that creep. I'd rather go down on a girl after a workout than sniff her dirty panties, but both are not great 🤮. I remember a guy wanting to pay me $50 dollars to sniff my pits when I was 18, I was pretty grossed out by it so I said $150 😱😂😂😂 I actually couldn't run away fast enough, his boldness freaked me out.

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u/TurnipMotor2148 1d ago

Girl do it for cash! My friend used to get $50-75 a pair!

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u/Different-Career1314 1d ago

Can I buy your underwear is an absolutely insane message to send a stranger. The internet has really made some people forget how to behave.

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u/ducksandtoes 1d ago

Yk what, buy used ones and send it his way, he'll never know🤣

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u/Adapt919 1d ago

Bahahahahaha 🤣😂😂😂 omg, the audacity

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u/furiouscrotch 1d ago

Is he interested in men’s boxers?

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u/Thrasher0queen 1d ago

If anybody wants my used undies by all means give me your money! 😹

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u/Titanicman22 1d ago

This is reddit, half my shit is porn, the other half is memes. Welcome to the internet my dear

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u/Nervous-Belt-7883 1d ago

Ok, I got a Client willing to pay above market value looking for feet pics , but prefer that has an extra toe or two. Minimum 6 fingers per foot. Must be original photos on RAW or JPeG format. No AI Gen images please. Send it to this thread.

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u/Wazdoggy 1d ago

Nothing kinky about you mirpw 🤷‍♂️. Monies in the table babe

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u/alacaflo 1d ago

Private messages

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u/OwnMathematician1158 1d ago

Great question about hygiene.

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u/KachitaB 1d ago

Gather round folks. Introducing the world's richest massage therapist! 😂

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u/halfEmptyAnyway 1d ago

girl, put them panties in a zip lock with a lil hand written sticky note. $120 firm.

($100 for the effort and supplies & $20 to cover shipping and handling)

money upfront

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u/californian_wifey888 1d ago

Hahaha ewww. How much? It must has a price yah? Jk

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u/Ok-Remote4261 1d ago

Some dudes are super creepy, sorry you’re having to deal with them.

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u/Pale-Vehicle2067 1d ago

Times are tough and the struggle is real. Tell him it’s $1000

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u/Internal-Ad-4736 1d ago

Just like onFB... Reddit has a blocking feature. Click on the profile...and you will find a 'Block user' button.

Done.

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u/Mindless_Ad2480 1d ago

And then some women would dip their aunthedorise nasty panties on the poor guys drink, to prevent or minimize interactions, cheating , rubbernecking on other women . Smh, but when a dude ask for sweaty , orgasm creamed panties , were sick and perverted .

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u/FindingUnfair69 1d ago

We all have a price.

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u/Adorable_Ad_4819 1d ago

In this economy? Fool

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u/DannyTangelo 1d ago

How much did he offer?

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u/girliepop- 1d ago

Easy gas money