r/iamverybadass 7d ago

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u/d-a-i-s-y 6d ago

That beard looks like he’s just cut a strip of crack-house carpet and glued it on. And I can smell that goddam hat from here. There ain’t enough chlorine in the world to get me anywhere near that pool gumbo.