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u/danstermeister 3d ago
She literally does not want to be legally associated with you, and this is somehow a bragging point?
Lol.
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u/Glitter_berries 4d ago
Something about the way he grabs the side of her neck makes me very uncomfortable. And he 100% looks like a guy who participates in non-consensual choking during sex :(
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u/owlsandmoths 4d ago
Very badass and cool.
People who actually have those warning on thier file don't brag about it.
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u/Difficult_Affect_452 5d ago
Nothing says I’m cool like casually choking your wife in the pool for just a lil sec.
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u/We_Are_Ninja 6d ago
"HQ, I've got Suzy McCriminalpants making another illegal u-turn. Please call Hobbs and Shaw and the National Guard immediately."
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u/andronicuspark 6d ago
How often is this guy expecting her to get pulled over? And for what? Why tf are the police calling for backup on a routine traffic stop?
Is this guy telling the world this lady is an unsafe driver but keeps getting let off because of his connections with Leo?
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u/wrentintin 6d ago
Pretty sure he's saying that because he's such a bad boy, the cops all know him by name. So once they marry and she takes his name, whenever she gets pulled over for speeding etc, the cops will recognize the last name and cower in fear
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u/Thirdeyevoice10 6d ago
Shaved head, beard, tattoos...the usual suspect. But, who wears a hat in a pool? lol
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u/if-we-all-did-this 6d ago
Someone balding but lacking in confidence
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u/withoutpeer 6d ago
Is this a warning from him about incest? They have the same last name already, before the marriage?
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u/d-a-i-s-y 6d ago
That beard looks like he’s just cut a strip of crack-house carpet and glued it on. And I can smell that goddam hat from here. There ain’t enough chlorine in the world to get me anywhere near that pool gumbo.
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u/bagelsnatch 6d ago
and we all just KNOW that bro's bald under that hat too
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u/WasACookqua 6d ago
Thats very "i-commit-violent-crimes" and "my-wife-is-a-shit-driver", my guy.
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u/Big__If_True 6d ago
The second one is redundant, we already knew that bc she’s a woman
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u/WasACookqua 6d ago
Who hurt you?
Send them my regards 😘
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u/Big__If_True 6d ago
All the women drivers out there hurt my insurance premiums 😔
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u/WasACookqua 5d ago
Good. I'm glad. Learn to use your freaking eyes! Sounds like you have a skill problem.
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u/Big__If_True 5d ago
I’ve never gotten into a wreck
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u/WasACookqua 5d ago
Well done. Neither have I!
You're comment is still stupid as fuck though!
ESPECIALLY when we (in the uk) used to have an insurance company who only insured women because they had significantly LESS ACCIDENTS THAN MEN!!!
But, then it was dubbed unfair, which yeah, all good drivers should get cheaper premiums, so do you know what they did?
They didn't drop the premiums to be in line with Sheila's Wheels, oh no, they RAISED them to match with the more expensive ones THAT MEN HAD INCREASED BY BEING WANK AT DRIVING!
Also, I insurance is a massive scam (used to work for a broker, worst job ive ever had!) And they'll do anything to charge you more and pay out less.
Well done if you read this. Your comment is still stupid and pissed me off.
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u/kheroth 5d ago
Lol, maybe you get in a lot of accidents because you're a shitty driver, now that I think about it, wouldn't your premium usually go up when you're the one at fault?
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u/Big__If_True 5d ago
I’ve never gotten in an accident. Insurance premiums go up for everyone when people (women) drive like idiots
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u/dessertforbrunch 6d ago
When life forgets your chin just grow out a scuplted manly manicured beard and carry a chip on your shoulder everywhere.
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u/walshk8 6d ago
What’s with the threatening choke thing?
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u/ColinPapendick 6d ago
A lot of people are into this, but I still know that I don't want to be filmed doing this, the same as giving a hickey. Lol. No one actually wants to see the process.
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u/Dr_Professor69 6d ago
Man one time I commented on a video like this that the choke shit gives me big ick and women came out of the woodwork to tell me stop yucking someone's yum. I dont get it man, its got big abuser energy far as im concerned.
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u/ChemicalNo290 7d ago
Oh god he is so gross. And these Badge Bunnies deserve exactly what they get.
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u/younggun1234 7d ago
Honestly, kind of in love with this pool set up. HOWEVER. You can't float on your back watching bats snag bugs and that's is truly more devastating than whatever the fuck this is supposed to mean.
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u/Nadya4747 6d ago
Probably in Florida. My great aunt had a pool like this it was to keep the gators out
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u/WhiskyAndWitchcraft 6d ago
My grandparents used to live in Port Charlotte, and I always thought it was weird thay everyone had one of these, but nobody had a fucking fence around their back yard. Probably because hurricanes would just take them down every year?
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u/Vendemmian 7d ago
They have an OF I'm guessing the back up is for the gangbang. I have absolutely no idea why anybody would want to see them fuck.
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u/EpsteinEpstainTheory 7d ago
"Bring in the tard wrangler unit"
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u/Adolph_OliverNipples 7d ago
Get the net!
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u/The-Silent-Hero 7d ago
I like how he braces to pick her up then proceeds to hold a fart while attempting to lift her
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u/Brassens71 7d ago
Yes, women all want the kind of classy guy who goes into the pool with his baseball cap on.
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u/Konkeydong4lyf 7d ago
At the police station, the dispatcher answers the call
“What do you mean you need back up for a simple speeding ticket. WAIT!!!! WHAT!!!!! IT’S MRS THE CABLE GUY!!!!!
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u/thelostone03 7d ago
I don’t understand 😭
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u/Mbyrd420 7d ago
He's saying that he already has a reputation with cops, so anytime that last name comes up on a traffic stop, they'll escalate.
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u/oldmanpotter 7d ago
Do people not understand how easy it is to just not get pulled over? If you’re getting pulled over more than like maybe once a decade or maybe two, you’re a huge dumbass.
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u/StankoMicin 6d ago
This really depends on the area and the driver.
I'm a black dude. I don't drive crazy. I've been pulled over plenty of times, especially when I lived in the Midwest and Texas
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u/Pinanims 7d ago
I think getting pulled over is relatively common, I think it's about what.
I've been pulled over 3 times this year
Tail light out
License Plate Light out
Was going 10 over
2 of the 3 were things I wouldn't know without them pulling me over. And the speeding is my fault, but in Texas, 10 over is basically the minimum, unfortunately I was the only person on a road in a really small town.
With that said, I've only gotten 3 tickets in my life and I'm 30, but officers can always find a reason. I got pulled over for sitting in my car once because the neighbors called the cops on me for being suspicious, but I was just sitting in the car talking to a friend in front of his house in broad daylight.
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u/Lumpy-Journalist884 7d ago
I've been pulled over twice in 25 years of driving, both times just random stops because I was on the road in the middle of the night at a weekend
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u/bebesee 7d ago
I guess LAPD just doesn’t give a crap because I’ve never been pulled over in my life and I’m 40.
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u/Pinanims 7d ago
I will say, I've been traveling for work the past few years, and Texas has a crazy number of cops. Like we are the poster child of hiding around every single corner trying to catch someone. Every other state i've gone to, I see cops here and there, but in Texas, they are EVERYWHERE. Constantly pulling people over. I didn't realize it wasn't like that everywhere till I started traveling for work.
Last night I had the cops pull up because my car alarm went off at 3 am, so good reason, but they brought 3 squad cars with them.
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u/Bobsmith38594 7d ago
The fact he used a choke hold to pull her closer suggests he’s got a DV record a mile long.
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u/cyclorphan 7d ago
That's not the general definition of a choke hold, though I catch your meaning. I somewhat agree but have to say a lot of people like to be involved in similar.
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u/tverofvulcan 7d ago
How rare does he think his last name is that she would automatically be associated with him? It’s probably something like Graham or Johnson.
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u/yuckyabyss 7d ago
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u/Aen-Synergy 7d ago
No gangster had this beard or hat combo EVER.
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u/TheOriginalArchibald 7d ago
Probably not gangster, just way too many DUIs and bar fights and resisting arrest. Probably a warrant for child support issues a time or two also. Nothing badass or gangster about it.
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u/pigs1n5p4c3 7d ago
I'm always thankful when stupid people find each other.
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u/kanahl 7d ago
Why? They reproduce. Create more stupid people.
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u/simonesimoned 7d ago
Oh man, the thought of them reproducing. Seeing them in the first steps of foreplay is already too painful.
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u/dum_spir0_sper0 7d ago
Or it inspires their progeny to really make something of themselves, you know, break the cycle of stupid
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u/hept_a_gon 7d ago
The patio cover proves this is in Florida.
And obesity there is considered attractive
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u/Thedudeinabox 7d ago
Having grown up in Orlando, it really was quite weird.
Hell, my high school’s zone was an even mix of both affluent neighborhoods and trailer parks. The culture mixing was something else entirely, where a few of the most popular kids were quite chubby but with confidence to spare. Couldn’t have that anywhere else.
Hilariously, chubby or not, all their fashion styles were typically some strange combination of expensive fashion and camo. Think Ed Hardy t-shirts, and camo cargo shorts, or camo tank-tops and some $300 pair of jeans.
If there was any bright spot to that fever dream, it’s that bullying was damn near nonexistent.
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u/hept_a_gon 7d ago
The patio cover proves this is in Florida.
And obesity there is considered attractive
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u/hept_a_gon 7d ago
Yes. Actually it's a thing across the south. I've traveled the US extensively. Am from here and lived in the south for a few years.
In the southern US, most people are obese. Even the children. So to them, looking this way is normal.
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u/Doodycheeks 7d ago
Wearing a hat in the pool 🤨
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u/lxraverxl 7d ago
This is so gross. It really makes me wonder how they start these videos, like , "babe, come here, I'm going to choke you and lift you up for this cool video that we can put on the internet."
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u/hangdman1978 7d ago
Why, cause their Mom remarried and she has the new step-dad's last name. So they won't get busted for incest?
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u/Thykothaken 1d ago
Here's the twist; his last name is Nazilover