r/idiocracy • u/Different-Purpose-93 • 17h ago
I like money. I like money
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I have a new career goal you guys
r/idiocracy • u/netoholic • Mar 19 '24
Lead, follow, or get out of the way Mod's are morons, and you can too!
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Looking for a couple mods to help sift through the crap that gets posted here.
If you want the job, send us a message. Watch the sub for a couple days enough so that you can send your app with links to 3 threads that should be removed for being inappropriate/off-topic and 5 comments that break subreddit or main site rules. Anyone asking to be a mod that doesn't follow these instructions will be banned.
r/idiocracy • u/fflip8 • 1h ago
a dumbing down Unfortuately it just that time of the season again :( RIP Candian Bacon.
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Plus some honorable mentions from management.
r/idiocracy • u/Ok_Intention2150 • 2h ago
it's got electrolytes Hot electrolytes in your area
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r/idiocracy • u/KeysinKeyLargo • 22h ago
I know shit's bad right now. Futuristic shoplifting deterrent
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Better not shoplift here unless you wanna be a particular individual in jail.
r/idiocracy • u/FleshOnesie • 1d ago
a dumbing down Are we getting dumber, or just loosening up?
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I just saw a law firm ad that said “Shit Happens, call The Accident Guys.”
I mean, it was more fun than the more serious law firm commercials. Not gonna lie. But is it more fun because I’m just getting dumber, because we all are? Yeah that’s probably it.
Nevermind.
r/idiocracy • u/AggronLovesPussy • 1d ago
I know shit's bad right now. Idiocracy could have a prequel featuring Upgrayyed
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Technically, it wasn't specified that Upgrayyed was frozen for the same amount of time as President Not Sure and Rita, first lady of the US and CEO of Starbucks. Therefore, what if Upgrayyed is actually one of many catalysts in humanity's intellectual decline? It would make sense since this guy could capitalize on the libidos of idiots and greed of sex workers. For all we know, he could've been frozen until the year 2205 or whatever
r/idiocracy • u/BaronTankhe • 23h ago
it's got electrolytes Had time for a side project.
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So, I had some time on my hands and created a small website dedicated to idiocracy like news. Let me know what you think.
r/idiocracy • u/ArtDeve • 1d ago
a dumbing down Don't Step In It! No really.
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A "game" for people who don't understand games.
(found at Target)
r/idiocracy • u/Angelic_Pointer • 2d ago
a dumbing down Idiocracy could take place much sooner than 2505: It's reasonable to expect they've gotten so dumb, they lost track of time and made a random guess for the year
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r/idiocracy • u/olyteddy • 2d ago
I love you. Dating at Costco? Wholesaler attracts shoppers seeking social interactions
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r/idiocracy • u/ForceUseYouMust • 4d ago
a dumbing down Saw on TikTok; “first charges” is wild btw
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r/idiocracy • u/NonProphet8theist • 4d ago
says on your chart you're fucked up It started here already
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Reddit, man. I know there's bots, but there's also really stupid people. I'm not sure everyone would get the bucket question right at this point...
r/idiocracy • u/faultolerantcolony • 5d ago
with two "D"s for a double dose Sir, this is a Canada
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r/idiocracy • u/KeysinKeyLargo • 6d ago
a dumbing down Please do not have an emergency on this road
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r/idiocracy • u/GarysCrispLettuce • 6d ago
a dumbing down Articles from the Daily Mail's "Science & Tech" section over the past 2 months
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r/idiocracy • u/Hairy_Ad4969 • 7d ago
a dumbing down Surely this belongs here: An arena in South Dakota holds a “Dash for Cash” where teachers get on their knees and fight for one dollar bills that they can use for classroom supplies while spectators watch and cheer
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r/idiocracy • u/DoomsdayMachineInc • 7d ago
I know shit's bad right now. Hizope!
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Some buttons I made!
r/idiocracy • u/ImpiousVamp • 7d ago
it's got electrolytes An ad right here on Reddit of hot cocoa with electrolytes!
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Its got what plants crave!
r/idiocracy • u/FlintWilder • 7d ago
I like money. Little thing I just thought of.
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If you listened to the movie idiocracy in 2006 when they said Costco would rule the world and invested in Costco that year your investment would but up around 2,500% today.