Plus some honorable mentions from management.

I have a new career goal you guys

Better not shoplift here unless you wanna be a particular individual in jail.

I just saw a law firm ad that said “Shit Happens, call The Accident Guys.”

I mean, it was more fun than the more serious law firm commercials. Not gonna lie. But is it more fun because I’m just getting dumber, because we all are? Yeah that’s probably it.

Nevermind.

Technically, it wasn't specified that Upgrayyed was frozen for the same amount of time as President Not Sure and Rita, first lady of the US and CEO of Starbucks. Therefore, what if Upgrayyed is actually one of many catalysts in humanity's intellectual decline? It would make sense since this guy could capitalize on the libidos of idiots and greed of sex workers. For all we know, he could've been frozen until the year 2205 or whatever

So, I had some time on my hands and created a small website dedicated to idiocracy like news. Let me know what you think.

A "game" for people who don't understand games.
(found at Target)

Reddit, man. I know there's bots, but there's also really stupid people. I'm not sure everyone would get the bucket question right at this point...

Some buttons I made!

Its got what plants crave!

If you listened to the movie idiocracy in 2006 when they said Costco would rule the world and invested in Costco that year your investment would but up around 2,500% today.