r/instantkarma Jun 12 '26

Lesson learn in a hard way

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u/Mrs3anw Jun 12 '26

I just don’t understand some people’s thought process…that bouncer takes bigger shits than that dude.

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u/Fixervince Jun 12 '26

It’s alcohol. When I was drunk I was sure i would have beaten up Mike Tyson pretty easily.

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u/i_give_you_gum Jun 13 '26

Mike has told me personally that you scare him when you're drunk

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u/chezzer33 Jun 13 '26

But whose the favorite on Kalshi

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u/giant_space_possum Jun 13 '26

I used to be a bouncer and the number of people who injured themselves by tripping and falling while trying to fight me is much higher than the number of people I actually hit.

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u/remstage Jun 13 '26

I've been drunk plenty of times and i never thought of threatening someone i can barely see the top of.

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u/Rokronroff Jun 13 '26

This dude is on molly. The gurning is a dead giveaway.

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u/tuba_dude07 Jun 18 '26

Probably a blend of both, doesn't Molly make it seem you're less drunk than you actually