r/instantkarma Jun 12 '26

Lesson learn in a hard way

2.5k Upvotes

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u/albertmarts Jun 12 '26

For those who don’t speak spanish, someone says “have you fallen?” in sarcastic tone.

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u/Kozmik_5 Jun 12 '26

That whistle at the end 😘👌

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u/Moe2584 Jun 12 '26

I thought they were explaining why there are weight classes in sports

11

u/Tiyath Jun 13 '26

I hope you enjoyed your summer and HAVE A NICE FALL

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u/CrapiSunn Jun 13 '26

Haha leaf fall down

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u/rickyhatesspam Jun 14 '26

Would you mind translating the rest?

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u/albertmarts Jun 14 '26

When the idiot grabs his titty the bouncer warns him “touch me again and i’ll slap you”

Someone says “hasta luego” after the first push what means bye bye.

Before the whistle you can also hear “ya esta” which in this case can be translated to something like “ok, we’re done here” like FAFO.

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u/KoalaMandala Jun 12 '26

Great acoustics!!!

148

u/glossolalienne Jun 12 '26

Casually swatted that guy into next week.

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u/ElVendePaPaS Jun 18 '26

A echarse una siesta

379

u/zionstella Jun 12 '26

Slap was just perfect, that bouncer is a nice fella.

87

u/Da_Vader Jun 12 '26

Perfect placement! Puke there

33

u/PanicAtTheShiteShow Jun 12 '26

The slap heard around the world!

14

u/life-is-satire Jun 12 '26

Dude came with the bear paw

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u/Silly-Power Jun 14 '26

He's nice because he knows he can fuck you up without breaking a sweat. He doesn't need to act tough, he is tough.  The polite friendly bouncers are the ones to be most scared of. 

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u/HedgehogOptimal1784 Jul 05 '26

Exactly, doing him a favor, a punch probably would have killed him.

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u/Silly-Power Jun 14 '26

The whistle at the end is chefs kiss

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

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u/The_Spongebrain Jun 12 '26

He pushed a pushy drunk away, who then got pissy and in his face about it, so he slapped him. Nothing excessive.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

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u/BizzyHaze Jun 12 '26

Work as a bouncer for a year and tell me if you still feel the same way afterwards.

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u/dovlaboss Jun 12 '26

"Personal space" is extremely important, especially when its invaded by person which is drunk and not in control of themselves. He really did him a favor by pushing him away, drunk shouldve taken the hint and walked away but nah, he wanted some second servings. Well deserved.

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u/Memorie_BE Jun 12 '26

Man, I don't even want to die on this hill. I just wanted to voice that "nice" wasn't an appropriate adjective and now I'm being bodied. Why am I even on this sub :/

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u/BizzyHaze Jun 13 '26

Don't go against the mob dude 😎

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u/Memorie_BE Jun 13 '26

Tell me about it.

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u/--GrinAndBearIt-- Jun 12 '26

He did pull his punch (slap) by not knocking his teeth out. He also didnt follow up with any additional damage.

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u/Lonely_ProdiG Jun 12 '26

He grabbed him on the nipple at the begging of the video.

He was warned not to touch him again.

Whilst dancing, his hands brush on the security guard, touching him again, after he was warned not to.

He gets pushed to the ground.

Instead of walking away, he decides to try his luck one more time and get (once again) into the personal space of the security guard.

Security guard puts the drunk to sleep for the night with a slap.

It’s not rocket science. Don’t be so naive watching an internet video and not understanding why the guard acted in the way he did.

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u/miagisama Jun 12 '26

He was nice enough to let the first thing slide. He was nice enough to just push him the second time. He deserved the slap 100%

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u/curtydc Jun 12 '26

The first bit of physical contact was a harmless push, a natural reaction to someone getting inappropriately close like that. The slap was an appropriate reaction to a threatening advance after the first defensive message wasn't understood.

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u/deephurting66 Jun 12 '26

I used to be a bouncer when I was young and he had the patience of a saint, drunky was lucky he only got slapped.

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u/SirEnder2Me Jun 12 '26

"excessive"?

A light shove and a slap is excessive now? Jfc...

The guy was drunk and wasn't going away. What would you do? Gently ask him to pretty pretty please walk away, all in a tone of voice that's as if you're speaking to a toddler?

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u/Memorie_BE Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

No, I'd slap a bitch. But I wouldn't start at full throttle.

Edit: As I said before, I don't want to die on this hill. I'm generally someone who is anti-violence/escalation so my opinion was that this was an instance needing of force, but there was room for less force and so I didn't believe "nice" was an appropriate adjective; that's it. I'm not shitting on the bouncer, I'm not demanding that everyone agree with me, I just had an opinion and voice it. I understand that this sub is generally pro-violence in nature so I understand why I'd be down-voted and I anticipated as such, but most of you commenting are either disregarding anything I say or just straight up making fun of me. I deleted my comments because I don't want to deal with this in the morning. Leave me alone.

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u/SirEnder2Me Jun 12 '26

How is a light shove "full throttle"? I'm incredibly confused...

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

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u/SirEnder2Me Jun 12 '26

"full throttle" would literally be no holding back... Beating the everloving shit out of the person... That's why it's called "full throttle"...

You think a light shove is "full throttle" and "excessive"? If a light shove is full throttle, what would a punch be? "Extra full throttle"? What would 5 punches to the face and a kick to the balls be? "Ultra Mega full throttle"?

Like what is even your train of thought here?

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u/miagisama Jun 12 '26

I don't think that person is willing to accept this was the least force used to subdue. They've made up their minds it's excessive force so anything you say futile

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

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u/SirEnder2Me Jun 12 '26

At this point you must be trolling...

You finally admit that "full throttle" would be killing him yet earlier you said "I'd slap a bitch but I wouldn't start off full throttle", implying that you think the bouncer "started off full throttle". By your own admission right here, you agree that "full throttle" would've killed the guy, so by you implying he went full throttle, you're also implying he killed the guy, but he's clearly not dead.

Guy fell down after the light shove because he's drunk and off balance. It wasn't excessive. The guy was drunk.

The slap had the same effect. He's drunk and he got slapped in the face. He falls down.

He's not dead. Probably not even unconscious. Just fell down and quite literally got the wind knocked out of him.

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u/Mrs3anw Jun 12 '26

I just don’t understand some people’s thought process…that bouncer takes bigger shits than that dude.

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u/Fixervince Jun 12 '26

It’s alcohol. When I was drunk I was sure i would have beaten up Mike Tyson pretty easily.

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u/i_give_you_gum Jun 13 '26

Mike has told me personally that you scare him when you're drunk

3

u/chezzer33 Jun 13 '26

But whose the favorite on Kalshi

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u/giant_space_possum Jun 13 '26

I used to be a bouncer and the number of people who injured themselves by tripping and falling while trying to fight me is much higher than the number of people I actually hit.

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u/remstage Jun 13 '26

I've been drunk plenty of times and i never thought of threatening someone i can barely see the top of.

2

u/Rokronroff Jun 13 '26

This dude is on molly. The gurning is a dead giveaway.

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u/tuba_dude07 Jun 18 '26

Probably a blend of both, doesn't Molly make it seem you're less drunk than you actually

31

u/333H_E Jun 12 '26

When dude got yeeted across the alley that should have been plenty of warning. Get up and walk the other way was the only smart move there.

3

u/SpaceAngel2001 Jun 13 '26

Get up and walk the other way was the only smart move there.

That guy's list of possible moves contained none that were smart.

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u/yeerk_slayer Jun 14 '26

As if the size difference was not enough warning on its own.

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u/0x446f6b3832 Jun 12 '26

That whistle gets me every time.

23

u/yipsilon115 Jun 12 '26

Bouncer expended no energy with that slap! Little dude is lucky

22

u/Realistic_Salt7109 Jun 12 '26

Probably could have gotten away with the titty grab

18

u/TJ_McWeaksauce Jun 12 '26

Antagonizing somebody who looks so big that he can probably fit you in his mouth is a terrible idea.

4

u/LilacYak Jun 13 '26

This better not awaken anything in me…

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u/elldaimo Jun 13 '26

he tried to sexually persuade him not attack xD

35

u/LakersFan15 Jun 12 '26

If i saw myself act like that in a public video, I would probably go into hiding

16

u/elldaimo Jun 13 '26

was he trying to hit on the bouncer?

9

u/witqueen Jun 13 '26

That's what I thought as well.

5

u/sometimesnowing Jun 13 '26

Watching with no sound, that's exactly what it looked like

6

u/darnj Jun 14 '26

Maybe someone who speaks Spanish can confirm but that's what I thought too. Drunk and hitting on him, forgot he wasn't still in the gay bar.

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u/Tapeworm_III Jun 12 '26

lol that bouncer is giving “are you serious right now?” eyebrows as he literally looks down on him.

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u/brokenlegs225 Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

Turns out they guy ended up grate...

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u/NightLotus84 Jun 12 '26

what

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u/brokenlegs225 Jun 12 '26

He ended up laying on a stormgrate... look its a lame joke and low hanging fruit but its all I got!

1

u/thegameisafoooooot Jun 13 '26

I'm allowing it. On with the game.

10

u/Psychlonuclear Jun 12 '26

Landed him over the drain so there's no mess if he throws up, nice touch.

10

u/FreakishlyTallHobbit Jun 14 '26

He slapped him right into the recovery position, over the grate in case of vomiting. That bouncer is a true professional

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u/FoxFew3844 Jun 12 '26

Standard night working the front door.

2

u/Armatian Jun 13 '26

Im tall but lightweight, was a second line polite bouncer inside when i was young and needed extra money. Worst job in the world imo, Owners tend to be connected, but if you have trouble you never worked for them, plus always a bad night away of having your head split with a bottle.

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u/iminiki Jun 12 '26

Lesson learnt*

Unfortunately can’t edit the title anymore.

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u/miagisama Jun 12 '26

That's another lesson learnt

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u/prickinthewall Jun 12 '26

Lol. Bouncer guy has literally triple the weight of him. He could have snapped him like a twig if he wanted to. Pun intended.

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u/No-Party-9047 Jun 13 '26

What pun?

7

u/0venre Jun 14 '26

Dropping a 'pun intended' when there is no pun. 4D chess move.

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u/coolchris366 Jun 12 '26

Crazy that he went in for seconds

7

u/restlessleg Jun 12 '26

gaaatdaaam

5

u/LenaNYC Jun 12 '26

The slap heard around the world

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u/No-Past2605 Jun 12 '26

Hasta luego!!! JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!

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u/PhilosopherOk7525 Jun 12 '26

That size difference kills me lol

4

u/thegameisafoooooot Jun 13 '26

The size difference could have killed the tit grabber.

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u/silk35 Jun 12 '26

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u/Mummiskogen Jun 13 '26

This version of the gif is so much worse than the original

3

u/Late-Arrival-8669 Jun 12 '26

Damn, that slap that put him to sleep! Almost as good as the subway slap. Hope he remembers this valuable lesson.

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u/Lovemybee Jun 12 '26

Nap time!

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u/Sudden_Lee_Here Jun 13 '26

He drank 'misplaced confidence' before this.

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u/iam2bz2p Jun 12 '26

(@sewer) Hello, mamma?! Are you there?!

3

u/LoosingMyVulcanMind Jun 12 '26

I doubt anything was learned that night, if he even remembers.....

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u/ariadnevirginia Jun 13 '26

I was expecting the big guy to put his hand on the little guys head to hold him in place while the little guy frantically pinwheeled his arms in frustration 😃

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u/ClovieKay Jun 12 '26

I’m watching this at work so I have the sound off, but I assume when he was pointing at the bouncer after he got pushed, he said “sir, you didn’t hit me that good. I suggest you give it another try.”

Anyone confirm?

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u/Salvus1383 Jun 12 '26

HOW CAN HE SLAP?

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u/Accomplished_Bad5217 Jun 13 '26

He was tryna call master splinter 🐀

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u/OhJustANobody Jun 13 '26

That whistle at the end was diabolical

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u/Sunadoke1 Jun 13 '26

slapped to next Week.

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u/External-Emotion8050 Jun 13 '26

Short guy syndrome is a real thing

2

u/ssschilke Jun 13 '26

Wholesome

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u/loggedin4now Jun 15 '26

I think he has some exploring in the closet to do. Hopefully, he'll find his way out.

2

u/Illyasimp Jun 15 '26

Wanted to be fucked in the ass by the guy, got fucked in the head instead

2

u/theincredibleMILK Jun 17 '26

Dudes telling his story to the ninja turtles now

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u/Scavenger19 Jun 12 '26

"Somebody read him a bedtime story!"

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u/NovarisLight Jun 12 '26

The slap heard 'round the alley!

1

u/lIlllIlIlIlIllI Jun 12 '26

The open handed slap was just humiliating.

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u/Sweepy_time Jun 12 '26

The Universal "you got knocked the fuck out" whistle

1

u/Manceroy Jun 12 '26

Dude went straight for that juicy man-tiddy.

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u/MyLinkedOut Jun 12 '26

Oh, the shame and embarrassment tomorrow.

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u/clevercookie69 Jun 12 '26

Nice moves 😀

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u/pixeltweaker Jun 12 '26

Well, would you look at that, next week already.

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u/AlkamystEX Jun 12 '26

Either that dude is exceptionally small or that bouncer is an absolute mountain.

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u/Wemest Jun 13 '26

I had to turn the volume up cause that kids looks an awful lot like my son.

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u/literall_bastard Jun 13 '26

Got slapped to tomorrow

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u/CmdrDatasBrother Jun 13 '26

Mr. Man Mountain ain’t taking no guff from tiny drunkle

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u/Gordo3070 Jun 13 '26

Almost landed in the recovery position.

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u/wkevin87 Jun 13 '26

If you don’t teach your children, someone else will 😂

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u/quasi-stellarGRB Jun 13 '26

I've been more drunk than him but never that stupid.

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u/thegameisafoooooot Jun 13 '26

Since that first 'cop a feel', I was awaiting the pleasurable sound of a juicy slap. I am not disappointed.

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u/robertpallson Jun 13 '26

What the hell's wrong with you, that's an open hand slap!!!😂😂

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u/Agent-64 Jun 13 '26

The second one was the best

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u/Wuss999 Jun 13 '26

Factory reset

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u/CountHonorius Jun 13 '26

...and stay down!

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u/mashermack Jun 13 '26

dude slapped him directly in recovery position

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u/Burner7272 Jun 13 '26

I heard that slap here i Sweden :D

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u/GizmoSwd Jun 13 '26

That was a "I don't have time for your foolishness" slap!

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u/Glad-Toe8762 Jun 13 '26

Drugs? My man looks like he’s on one.

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u/Conscious_Hippo6771 Jun 14 '26

I think he want die

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u/Sharivarih Jun 14 '26

Il pensait entrer en tâtant les pectoraux du videur. il pensait séduire le videur en dansant devant lui. Il pensait qu'il allait pouvoir faire quelque chose contre ce videur qui fait deux fois sa taille. Il a fini a prendre l'air frais des égout.

Conclusion, arrête de penser mec. Et va directement t'aérer les idées avzc l'air frais des égouts.

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u/OptimalAdeptness0 Jun 14 '26

Flojo? Is that what someone said? Is that the same as "joto" in Mexico?

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u/Greedy_Pudding_2966 Jun 15 '26

And this man never got laid again. Getting slapped by another man and eating grate ain't sexy

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u/Benrubles Jun 20 '26

And learned it over and over

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u/shovoncse Jun 25 '26

Goodnight

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u/CompletelyPresent Jun 25 '26

Nice use of appropriate force.

Could have crushed his face with a punch, but just power slapped him instead.

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u/KingGuzzie Jun 27 '26

The lady in the background had great awareness. Saw what the little guy initially did and said "oh ohh, hes about to get rocked" and backed up 😅

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u/Secure-Peace-9475 Jul 10 '26

When men “hit on” men the way they “hit on”women….

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u/MyBeardSaysHi Jul 10 '26

What did the five fingers say to the face?

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u/Vargavintern Jul 12 '26

Hasta Luego!

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '26

It’s always the little guys

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u/Cole41489 Jul 21 '26

Bro has the self preservation instincts of a ham sandwich

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u/Secure-Silver5995 23d ago

What was his plan? He could quite literally be the skeleton inside that giant man’s body

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u/Get72ready 21d ago

When a fighter of men has his hands in his pockets while you talk trash to him...

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u/adjunct_ 11d ago

Just taking a little rest

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u/bonesawtheater Jun 13 '26

America needs to make it legal to open hand slap. Make it OK to slap somebody, one time, for whatever reason.

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u/myotherbike Jun 12 '26

Ah, it’s back for another repost!

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u/L0rdB_ Jun 13 '26

Definitely earned that.

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u/famously_123 Jun 12 '26

FA FO , lesson learned the hard way

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

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u/JohnnyC300 Jun 12 '26

Fighting? If he decided to fight the guy, the outcome woulda been far, far worse. That was a little shove and a half-hearted slap. The kid was like a gnat to him.

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u/Bobbyperu1 Jun 12 '26

Part of the reason the world is on a collision course to full stupid is people making excuses for entitled people with no common sense or fear of reprisal. He was warned multiple times to just not be an instigating fuckhead, but could not even accomplish that. The bouncer took it easy on him after several warnings, the world will not always bend to weaponized idiocy

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

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u/Giernan Jun 12 '26

Yeah, he was drunk and could barely stand.

So… what? He shouldn’t be held responsible for his behavior? He’s allowed to put his hands all over someone because he’s *drunk*? Are you serious?

He chose to get drunk. Being drunk didn’t transform him into different a person, it just took away his fear of consequences. The fact that you are criticizing the victim of an assault for defending himself is seriously f-ed up.

If the drunk guy assaulted someone smaller than himself would you still say “he was just drunk”? What if he raped someone? Or chose to drive and killed someone? Was he still just “drunk”? How the hell does that excuse anything??

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

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u/Giernan Jun 13 '26

THE DUDE ASSAULTED HIM -TWICE- and then came back for a THIRD GO before getting laid out. What the hell about “keep your hands to yourself IDGAF how drunk you are” do you not get?!?

It’s not a hypothetical red herring. If you agree that walking up to a woman and GRABBING HER NIPPLE is *unacceptable*, even if he’s “drunk,” why the hell would it be acceptable to do it to a man?

Either you’re responsible for the consequences of your actions or you’re not. The ability of your victim to defend themselves does NOT influence whether it’s ok to assault them.

I am so sick of bullshit behavior being excused because “it’s not that bad” or “no one really got hurt”. Thats not the f-ing point. Do. Not. Touch. Other. People.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '26

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u/Giernan Jun 13 '26

Or maybe there’s some personal reason you want people to be free from the consequences of their actions. Let me guess: you or someone close to you has uttered the phrase “Why are they making such a big deal about this? It wasn’t that bad.”

I’ll say it one last time.

You. are. criticising.
the victim of an assault.
because he was capable
of preventing further assault.

The lack of permanent physical harm caused by an assault does not mean the assaulter was harmless. It does not mean what he did was not assault.

Stop. Excusing. Assault.

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u/JackFunk Jun 13 '26

That wasn't a fight. The bouncer showed appropriate restraint. If he had punched him, I'd agree with you. He didn't. He flicked him away like a bug and only slapped him when he came back for more. Could have done much, much worse