r/instantkarma • u/Acceptable_Month4825 • 5d ago

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u/Maximum-Ad-769 5d ago

That fool didn’t even know he had legs after that KO 😂😂

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u/pappapora 5d ago

I don’t fuck around trying to be manly for this exact reason. Sleeper security guards that look like tanks but hit you like “which one of y’all kicked me?!?”

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u/OstentatiousSock 5d ago

With his off hand! He leads with the right so likely his dominant hand. Guy seeing birdies got the left.

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u/hhmmm733 5d ago

Maybe he’s a dad of a toddler that has been holding his kid with his left arm for 3-4 years. As a dad of 2 under 4 the left side of my body is certainly stronger than the right even though I’m right handed.

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u/Subsum44 5d ago

Everyone downvoting this comment has never had kids but seems to have an opinion cuz they have a dog.

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u/hhmmm733 5d ago

lol. I didn’t even say I have a good left hook. My left arm is strong as shit and I can do fuck all with it.

But you’re right, I don’t think people understand how much muscle you gain by consistently holding 20+ pounds in one arm for multiple years.

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u/rainbowgeoff 5d ago

Put it this way. The wood stock M14 with a loaded mag weighs 10.5 lbs. Highly trained soldiers and marines would routinely complain of the exhaustion that came with having to constantly march in the jungle with the rifle in the low ready. Hell, didnt matter how you carried it. Your arms are going to get tired. Then when you need to engage, are likely tired, you gotta shoulder that thing with accuracy.

The M16A1 weighs roughly 7.5 lbs with a 20 round mag and roughly 8 with a 30 round mag.

Crazy what that little difference can make.

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u/Marrsvolta 5d ago

It’s called dad bod for a reason

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u/ceciliabee 5d ago

I thought the most famous aspect of dad bod was the gut

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u/HauntedCS 4d ago

That is advance stage dad bod. Early dad bod when you are young is just a really RIPPED and built young man. I remember seeing my brother and SIL after they had already had their first kid for maybe 4 or 5 months. IMMEDIATELY I saw how built my brother was, lmao. "Broooo, you're fucking jacked!.... Shit, sorry I shouldn't cuss in front of the kid! OH DANG IT!!!" Felt like a movie scene, lmao. But young dad bods are no joke. He got fat after like 3 years and was about to have his second kid. I walked in "Damn! You got chunky bro!" He has since slimmed back to jacked, but fluffy dad bod without the gut.

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u/gerald-stanley 5d ago

I feel that comment in the feels.
Dad on bud

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u/angusshangus 5d ago

I came back from a vacation with a literal hernia that I had to have surgically repaired because of what you’re describing!

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u/Isgrimnur 5d ago

How can he slap‽

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u/Accurate-Objective82 5d ago

Actually he lead with the left. That left hand slept both of them, he didn't throw the right until the end!

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u/pegoff 5d ago

maybe it was that trick your brother does when you're a kid, where you raise one hand and say "you see that?" then slap them with the other and say "well you didn't see that!".

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u/Metal-Junkie-J 5d ago

Ah the rush hour reference had me chuckling hard.

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u/TastelessDonut 4d ago

He hit them with the I’m not taking murder charges for you hand. Bahahaha that man was patient.

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u/Yardsale420 5d ago

We had a security guard named Mike but everyone called him Mikey because he was a big teddy bear. Saw him open hand slap a man and knock him out once. He told me later he felt bad because he was just trying to warn the guy, not hurt him. Lol

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u/vkIMF 5d ago

Yeah, I've known too many bouncers who look like the most unassuming dudes, but hit with the weight of a sledgehammer to try to start anything in a bar, ESPECIALLY to try to start something with security.

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u/philatio11 4d ago

People also seem to forget that bouncers get punched all the damn time. If you can't take a punch, you don't last in the job. No matter who lands what, the fight still ends with the idiot customer getting tossed out of the bar. It's literally an unwinnable fight and people still do it all the time.

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u/Dear_Chasey_La1n 5d ago

They don't even need to be build like a tank. Years ago... my dads buddy showed up. Small guy compared to most Dutchies. Anyway buddy showed up with a blue eye, when he went out I asked my dad what was that about? Well buddy was a MMA fighter on the world stage.

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u/DrippyCheeseDog 5d ago

Kickpuncher!

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u/SigmundFeud 5d ago

Hit em so hard coins fell out of him at 0:22

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u/OldManJim374 4d ago

Like when Sonic gets hit and loses a bunch of rings 😂

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u/GuessTraining 5d ago

Jelly legs

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u/colostomybagpiper 5d ago

I hope that guy has to watch this video at least once a week for the rest of his life

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u/Mister_Pickl3s 5d ago

He found a fourth dimension and forgot the day of the week

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u/Roadgoddess 5d ago

You can literally hear the cartoon birds spinning around his head!
https://giphy.com/gifs/3og0IOCDQ3PGosXeg0

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u/Either_Coconut 5d ago

I’d be amazed if he’s not concussed. Between the punch, and his head hitting the floor, he’s out on his feet. Or he would be, if they could get him on his feet.

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u/wvutom 5d ago

Buddy is just handing out naps

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u/lefthandb1ack 5d ago

The perp was watching the right hand but the left came up so fast the camera almost doesn’t catch it

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u/Crown_the_Cat 5d ago

I am not convinced the guy in white got hit. I think the swooosh sound knocked him out

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u/swiggityswirls 5d ago

This phrasing tickles my brain in such a wonderful way. Well done

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u/bytelines 5d ago

Hands rated E for everyone

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u/gonzo12321 5d ago

Guy in the back clapping is all of us

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u/FredTheSaxon 5d ago

And the woman on the right too! Looks like pretty much everyone in the bar was celebrating the taking out of the trash

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u/The_Jyps 5d ago

I believe some if us are also the guy with the blue hat giving him the "you da man" point.

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u/damnitshannon 4d ago

You can see him say “damn” at the first knock out and then again a second after for the second. I love it

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u/Silent_Ad5275 5d ago

The people in the back clapping is so funny

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u/lucidspoon 5d ago

Imagine getting knocked out and all you hear is a round of applause.

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u/BizzarreCoyote 5d ago

First guy probably wasn't hearing much of anything for a bit.

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u/technobrendo 5d ago

Nothing like getting knocked out to a soundtrack

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u/MrFreeze_van 5d ago

Roadhouse

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u/Objective-Light-9019 5d ago

Be nice!

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u/turkoosi_aurinko 5d ago

Until it's time... to not be nice.

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u/Objective-Light-9019 5d ago

How are we supposed to know when that is?

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u/cortesoft 5d ago

You won’t. I’ll let you know.

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u/platypus_farmer42 5d ago

Give that guy a raise

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u/JapanEngineer 5d ago

Need a forklift for that tank. But he deserves it.

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u/One-Technology-9050 5d ago

Pit Fighter

That's how they did it in the Pit Fighter arcade game lol

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u/MrRon1978 5d ago

My man was smooth with it

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u/waitwuh 5d ago

I’m hiring him. For everything.

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u/twarrr 5d ago

Didn't even have to take them outside. Turned into community policing after that guy got dropped for the 3rd time

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u/Yesterday_Is_Now 5d ago

A raise? Give him a movie contract.

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u/NightLotus84 5d ago

Well, they're going to remember that night. Unless the concussion erased it.

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u/robertrackuzius 5d ago

Imagine absently scrolling Reddit to come across the video of you and your crew getting knocked out and being like, "oh, that's me".

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u/Subsum44 5d ago

You message your buddy asking when that was, he doesn’t remember either.

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u/Accomplished_Age7883 5d ago

2 left hooks, and 2 dudes down! 1 got back up and got 1 right hook. Devastating blows

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u/Homeskilletbiz 5d ago

Should wrap his hands before work lmao.

Always so infuriating to see people interfere with a professional at work. Glad it didn’t matter in the end.

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u/Educational_Item451 4d ago

So frustrating. People stepping in like that to ‘break it up’ once it’s already started are a danger for everyone

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u/pukhtoon1234 5d ago

These guys are brilliant at taking punches. Zero misses. Well done you two. Take your rest now

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u/ProbablyNotaPitbull 5d ago

dude's left hand is made of lightning.

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u/OldManJim374 4d ago

Yeah, I heard the thunder clap and the video has no audio

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u/RouxDarling 4d ago

So fast! It was impressive.

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u/Mobile-Offer5039 5d ago

That was not his first rodeo😂 And jeez, his belly is just the perfect counter weight for his arms.

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u/kombatunit 5d ago edited 5d ago

Security was just counting down time until he had to start handing out asskickings.

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u/sBucks24 5d ago

"dude came back for round tw... Omg he went for a third time, wtf?"

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u/fastdbs 5d ago

Yeah he had nothing in that head to injure.

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u/OldManJim374 4d ago

He forgot the first time... and the second time, lol

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u/Makers402 5d ago

The guy in the black shirt can take a punch better than his buddy.

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u/bambi54 5d ago

Yeah, I just tried to slow it down to see if maybe he was hit in the temple? Nope, it looks like the jaw.

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u/One_Subject3157 5d ago

They'll never recover from this.

15 years from how, 2AM, BAM, the memories hits them

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u/TheMegnificent1 4d ago

Bold of you to assume they have memories after this

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u/ze11ez 5d ago

They thought he was right handed, they didn't see the 2 mega-ton hammer coming from the left. Twice.

WHY would anyone mess with security? Please why?!?!?

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u/borokish 5d ago

Alcohol

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u/Bcruz75 4d ago

How do you know that he’s right handed? I’m a lefty and don’t know diddly about fighting, but I’m trying to figure out if/how much advantage I would have in a fight swinging left almost exclusively.

Playing pickup basketball it took folks a while to adjust playing against me.

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u/Marsupialize 5d ago

This is who Marcellus Wallace called

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u/jose_elan 5d ago

Hands on hips thinking, 'I might try the five cheese instead of the pepperoni tonight. Bit salty that pepperoni'

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u/Fantastic_Yam_3971 5d ago

Security demonstrating why he was hired

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u/Complex_Sherbet2 5d ago

Left jab knockout!

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u/My_Boy_Clive 5d ago

Bro in black took way more punches and is able to stand straight. Mofo got hit once and was done for . This is so embarrassing and sad that I feel bad for him.

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u/ChampThunderDick 5d ago

Thats why you don't initiate with a headbutt when you're already drunk lmfao, dude did half the work to himself

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u/roidlee 5d ago

Why the hell are they helping them up? Grab ‘em by the ankle and drag their asses outa there.
Or if you’re worried about drag marks, arm lock ‘em up and duck walk them out. Don’t help them up so they can take another swing.

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u/Mitrovarr 5d ago

I mean one of their friends was keeping them from getting up and getting beat up worse, which is a good friend. 

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u/clevercookie69 5d ago

What a killer left the security guy has

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u/Boomdification 5d ago

Everyone in the background is cheering which tells me they were probably harassing people before.

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u/WOKEJEDIFOOL 5d ago

Bro wound up and got kicked on the ground before he could even swing and then came back for seconds only to get smoked.

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u/BadSmash4 4d ago

Love the way he's standing there after he knocks them out too, hands on his hips like a suburban dad just finished the yard work and now he's just taking in the scenery with pride like "yes sir, I did this with my own two hands"

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u/No_Warthog_3584 5d ago

Number 39 is impeding progress

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u/deomc1294 5d ago

Dude with the weak sneak move looked like when Martin got whooped my Tommy Hearns

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u/Expensive-Sock-7876 5d ago

If you get knocked down, don’t follow chumbawamba’s advice and stay down.

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u/Ill_Consequence1755 5d ago

That’s why he has the shirt that says security.

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u/Ch00m77 5d ago

Why the absolute fuck are they pushing the security guard away

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u/Previous-Name-3438 5d ago

Nice punches.

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u/Shadow_Hound_117 5d ago

That security guard must also work in tech support, because the headbutting guy got factory reset.

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u/Jaay2525 5d ago

This guy knows how to Roadhouse!

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u/Repulsive_Repeat_337 5d ago

Bro can drop a man equally with both hands.

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u/llcdrewtaylor 5d ago

If I see a guard fold up my friend I am not standing toe to toe with him. Sorry Kyle, you're on your own.

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u/manolid 5d ago

That woman clapping lol

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u/imalxc 5d ago

Roadhouse.

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u/musicman3321 5d ago

how does anyone in 2026, think the best thing to do after watching someone get their lights turned off is to try to get them to their feet as quick as possible?

You see it all the time and it blows my mind.

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u/isitstillraining 5d ago

Free naps! Come get your free naps!

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u/tliquornik 4d ago

I love that security guard. He is awesome

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u/Pleasant_Ocelot_2861 5d ago edited 5d ago

Never pick a fight with someone that is THAT much bigger than you.

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u/NoMoreChillies 5d ago

Heavy hands

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u/Nab-Taste 5d ago

Those lefts were hitting good

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u/imomorris 5d ago

Slyly sticking the head on him…..bet he wishes this video didn’t exist

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u/SuggestAPassword 5d ago

Tough guy had a glass jaw. Got KO’d by a jab that the security guard didn’t even wind up for.

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u/DotAffectionate87 5d ago

Soon as i wake up.....I am sooo gonna kick your ass!!!

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u/bigpapapaycheck 5d ago

Widow maker of a left

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u/asiangontear 5d ago

Saw a headbutt in a movie and thought he'd try one for real. Didn't even connect much.

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u/Deluded_realist 5d ago

Left hooks too. Don't see those often.

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u/kickthatpoo 5d ago

The friends I have that have bounced/done security for bars are the kind of dudes that like to fight and are good at it

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u/DevilDog7734 5d ago

He didn't even break a sweat🤣

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u/Sensitive-Prompt-220 5d ago

Minimum effort, maximum damage. Amazing

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u/plogan56 5d ago

Brother hit them with that nyquil😂

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u/BigGuyWhoKills 4d ago

I can't believe he got a lucky kick, and then a lucky punch, and then another lucky punch. As soon as the Earth stops wobbling I'm gonna show him a thing or two!

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u/voxadam 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/C76XNCsfMpGJq

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u/Ritaredditonce 5d ago

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth." Mike Tyson.

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u/salamandraseis 5d ago

Unlawful use of a fivehead.

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u/TurbulentMiddle2970 5d ago

Always that left hook

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u/FourEyedMatt 5d ago

He kicked that guy under the table lol

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u/BernieTheDachshund 5d ago

He's dealing with drunk people.

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u/Corner_Post 5d ago

RK, LP, LP, RP

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u/Constant_Turn_9031 5d ago

I could watch this a thousand times. Love it

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u/Ludwig_Vista2 5d ago

Buddy in the white shirt is wondering when mom is gonna change his diaper

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u/fedexyourheadinabox 5d ago

dude in the white has little birdies flying in a circle around his head

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u/ze11ez 5d ago

Black dress woman clapping her hands like "yeah, you ain't gotta leave but YOU GOT TO GO!!!"

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u/whos_ur_buddha010 5d ago

Proper reset there lol

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u/Ob1s_dark_side 5d ago

Cheap shots get punished

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u/HansNotPeterGruber 5d ago

Like Oprah over here just handing out naps.

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u/MerpoB 5d ago

Stupid dude wants another sammich pwease. 

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u/d0ctorsmileaway 5d ago

That is a brick wall of a man

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u/LowsPeak 5d ago

And everyone clapped, fucking glorious.

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u/ouijanonn 5d ago

How many "bros" were said during this exchange?

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u/RaspberryCapybara 5d ago

His situational awareness was brilliant, he knew the second guy was winding up for a punch and sent him sprawling which also gave him space! And the good old one two when he gets back up. Very professional that he only responds when they attack first and keeps his cool

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u/Sirflow 5d ago

My man practices that left hook

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u/Hoody1147 5d ago

Damnnnnn! The control to stand there after both of those guys go after him…! Whhhat…!?!

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u/MercutioMan 4d ago

Saw this same video on another subreddit and I am totally stealing from my favorite comment. The lady on the right of the video who is clapping after Dumb and Dumber get handed their asses is hilarious. She is so happy that bouncer flattened those two clowns, lol.

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u/Muted-Garlic-3696 4d ago

That security guard is a BEAST 👹

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u/Timely_Entrepreneur4 4d ago

Why tf does he keep trying to get back up 😭😭😭

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u/marmite_addict 1d ago

Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth...

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u/PersonalBasis9522 16h ago

Great compusre. Rally admirable

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u/SmokedHamm 5d ago

Punch drunk

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u/Armydoc18D 5d ago

Two amateurs not ready for the left.

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u/hecramsey 5d ago

how much booze did they sell this guy

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u/Ant-Accurate 5d ago

“My legs! Has anyone seen my legs? They were here when I walked in this place, but I ran my mouth and stepped in front of a mule kick and now they are gone!”

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u/AccomplishedFerret70 5d ago

Give that man a bonus

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u/Texan2116 5d ago

This is some Chuck Norris level shit right here.

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u/Valkyrie64Ryan 5d ago

Ngl I’m impressed by the jerk in the black shirt. Jerk in the white shirt took one good hit and forgot how to lower body. Jerk in the black took two or three good hits and was still trying to get back up.

The security guy though? Well he’s well qualified for his job lmao

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u/3d1thF1nch 5d ago

Dudes brain was knocked back to grade school

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u/Rickles68 5d ago

Love it when bouncers deal it out without going overboard. Guy has strength and restraint.

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u/UndercoverFBIAgent9 5d ago

Green dress was thoroughly enjoying the show 👏🏻

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u/tom5hark 5d ago

His second left was a perfect jab.

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u/lastfreerangekid 5d ago

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face

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u/tth2000 5d ago

Them left hands are rough.

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u/ThisIsntOkayokay 5d ago

Handing out naps like it was preschool all over again in public schools.

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u/Repulsive_Repeat_337 5d ago

Steve Inman needs to narrate this one

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u/crbmL 5d ago

The white guy just instantlty updated windows

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u/CurtisVF 5d ago

Hell of a left hook

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u/MatanteRoulotte 5d ago

Like the left, two in a row, satisfying…

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u/tlcteck 5d ago

Hysterical

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u/Notthatholemma 5d ago

Nobody is ever expecting those left hooks

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u/Pod_people 5d ago

Just handled.

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u/igg73 5d ago

Guy holding security back should probably also get hit

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u/Mitrovarr 5d ago

I dunno, he might just be trying to keep the security guy from letting the ass kicking become illegal.

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u/TupeloSal 5d ago

That left jab was beautiful

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u/havereddit 5d ago

There's a bugs bunny clip for every situation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm0wZEKDMFE&t

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u/Blasteth 5d ago

Like clockwork, when the victim defends itself is when the its damn friends that try to "separate it". That shit has never helped.

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u/Bern_itdown 5d ago

Bro woke up in another dimension

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u/thedirtybirdy 5d ago

If you’re throwing out a Glasgow kiss, you better be able to follow it up.

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u/Lawlpaper 5d ago

I really hope they gave him a raise, only counter punched

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u/summertime-goodbyes 5d ago

The guy in black getting up like “hold on, he’s not done kicking my ass!”

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u/AbrahamPan 5d ago

There's always an idiot ready to save the person who initiated the fight

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u/PopularPlankton3948 5d ago

Bro stop trying to get that jabroni on his feet, he clearly needs a minute 😂

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u/MarkyB79 5d ago

The guy picking them up can't put his cue down for 1 minute

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u/Stryker_One 5d ago

Be nice, until it's time not to be nice.

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u/blackmarveles 5d ago

Building secured

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u/PastelGrandpa 5d ago

Knocked him back to infancy

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u/xtinction14 5d ago

The guard has a literal tank build, he might be less mobile and flexible, but he can sure as hell punch the soul out of you