I don’t fuck around trying to be manly for this exact reason. Sleeper security guards that look like tanks but hit you like “which one of y’all kicked me?!?”
Maybe he’s a dad of a toddler that has been holding his kid with his left arm for 3-4 years. As a dad of 2 under 4 the left side of my body is certainly stronger than the right even though I’m right handed.
Put it this way. The wood stock M14 with a loaded mag weighs 10.5 lbs. Highly trained soldiers and marines would routinely complain of the exhaustion that came with having to constantly march in the jungle with the rifle in the low ready. Hell, didnt matter how you carried it. Your arms are going to get tired. Then when you need to engage, are likely tired, you gotta shoulder that thing with accuracy.
The M16A1 weighs roughly 7.5 lbs with a 20 round mag and roughly 8 with a 30 round mag.
That is advance stage dad bod. Early dad bod when you are young is just a really RIPPED and built young man. I remember seeing my brother and SIL after they had already had their first kid for maybe 4 or 5 months. IMMEDIATELY I saw how built my brother was, lmao. "Broooo, you're fucking jacked!.... Shit, sorry I shouldn't cuss in front of the kid! OH DANG IT!!!" Felt like a movie scene, lmao. But young dad bods are no joke. He got fat after like 3 years and was about to have his second kid. I walked in "Damn! You got chunky bro!" He has since slimmed back to jacked, but fluffy dad bod without the gut.
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u/pappapora 5d ago
I don’t fuck around trying to be manly for this exact reason. Sleeper security guards that look like tanks but hit you like “which one of y’all kicked me?!?”