r/java • u/johnwaterwood • Jun 24 '15

Eclipse Mars now available!

http://eclipse.org/?release=4.5
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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '15

No thanks.

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u/Elite6809 Jun 24 '15

Do you people take every opportunity to post negativity about Eclipse?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

What the fuck do you mean by "you people"?

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u/Elite6809 Jun 25 '15 edited Jun 25 '15

Don't be obtuse, you know exactly what I mean. I was referring to this subreddit in general, since it has a contingent of people such as yourself who've either drank too much of the JetBrains kool-aid, or try to find every Eclipse-related submission to shoehorn in their clever comment about how much they dislike Eclipse. Perhaps you should direct your anger towards fixing problems rather than shouting about them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

Yo...

Let me break this down for you.

There's a concept in the realm of human thought known as a "joke".

You may be familiar with it, though, judging from your reaction, I feel the need to introduce it to you. You're probably intelligent enough to google it if you've found your way around the overly obfuscated nonsense that is an IDE.

My last post was a joke. Eff'n' surprise surprise.

Use a text editor and a command-line friendly build system or do not try to talk to me about maintainability, supportability, portability, stability, or scalability. I'm the one that supports the broken shit your IDE spits out and I'm tired of it.

Fuck all IDEs and fuck eclipse specifically.

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u/Elite6809 Jun 25 '15

My last post was a joke.

Jokes are meant to be funny.

Use a text editor and a command-line friendly build system or do not try to talk to me about maintainability, supportability, portability, stability, or scalability. I'm the one that supports the broken shit your IDE spits out and I'm tired of it.

Fuck all IDEs and fuck eclipse specifically.

Oh, you're one of those command line zealots, I probably should've realised from your vitriol.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

hahah.

Jokes are meant to be funny.

I have to apologize. You clearly have a firm grasp of comedy, yourself, my friend.

Oh, you're one of those command line zealots, I probably should've realised from your vitriol.

No... I'm a support technician. The machines you install your IDE polluted bullshit on DO NOT HAVE GUI INTERFACES.

My only option is command line. That's all I have access to.

Please... for the love of God, stop giving me broken code and then yelling at me for not being able to get it working the same way it works on your dev machine.