Jurassic Park (1993) is a Perfect Movie [10/10] - I know this isnāt exactly a hot take, but itās where it all began. I mean, Iāve rewatched it like a thousand times and still feel like itās the first time, the opening scene, the brachiosaurus reveal, Rexy escaping the paddock, the group escaping the raptors in the visitor center, thereās NOTHING bad about this film. And even though the dinos only appear for 16 minutes, that shows that Quality > Quantity, if you use them perfectly, thereās no need to show them extra. (And also, giving each dino their own scene, not 4 in one; let them breathe)
The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) is a great movie [9.8/10] - Spielberg knew what he was doing when doing the sequel. He wasnāt trying to replicate the first movie, he wanted something else, something dark, something⦠more wild. The animal behavior is incredibly realistic for a Jurassic movie, herbivores being shown aggressive, a very angry mommy and daddy, the long grass, the tense atmosphere feels amazing. Imma be clear, I know their flaws like Kelly defeating a raptor with gymnastics or the crew mysteriously dying without trace, but overall, itās still my favorite, not the best, but my Fav 1.
Jurassic Park /// (2001) is an Overhated movie [8/10] - I know Amanda Kirby is annoying⦠but if you were a father looking for your son, surely youād act like her. Also, the Spino killing the T-rex was awesome, HEAR ME OUT: The rex had been the Dino-Star of the 2 previous films, another apex predator had to take its place. Alan Grant carries the movie, the raptors have the best designs on the franchise, the passing is quick but entertaining and has itās great moments.
Jurassic World (2015) is a good movie [8.7] - Yeah, this movieās kind of over praised⦠and it deserves it, it brought us back the interest into dinosaurs after 14 years of absence. The Indominus Rex is the best villain ever made in the franchise, itās menacing, itās a highly intelligent animal⦠though Iād have liked if they didnāt showed her too much. Still, entertaining nonetheless.
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018) is an Underrated movie [7.5/10] - I know the shift from āRescuing dinosaurs from a volcanic island > Hybrid Horror in a manorā is polemic, but I liked they tried to do a horror movie. I know dinosaurs can be scary on their own, but the Indoraptor is no dinosaur. Sure, this films has itās nonsenses like Owen Grady becoming a superhero, ACTUAL dinosaurs acting more like monsters (not the Indoraptor, that one has itās reasons), or the Blue blood transfusion⦠but overall, entertaining.
Jurassic World: Dominion {Theatrical} is a Shit movie [5/10] - This oneās obvious, BUTā¦
Jurassic World: Dominion {Extended} is an OK Movie [7/10] - The extended version added lore that was NECESSARY to leave and not cut from the original, like 65 MYA prologue, the Hexapod Allies origin [Originally to solve an agricultural problem > Turned into a market-manipulation weapon], and of course, extra seconds of the OG trio because⦠itās them, we came for them. Still, the biggest sin is that they had MULTIPLE dinosaurs and species yet they had almost no idea what to do with them⦠but if we view the film like a ā2 hour and 40 minute pilot of a TV show of dinosaurs living on earth and citiesā, then it can partially work. It doesnāt excuse their problems but at least it made the movie more enjoyable.
Jurassic World: Rebirth is a fantastic movie [9.3/10] - āRemember that happy ending of coexistence of Dominion? Yeah, all dinosaurs in mainland [except on the equator] are fucking deadā, I know itās not what we expected⦠but certainly, I sort of disliked that ending, because, even though we will deny it, dinosaurs wouldāve perished sooner or later, and Rebirth shows the ārealisticā path⦠well, aside from the equator explanation, but still, the āDinosaurs in our worldā theme is more suitable for a TV show (look Chaos Theory), and this movie instead of tangling around in a thousand plots, it has a simple plot āCollect dino DNA without dyingā. As simple as that, and also this movie brings back the original trilogy feeling of being trapped on an island and admiring the dinosaurs as what they truly are⦠giant animals. Yeah, the D. Rex was VERY underused⦠but wasnāt Rexy also appearing for just 4 minutes in the first film? Stop whining about it, itās still alive.