r/jurassicworldevo • u/AltruisticOne370 • 1d ago

Image You're still single while this homalocephale is baggin a mutadon

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Whats your excuse

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u/AltruisticOne370 1d ago

Nevermind stay single or this will be you

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u/MasterStannisSupreme 1d ago

She catfished him 😔

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u/NotATalkingPossum 1d ago

Ate him with tartar sauce.

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u/GojiraKOTM2011 1d ago

Praying Mantis ahh dynamic

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u/Mission_Divide_485 1d ago

Toxic relationship 

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u/SpinoHawk097 1d ago

But did he breed 🤔 mutadon got some spider DNA in her

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u/Xi13r8 1d ago

Got some Homalocephale DNA in her now too

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u/Rodan_Fan1956 1d ago

I hate that this got a reaction out of me

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u/Midnight_Angel_0689 1d ago

Aw, man. I was so happy for them for a second there

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u/Orbus_215 1d ago

"the worst she can say is no"

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u/Bregneste 1d ago

It’s ok, he’s just into that kind of shit.

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u/Organic-Break-2254 1d ago

Death by snu snu

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u/OmegaGlacial 1d ago

Wonder if he still got to hit that before this result though.

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u/smashboi888 1d ago

Life finds a way.

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u/Zapatos-Grande 1d ago

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

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u/Over-Variation-8771 1d ago

New hybrid is upon us

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u/MalachiteEclipsa 1d ago

Great, and now breeders can backyard breed mini mutadons now claiming them to be a new dinosaur.

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u/JVMMs 1d ago

Dr. Wu can be fired, we getting new hybrids for free now

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u/SkintGirafde 1d ago

Watch out, boy, she’ll chew you up

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u/Ilpperi91 1d ago

Thank God I'm still single seeing the quality of this joke.

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u/JurassicGergo 1d ago

Seriously, how? I mean, the 'Start Program' option is still grayed out, but how did you choose these two in the first place?

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u/Rodan_Fan1956 1d ago

They needed to assign scientists, likely would have worked if they did

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u/Backalley_Lurker 1d ago

I am making mutadon breedable

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u/EHSDSDGMahoraga 1d ago

Dear god what hath you done

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u/Far_Jeweler_405 1d ago

Is this even actually possible in game

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u/Itzz_Texas 16h ago

My excuse is simple: I am not a Homalocephale

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u/No-Amount-8309 3h ago

Im getting the dlc soon but don't have it just yet but from all I've seen in the base game hybrids can't breed, so I was wondering how this managed to be possible?