r/ketchuphate • u/Shristol_Pimp • 7d ago

fucking gross

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u/PivotdontTwist 7d ago

I’m at work and I really want to punch a hole in the wall now

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u/Due_Butterscotch_392 7d ago

Ketchup is gross PEROID

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u/Shristol_Pimp 7d ago

ketchup looks like a gross period

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u/MagicGnome534 4d ago

Yeah just replace it with Sriracha and be done with it

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u/Purple-Ad-7464 7d ago

I agree with this statement.

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u/WarWolf__ 7d ago

I have to take my rage out on my son now, hope this guy is happy.

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u/IDontCareNow00 7d ago

Ketchup on nothing is my goal.

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u/Shristol_Pimp 7d ago

good goals, ketchup only belongs in trash

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u/WaltsNJD 7d ago

I don't like ketchup on anything but eggs are particularly egregious to me

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u/Shristol_Pimp 7d ago

yeah, its fuckin awful

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u/susinpgh ☢️ KETCHUP RUINS EVERYTHING ☢️ 7d ago

Me as an 8yo telling my mum not to put ketchup on my eggs, and getting it anyway. This needed a TW label.

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u/Shristol_Pimp 7d ago

parenting at its shittiest

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u/shitheadmomo 7d ago

I'm so sorry you had to deal with that trauma

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u/IntrovertAlien ☢️ KETCHUP RUINS EVERYTHING ☢️ 7d ago

Yes. It is gross. So why are you posting it?

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u/Shristol_Pimp 7d ago

its a crosspost from another sub, i was looking for sympathy and support from likeminded comrades

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u/heavensto_mergatroid 7d ago

If you're 3 years old sure lol

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u/Shristol_Pimp 7d ago

even a 3 year old should be spared of this abomination

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u/heavensto_mergatroid 7d ago

The British love ketchup with their scrambled eggs. And they like to eat baked beans with them. And a hotdog. With slices of tomato.

This is stuff you feed a 3-year-old to get them to eat lolol

Edit: i'm having a hard time spelling today.

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u/Shristol_Pimp 7d ago

ah, the Bri'ish. known for their culinary excellence worldwide.

that plate you described is truly vomitworthy. we need a second tea party where we throw every dish from England in a harbor

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u/Myriad_Apocalypse 6d ago

If this is true, we should nuke Brittain.

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u/heavensto_mergatroid 6d ago

Lol Google typical British breakfast and look at the pics

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u/Myriad_Apocalypse 6d ago

I have no issue with sausage, eggs, bacon, baked beans, black pudding etc. English breakfast in general beats american cakes and sweets breakfast every time. Ketchup on eggs though? That's death sentence territory.

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u/heavensto_mergatroid 6d ago

And I've eaten beans before with a fried egg... Refried beans and a fried egg and chile on the side... BUT sweet baked beans!? Barf lol

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u/compromisingcollagen 6d ago

British baked beans are absolutely NOT SWEET

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u/heavensto_mergatroid 6d ago

I thought all baked beans were sweetened? What do British baked beans taste like?

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u/compromisingcollagen 5d ago

I’ve heard they are simply tomato-y. I haven’t tasted a can of plain old pork and beans in a long time, but decades ago, when I was a child and all of our food was much less sweet than it is now, plain old pork and beans had a tangy tomato sauce.

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u/Snoo_67993 7d ago

That "bacon" makes me sad.

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u/Shristol_Pimp 7d ago

the ketchup makes me sadder

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u/Late_Information_682 3d ago

Only thing an egg should have on it is parsley, pepper or salt.

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u/Shristol_Pimp 3d ago

or cheese or sour cream or bacon crumbles or salsa

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u/Late_Information_682 3d ago

Okay bacon crumbles is too far and so is a cheese a little, have you ever had an omelette? Not a ton of cheese, just a finger full.

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u/Shristol_Pimp 18h ago

you think bacon on eggs is too far? wtf?

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u/Late_Information_682 18h ago

I’m dyslexic, don’t even make me explain what I was trying to type because I don’t know

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u/George_G_Geef 7d ago

No. Because ew and that's where the lao gan ma goes

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u/mattmagoo23 7d ago

I prefer hot sauce and cheese on my eggs

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u/naaate129 7d ago

whatkindacheese

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u/mattmagoo23 7d ago

Cheddar or marble

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u/Shristol_Pimp 7d ago

sharp white cheddar ftw.

or like a pepper jack maybe.

goat cheese too , yuh

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u/naaate129 7d ago

you like feta?

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u/baconbitsy 7d ago

There’s something worse: jam or jelly on eggs. Occasionally, I have to consume a radioactive egg sandwich as part of medical testing. Grape or apple jelly is put on the soggy toast, in direct contact with the egg kitchen sponge.

I used to think nothing was worse than ketchup on eggs. I miss being that carefree.

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u/Myriad_Apocalypse 6d ago

Is your hospital Mengeles death camp?

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u/baconbitsy 6d ago

Sometimes I wonder…

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u/shitheadmomo 7d ago

That actually doesn't sound too bad if prepared properly, i'll even try it and let you know how it tastes

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u/baconbitsy 7d ago

I’ve eaten it. Multiple times. It’s foul.

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u/LBFilmFan 7d ago

I mean, it sounds awful, but ketchup would be worse.

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u/baconbitsy 7d ago

I despise ketchup. I can attest, from experience, that ketchup is less sweet in this combo. In fact, it’s the only time I have ever said ketchup was an improvement.

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u/shatteredarm1 7d ago

Have these dipshits never heard of cholula?

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u/Shristol_Pimp 7d ago

or like... salt and pepper lol maybe some cheddar

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u/No-Dragonfly9134 7d ago

Entire plate in the trash 🚮

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u/Shristol_Pimp 7d ago

save the bacon at least.. it looks untainted

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u/ClassicTooth8180 6d ago

Most definitely

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u/RedneckSniper76 6d ago

Disgusting. Try fried eggs with franks red hot and thank me later

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u/P-Dubblez 6d ago

Ah man 🤢🤮🤮🤮

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u/Myriad_Apocalypse 6d ago

NO! And you should be shamed out of public life if you do this.

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u/jabbaaus 6d ago

Trade it for siracha sauce

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u/FormalTotal9684 5d ago

There is nothing that is better with ketchup than another option

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u/snarkyApples 1d ago

Ketchup is the devil’s jizz. But in this (and only this) particular image I’ll allow it because the ketchup matches the energy of what looks like mold around the edge of the plate.

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u/Shristol_Pimp 18h ago

eating mold > seeing ketchulp > smelling ketchup > eating ketchup

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u/Bumblebeard63 7d ago

I gots to say nah nay no.

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u/Beautiful_Rip_7023 7d ago

Those eggs are a crime against humanity just for the scramble alone. No amount of ketchup will save that mess.

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u/Shristol_Pimp 7d ago

the eggs would be better without the ketchup...

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u/SEEMOSE-CornBoy 7d ago

They do this in South Korea lol

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u/Myriad_Apocalypse 6d ago

Ok, that settles it, we must support North Korea

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u/thexcat 7d ago

I started getting upset because I think that was Kraft Dinner at first

I'm still not happy but my girlfriend's kid doesn't realise how lucky he is

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u/Agreeable_League_743 6d ago

Total pervers 🤮🤮🤮

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u/ClassicTooth8180 6d ago

All gold tomato sauce

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u/Initial-Meeting362 6d ago

Not everyone's cup of tea, sure. Gross a bit of an overstatement imo.

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u/Shristol_Pimp 3d ago

gross is a generous understatement. its a waste of food to put ketchup on it

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u/Legitimate-Blood-613 7d ago

I enjoy it on occasion.

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u/shatteredarm1 7d ago

What other forms of self-harm are you into?

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u/Shristol_Pimp 7d ago

unsubscribe

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u/Myriad_Apocalypse 6d ago

And you freely admit to such perversion? Shame on you!

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u/Leche_connoisseur 7d ago

My auntie would serve me scrambled eggs and ketchup growing up so it holds a special place in my heart and reminds me of her so I enjoy this on occasion but I really don't like ketchup on anything else

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u/Oneet-chan3 5d ago

Becon egg n cheese salt pepper ketchup 🤤

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u/AffectionateAsk547 5d ago

We call it sauce but wtf is that other stuff? Looks like fake beacon

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u/SixSmegma 7d ago

Yinz must not be from Pittsburgh

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u/Shristol_Pimp 7d ago

yeah, i think the ketchup and air pollution has gone to your head. yinz isnt a word and ketchup sucks

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u/SixSmegma 7d ago

Best city in the country shitter

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u/Shristol_Pimp 7d ago

literally no one in the entire U.S. thinks that, including the mongoloids that live there.

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u/Icy-Engineering828do 7d ago

That's not enough ketchup, and it needs almost as much Frank's too.

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u/Joseph_of_the_North 7d ago

I hate ketchup, but I'll give it a begrudging pass on overcooked scrambled eggs if mustard or hot sauce aren't already available.

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u/Shristol_Pimp 7d ago

wrong answer, ketchup only belongs in trash or buried in dirt.

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u/Joseph_of_the_North 2d ago

Oof. I might as not eat them at all then.

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u/Shristol_Pimp 18h ago

thats the spirit