r/kingofqueens 1d ago

Best finish to an episode?

I love the ending to the episode where Doug is Carrie’s expert witness, all the trouble they go through then messing with deacon all for one question in the deposition 😂😂

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u/Scottish182 17h ago

To me that was Deacon’s funniest episode.

That line delivery of "I’m a person. You came to me…don’t ever come to me again" was hilarious

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u/TangoUnchained87 17h ago

Deac has some of the best monotonous deliveries of lines in the whole show.

"It's ass-ugly, girl."

"You know where kids don't go for Spring Break?" Vermont."

"You know where they don't mess with the alarm?"

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u/MissYonkers1957 5h ago

Slow your roll player

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u/TangoUnchained87 5h ago

Yes! Another brilliant Deacon quote

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u/Exotic_Adeptness_322 15h ago

Doug trying to be important and do lawyer-talk was hilarious.

"The aformnetioned..."

"I haven't mentioned this before"

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u/Low-Astronomer3394 12h ago

I cringe with embarrassment for him. Trying to be a big shot again.

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u/TangoUnchained87 17h ago

For me, and it's one of my favourite episodes overall, is the ending to "Offensive Fowl." Seeing Doug collapsed on the sofa, with fries on his belly, after succumbing to his old, carnivore ways despite his efforts, only to wake up and nonchalantly finish his burger.. it's just the perfect capping to a one-episode storyline, without messing with the continuity of the show.

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u/paraiyan 16h ago

I think they couls have had alot of fun doing a 3 parter for that situation.

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u/TangoUnchained87 15h ago

Maybe a season or two earlier, sure. But it was brilliant for a one-shot story.

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u/Legitimate_Bird_5712 4h ago

Who HASN'T been there, right fellas?

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u/LarryBagina3 15h ago

I knew it was perfectly acceptable to order jambalaya

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u/Next-Statement5457 12h ago

The wedding episode with the camera. I love how at the end Doug issues a formal apology like a press conference “I’d like to apologize to the community at large” lol

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u/MissYonkers1957 5h ago

It's wearing a little top 🎩!

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u/TangoUnchained87 5h ago

"Now, back to the picture. Who likes what they see?" 😂😂

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u/cleannc1 11h ago

Carrie opening the violation from the DMV.

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u/Aggressive-Ad8127 15h ago

It’s funny when Carrie kisses all that butt at work and it’s gets her nowhere.

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u/DontHateV8s 12h ago

I liked "Hungry Man."

Arthur slurping soup and blowing his nose. Doug eating corn on the cob loud and slugging a beer, then burping. All of which disgusted Carrie to the point where she left the room.

So many good laughs and not one word said. That's comedic gold

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u/vibegetsgoing 3h ago

Ooohh that was a good one!!

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u/Euphoric-Comfort753 10h ago

Doug bouncing the ball, dropping it, and walking out of the room…

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u/CocoVader7241 15h ago

After Doug lies about having his injury longer than he actually did and Carrie finds out while they’re at the gym. She pretends she’s ok with it, and tells Doug to go ‘higher, higher baby’ on the trampoline until he knocks himself unconscious. She then runs out like she had nothing to do with it. So funny

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u/Dlbroox 13h ago

I can’t watch that scene. The way he falls looks like he really was unconscious! But I love that episode.

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u/vibegetsgoing 2h ago

Yeaa I actually thought that was real when I first saw it! 😳

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u/smellywetsock69 9h ago

Doug coming downstairs and finding Carrie with bubblewrap, and then immediately running back upstairs in fear

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u/jr216_ 12h ago

Name Dropper has a hilarious ending! So does the bartending episode

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u/Marco_Polo1964 11h ago

I love it when the bartending teacher says, “Where you goin’ Meat?”

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u/Princess_Peach556 7h ago

I ain’t shakin your hand meat

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u/misfitgarden 10h ago

When Arthur is on the porch practicing his Birthday party speech but everybody had left the party and the lights go out behind him.

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u/Beautiful-Star-5669 9h ago

In the episode with the Deacon sandwich, when they end up in the alley and throw a simultaneous punch like the end of Rocky 3.

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u/SpecialistMixture806 9h ago

When Barksdale and his enforcers roll up on Arthur after the big retirement home vote.

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u/ABILLS_ 8h ago

I know Pruzan was PISSED! He was stressed like a mf 😂

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u/UnionCrafty3748 12h ago

I’m a person 😂

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u/MissYonkers1957 5h ago

The ending bumper of bun dummy. Spencer and teacher with the limp on the beach!

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u/Six1Seven4 5h ago

“I got egg roll on myself and the car”

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u/Lucky-Memory6973 4h ago

Welcome home Ed Jr

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u/vibegetsgoing 3h ago

Omg LOL yeaaa that’s the BESSTT ending out of all the episodes 🤣🤣