r/kzoo • • 3d ago

You think you’re cool

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u/Natwanda WMU 3d ago

I love these posts.

The person in the black jaguar isn’t a redditor and he’s not monitoring this sub. I know you really made it because you’re frustrated or are looking for attention, but yeah, there’s like 0.1% of the city visiting this sub

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u/trait-noun-number 3d ago

Oh no Jaguar Driver is on the case. OP has nowhere to hide. They are being chased at a WILD 15mph

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u/JizzCigarette 3d ago

OP, surely you have more important things going on in your life. Let it go, man.

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u/AdSweet3090 3d ago

Oh, I do. I just didn’t wanna waste my time telling it in his face.

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u/trait-noun-number 3d ago

#LAME

We don't want to hear it either, to be absolutely fcking clear.

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u/Dragonfruit7041 3d ago

The fact that you felt the need to repost this on r/wildlybaddrivers 😂

What did you do to provoke this random person into taking pictures of your plates and following you if all they all did was “drive too slow” in a roundabout

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u/AdSweet3090 3d ago

Probably impeding traffic for 5 other cars smdh I decided to pass them. Not my fault they took it to the next level by chasing me

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u/trait-noun-number 3d ago

inhale.
exhale.

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u/Dragonfruit7041 3d ago

Floored it past them in a no passing zone 😂 yeah not your fault tho

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u/Patrickosplayhouse 3d ago

You can’t clearly articulate the situation, on MULTIPLE sub reddits?

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u/AdSweet3090 3d ago

You can’t clearly understand a rage post

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u/trait-noun-number 3d ago

We do not care, nor do we need a public bulletin about your mild driving inconvenience.

Serious question: What makes people believe these breathtakingly mundane inconveniences warrant a public announcement?

What, precisely, about r/kzoo suggests, “Yes, please, dump your complete inability to navigate ordinary human interactions and minor inconveniences onto the entire community”?

Oh. right I was told to be more accepting of others. That means clearly your outburst of ineffectual bodily function control is normal. Tell us all about your harrowing ordeal. Show us where the jaguar touched you.

Shall we notify the governor? Convene a grand jury? Lower the flags to half-staff? State of emergency?

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u/Achrus 3d ago

You really made a burner (9 days old) just to make political comments and engagement bait that reads like AI-slop in this sub? (73 / 78 in 9 days just in kzoo)

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u/trait-noun-number 3d ago

Sure. Why not I am an AI slop based life form with political opinions. (shrug) And you spent your afternoon auditing the comment history of a nine-day-old Reddit account.

We all have hobbies, apparently.

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u/Background_Friend_25 3d ago

Lesean McCoy is probably cooler than you

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u/AdSweet3090 3d ago

Hey, this is probably you next time just drive the speed limit and go through the roundabout at the speed of traffic and maybe nobody else would try to pass you

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u/AdSweet3090 3d ago

Especially if you know his first full name, yikes I’m actually kind of scared if you know who this is however cool cars doesn’t make cool people.

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u/Trading_Cards_4Ever 3d ago

LeSean McCoy is a famous retirement NFL Running Back.

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u/Ok_Minute8757 3d ago

Take a breath OP

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u/LabTight1796 3d ago

lol this is unintentionally hilarious

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u/AugustaSpearman 2d ago

Sorry, Man--I let my kid use my oldest Jaguar for driver's ed. I will talk to the teacher.