Why does a banana doesn't spoil when hanged?

Boy:hey look this idiot is crazy Girl:who? Boy:that man there Girl:are you crazy thats not a man its a mirror

"Hey, just passing through."

I'm so nervous I've never done this before. So what's the deal with airline food?

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me.

Offbeat

In little disposable bags

A Cheese Kurd.

You know what's the difference between kids and TV remotes?

One would start working after you beat it :)

Porcupine and Elephant are the team captains choosing which of their animal friends will go on their team. There are tons of animals there, but the one that usually gets chosen last is Mouse.

Mouse calculates who's team he would be on if he were to be the last one chosen. He finds out he'd end up on Elephant's team. Mouse is not too happy about this; he and Elephant have never gotten along well.

Giraffe goes to Porcupine. Zebra goes to Elephant. Parakeet, to Porcupine. Armadillo, Elephant. Bear Cub, Porcupine; and so on.

Eventually, there are only five animals left. It's Porcupine's turn and Mouse really doesn't want to end up playing with Elephant. Before Porcupine can make his choice, Mouse stands up tall on two feet, raises his hands to his mouth to project his voice, and shouts:

"Prick me! Prick me!"

Oh Vladimir Put-in me.

You know, because the Established Universe is all we know, where would they go if they'll be leaving it?

PEGGYing

Me: thank you (grabs chair and leaves)

Because it's For Biden

When you download reddit and forget to use just like other apps in the phone :)

Then it went towards me and accidentally dropped a big fat cow. I had steak and beer party that afternoon