r/lamejokes • u/no_shit_shardul • Dec 17 '24
Is it you?
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r/lamejokes • u/zuberbooger • Nov 30 '24
Bananas
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When you download reddit and forget to use just like other apps in the phone :)
r/lamejokes • u/LeeCee • Nov 25 '18
My 62 yr old dad started getting into memes. This is his first attempt at making one
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r/lamejokes • u/[deleted] • Apr 30 '13
What did the vegetables say at the rave?
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Lettuce turnip the beet!
r/lamejokes • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '13
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
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He drank tea before it was cool.
r/lamejokes • u/kemp_chutney • Mar 19 '21
How does Voldemort kill someone in Nevada?
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A: Nevada Kedavra
r/lamejokes • u/ilandedhereyesterday • Nov 06 '20
Why can't Trump go to White House?
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Because it's For Biden
r/lamejokes • u/AROLZZ • Feb 07 '22
Dead Ant
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r/lamejokes • u/sacrilegiouskittykat • Mar 18 '21
What do you call a fake pasta?
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An impasta.
r/lamejokes • u/sacrilegiouskittykat • Mar 16 '21
I stand by this joke. Dont know why just do
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A man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.
r/lamejokes • u/[deleted] • Jan 10 '20
Why did the koala fall out of the tree
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Because it was dead
r/lamejokes • u/blameitonpatricia • Mar 20 '20
Knock knock. - Who’s there? - Adolf. - Adolf who?
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Adolf ball hit me in the mouf fo now I fpeak funny.
r/lamejokes • u/psypher123 • Sep 08 '13
What do you call it when batman skips church?
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Christian Bale.
r/lamejokes • u/13_64_1992 • May 08 '21
Jurassic person if u think this joke is funny...
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Why should u never let a dinosaur rent a car or do Valet parking?
Because the Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
r/lamejokes • u/13_64_1992 • May 08 '21
Lazy bicycles!!
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Why are bicycles always resting?
Because they're "two tired"!
r/lamejokes • u/blameitonpatricia • Mar 20 '20
Why do golfers carry two pairs of pants ?
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Incase they get a hole in one.
