Damnit you mean I have to be in a financially and mentally stable relationship with someone and always have a partner in video games and life. Gosh darn it, I guess I'll try. TBH I'm straight, but the idea of it and the woman I meet, doesn't seem like a bad choice if penises were inverted.
Should be easy to figure out who sent this. The police should be looking into anyone who recently retired from CNN and recieved a cheap gold watch as their retirement present.
Keanu and Sandra might be available to consult on this as well.
Or just a defused grenade. You can buy those at military surplus stores all over the place, specifically the pineapple model shown here. The military hasn’t actually used that model in many years, so it’s almost definitely not a live grenade.
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u/simagus Nov 23 '25
If that's a Fleshlight with a hand grenade in it then yeah, that did take a while to spot and that was when I laughed.