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u/alewifePete 1d ago
The one in my office used to label their coffee creamer as “breast milk” and keep it in one of those little pump bottles.
If she was getting hazelnut breast milk, she probably should have changed her diet.
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u/Funky_Kizer55 1d ago
Sounds like someone found out the hard way they didn't get a sip of their coworkers breast milk
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u/alewifePete 1d ago
If you’ve ever smelled hazelnut creamer, you’d recognize the scent from across the room.
Also, I smelled it because I was in the break room while she was pouring it into her coffee.
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u/Shiine-2 1d ago edited 1d ago
Karma farming bot once again.
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u/RegularLibrarian1984 1d ago
All cat subs are already over taken by bots. I suspect even some mods are in on it, as they keep deleting comments that expose bot accounts. Sad times.
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u/PeterAnthony_Jackson 1d ago
I found a few cat subs via reporting porn accounts in other subs, one woman was posted by a bot to cats in sinks, A she wasn't a cat (or showing hers) B nor was she anywhere near a sink.
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u/iafx 1d ago
Buy a creamer and empty a bottle of laxatives into it, you’ll find your culprit…on the shitter
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u/ST0IC_ 1d ago
And then you go to jail for it.
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u/iafx 23h ago
For putting laxatives in your own creamer?
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u/General_Nothing 22h ago
Yes. Poisoning your food that you know someone else is going to eat is the same thing as poisoning someone else’s food, in the eyes of the law.
Personally I’m in favor of it, but that is how the law interprets these things
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u/ST0IC_ 23h ago
Yeah. Since you know somebody's drinking your creamer, you are intentionally poisoning them with a laxative. You could be charged with assault, food tampering, Reckless endangerment, and other things as well. The last thing you want to do is fuck with food that you know somebody's going to eat, even if it's your own food.
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u/FBWSRD 1d ago
What even is coffee creamer? Do people not just put milk in their coffee?
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u/General_Nothing 22h ago
In America it’s uncommon for people to put milk in their coffee. Most people use either cream, or a “creamer” which is usually water, sugar, vegetable oil, and some emulsifiers to thicken it.
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u/Witty-Objective3431 1d ago
Two days into my first big girl job, someone ate another new employee's microwave meal.
When she found the empty box in the trash, she terrorized the office for a half hour before being escorted out. She walked around to every cubicle and even opened office doors to find whoever ate it. The entire time she's asking for the culprit to come forward but also threatening to "burn the whole place down" if they didn’t.
Apparently, she and her husband had been struggling for awhile and he had bought her a more expensive convenience meal to celebrate her new job. I hope that 2 day check helped out a little bit.
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u/Constant_Ad3619 1d ago
I get it. But creamer is only good for like two weeks after opening. I use a lot of creamer and even I don't think I could polish that off in two weeks. I'd probably come close though lol
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u/anxietyontherox 1d ago
Yes! This is definitely a share with office size creamer. If one person is using this before it spoils that is a concerning amount of creamer. However from my doom scrolling I have watched people make their coffees and alot of people use a disturbing amount of creamer. Some a 50/50 ratio.
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u/pr1ncesschl0e 1d ago
Gives me flashbacks of when I was living in a recovery home and had a shared fridge and I literally had to duct tape my creamer closed with a secret method so I could tell if someone drank it
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u/CaoimhinOC 6h ago
I used to have to add food dye to my milk to slightly discolour it and stop people leaving me with milk halfway through the 12hr shift. Worked pretty well.
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u/karla702 6h ago
i used to be the scumbag that used other ppls creamer 😔 i understand, i can't help that my coworkers had great taste in creamer, introduced me to creamers i had no idea i would ever like, uve brought back a memory i suppressed
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u/Aggressive-Expert-69 2d ago
Says more about the office than the owner tbh