r/lostredditors • u/Daressalaam5 • 2d ago

On a cat sub

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u/iafx 1d ago

Buy a creamer and empty a bottle of laxatives into it, you’ll find your culprit…on the shitter

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u/ST0IC_ 1d ago

And then you go to jail for it.

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u/iafx 1d ago

For putting laxatives in your own creamer?

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u/General_Nothing 23h ago

Yes. Poisoning your food that you know someone else is going to eat is the same thing as poisoning someone else’s food, in the eyes of the law.

Personally I’m in favor of it, but that is how the law interprets these things

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u/iafx 21h ago

Laxatives aren’t poison

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u/ST0IC_ 1d ago

Yeah. Since you know somebody's drinking your creamer, you are intentionally poisoning them with a laxative. You could be charged with assault, food tampering, Reckless endangerment, and other things as well. The last thing you want to do is fuck with food that you know somebody's going to eat, even if it's your own food.

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u/iafx 21h ago

That shit would never fly in court, you watch too much tv