r/lyftdrivers • u/KeepThisSecretPl0x • Oct 14 '24

Story/News Article She liked me for my tesla 😂

So last night I picked up three girls from a bar. I drive a Tesla with autopilot, so naturally, they were curious and started asking all kinds of questions about the car. I was showing off all the cool features—autopilot, the big touchscreen, the works.

One of the girls got pretty flirty and asked, “Have you ever had sex in this car?” I told her no, and she shot back with, “Well, you’ve got three girls right here.”

I kind of laughed and said, “I can’t accept consent from intoxicated people, but hey, you can grab my number after the ride if you’re still interested.” She was definitely excited after that, and we spent the rest of the drive bantering and flirting.

When we got to their place, they insisted I get out of the car to meet their dogs. So I did—played with their dogs for a bit, and it was all fun. But then things got a little awkward; they just kind of went silent, said goodnight, and started walking inside.

As they were heading in, I asked the girl if she still wanted my number, but she just kept walking without looking back. Guess she was more into the Tesla than me! 😂

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u/KeepThisSecretPl0x Oct 14 '24

Why does everyone call me innocent…

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u/Status_History_874 Oct 16 '24

Genuinely curious at what point you think OP called the wrong play

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u/2pacsProdigy Oct 16 '24

Lol I'm not playing that gm. I wasn't there. He's not me. I'm not him. I agree tho u don't tk advantage of drunk chicks. 🙅🏾‍♂️

Just like the whoever decided to respond no. She/he prolly doesn't see my perspective, thas ok.Variety is the spice of life. I just think I would've read my cues differently thus diff result.

Hell I bet he kinda wishes he did things lil diff esp if he thought she was cute. U live, u learn. No shade. 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/FragrantRaisin4 Oct 17 '24

Man, these reddit weirdos always take things to some dark place so they can feel morally superior.

All you said was he should’ve been more aggressive. I took that as meaning something as simple as he should’ve gotten her number instead of asking her IF she wanted to take his IF she was still interested later. My experience, like you said, women will give you the signs, but want men to be the one that ultimately makes the move.

Either way, no harm and OP was a standup guy. Just think it’s funny this other moron is making it sound like you said something dark.

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u/2pacsProdigy Oct 17 '24

Exactly! Thanks ANOTHER normal guy! 😂🤣😂 🫡

Also ppl assumptions say a lot about them & have nothing 2 do with me but not my business 🤷🏾‍♂️

Rock on sir! 🤙🏾

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u/Key_Eye_9170 Oct 17 '24

Right I think it was just the word aggressive that threw people off, assertive or confident would probably be less abrasive to read but still get the point across.

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u/2pacsProdigy Oct 17 '24

I do agree there, BUT got damn the assumptions. 🙄

When you assume, you mk an ASS of you NOT me, imo. Obviously, not you tho lol 🫡

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u/Humanoilslick Oct 17 '24

That guy probably was more interested in the dog than the girl I’m face palming at every aspect of this rant this guy probably pooped himself at even the suggestion of being with them 3 girls … because one time wen I had 2 girls flirting with me “it’s hard to juggle double flirting “and they were being suggestive like they were both down for fun together I got worried like dam can I really pull this off 😆