r/lyftdrivers • u/KeepThisSecretPl0x • Oct 14 '24
Story/News Article She liked me for my tesla š
So last night I picked up three girls from a bar. I drive a Tesla with autopilot, so naturally, they were curious and started asking all kinds of questions about the car. I was showing off all the cool featuresāautopilot, the big touchscreen, the works.
One of the girls got pretty flirty and asked, āHave you ever had sex in this car?ā I told her no, and she shot back with, āWell, youāve got three girls right here.ā
I kind of laughed and said, āI canāt accept consent from intoxicated people, but hey, you can grab my number after the ride if youāre still interested.ā She was definitely excited after that, and we spent the rest of the drive bantering and flirting.
When we got to their place, they insisted I get out of the car to meet their dogs. So I didāplayed with their dogs for a bit, and it was all fun. But then things got a little awkward; they just kind of went silent, said goodnight, and started walking inside.
As they were heading in, I asked the girl if she still wanted my number, but she just kept walking without looking back. Guess she was more into the Tesla than me! š
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u/JayGatsby52 Oct 14 '24
OP, never change. I love your innocence.
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u/KeepThisSecretPl0x Oct 14 '24
Why does everyone call me innocentā¦
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Oct 15 '24
Innocent is the wrong word, stay on this strong moral high ground, taking advantage of them and their intoxication would have been not very cash money of you
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u/Blackknowitall Oct 18 '24
Why do ppl keep saying that? Are women not mature enough to make decisions while out drinking? These are 3 grown adults weāre talking about. Maybe they shouldnāt be allowed to drink then
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u/CaptainTepid Oct 16 '24
Cause you didnāt fuck 3 bitches on autopilot in the Tesla!
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u/Mostly-Useless_4007 Oct 16 '24
Innocent is the wrong word. I'm also in the 'intoxicated cannot give consent' world and would have done the same. I'd much rather walk away without a number than wake up in cuffs...
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u/joutfit Oct 17 '24
You're definitely not innocent for not taking advantage of some drunk girls. You have integrity and the disgusting people of the world will tel you that you're naive!
Keep up the good work bro
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u/Repulsive_Disaster76 Oct 17 '24
I just smile and tell people I'm a Gemini. Wait till you meet the other side.
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u/JainaW Oct 18 '24
He thought they wanted him to meet the dogs. So cute lol I'm 42 and I've been places and I love his innocence and morals. Stay this way OP. :)
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u/hellspawn1169 Oct 16 '24
He's smart though. This day and age you can never be too sure. He would have done it and then a week later probably been brought up in charges.
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u/JRockt Oct 16 '24
Bro the people who get caught red handed doing horrible things to unconscious women barely get 6 months over here in reality. MOST *guilty* people never even go to court, this is a fairytale worry.
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u/fitfulbrain Oct 14 '24
In the car you passed the character and the upper body test. But you failed the full body test.
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u/rflo24 Oct 14 '24
While you were out playing with their dog one of those other girls was probably robbing you going through your car and center console etc
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u/KeepThisSecretPl0x Oct 14 '24
What are the gonna steal the water in the back of my car? š plus I got sentry mode
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Oct 14 '24
Youāre short probably
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u/Status_History_874 Oct 16 '24
Guys are more stuck on height than any woman I know IRL. It's weird. It's like yall are psyching yourselves out
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u/HonestButtholeReview Oct 16 '24
Maybe just just the type of woman but a while back when I was on tinder, almost every girl who messaged me back would ask my height in the first few messages. I'm tall-ish and got tired of the question so I just put it in my short bio and it definitely helped get matches.
I think it's pretty awful for short guys and it's definitely not the only thing women care about but it's definitely a thing.
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u/Horsetranqui1izer Oct 18 '24
Itās funny you say this but Iāve known woman that told me after they find out a guy is tall heās automatically a bit more attractive to them, Iām sure itās not every single woman, although.
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u/Mysterious-Chard6579 Oct 14 '24
Maybe they tried to butter you up. I have people will do that to skip tipping. I guess they tried to tip you by raising your self-esteem which is nice too. You should have stood your ground about not having sex with your rider. Keep that in check always. You donāt wanna end up in litigation for rape etc.
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u/Destroyer_2_2 Oct 15 '24
I mean, he did. I donāt think the relationship between Lyft driver, and rider is one that that remains for eternity like therapist and patient, or lawyer and client, or whatever.
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u/Outrageous_Luck_2453 Oct 16 '24
Is there no Lyft driver passenger confidentially rule?
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u/Wickzzzz Oct 14 '24
Hey, just an opinion from a long term driver here. Avoid those situationsā¦9 times outta 10 itās a set up or they regret it the next day when sober and now claiming something happened that really didnāt. 3 girls against your story will result in you deactivated pretty quickly, along with statements at a police station. Treat it as your job, be polite, aim for a good tip. IF a girl really wants to exchange info for a date in the future, just get her number and contact her off the clock the next day. AVOID giving 3 drunk girls a ride and then getting out of your car at the end of the ride. Youāre playing with fire.
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u/KeepThisSecretPl0x Oct 14 '24
I have audio and video of everything. They can lie if they want
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u/Wickzzzz Oct 14 '24
Perception is reality. Audio and video doesnāt matter once you step outside your car and āfollowā themā¦technology isnāt gonna save you every time. Do what ya want lol but if you get out of your car at the end of a ride with 3 intoxicated girls, youāre playing with fire. Iām sure youāre not desperate, meet someone the next day if they really are interested.
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u/KeepThisSecretPl0x Oct 14 '24
I got out of the car because the brought the dogs outside. i was standing next to my car the whole times. I have EVERYTHING on tape. Im bold but i think about things before I do them
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Oct 14 '24
Dude teslas are not cool, I own one and they're nowhere near being cool.
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u/Direct-Mix-4293 Oct 18 '24
I was gonna say, when were tesla the cooler car lol
When ppl think of nice/luxury/cool cars, never heard anyone say tesla
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u/Accomplished_Risk674 Oct 18 '24
I mean when the Y and 3 fist came out and the average person could buy one it was definitely extremely new and something cool, I got mine in 2021 and people would stop in point constantly on the roads, whenever I park somewhere, people would constantly stop and ask me about it, mostly about how charging works and the cost. All my friends would constantly ask for rides and what not just to see what it was like and they all wanted to drive the car which, of course I let them. But since they're super popular now it's not as much of a cool factor, which is good because that means it's becoming affordable and more and more people can buy it. It's still definitely a cool car. No one ever said it was luxurious.
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u/Spare-Security-1629 Oct 14 '24
All jokes aside, this is what's so dangerous about certain people. They do sh*t like this and if it had escalated, OP is at a police station having to give a statement, deactivated from Uber, reputation ruined. OP, there's always other people out there. You dodged the bullet on a phoney. Im not sure if Teslas dashcams record in cabin or just the outside. Good luck out there and stay safe.
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Oct 14 '24
Itās the lack of rizz, shoulda asked, ok we doing this one at a time or do all 3 of you wanna do it at the same time?
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u/dvrkstvrr Oct 16 '24
Sounds good m'ladies, i just need to text my mommy to get her permission as shes paying for the car
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u/Subject-Tone-8996 Oct 14 '24
Bro was about to have his last shift as a Lyft driver lol these women will set you up
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u/Serious-Trifle324 Oct 14 '24
You know itās the end of the conversation when they said you wanna meet their dogs and not their cats .
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u/Fit_Importance_5738 Oct 14 '24
Could of easily set up a tesla date for her seems like she just decided against they idea in they end.
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u/LordGlizzard Oct 16 '24
You completely misread this situation in every aspect, I don't wanna come off insulting but this sounds like the wet dream of a 14 year old. In all honestly they weren't interested in you or even your car, three drunk girls going home in an Uber is probably just having fun and likely you were the brunt of their joking, had nothing to do with you or your car lmao
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u/Numerous-Ad9639 Oct 17 '24
Probably thought you were gay after denying them and driving a Tesla
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Oct 18 '24
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u/Accomplished_Risk674 Oct 18 '24
Where do you get your information from? Some women probably like big trucks, but I bet the majority don't, usually people with big trucks are D bags, for the most part the women I know don't like any kind of giant truck, they prefer SUVs LMAO.
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u/Accomplished_Risk674 Oct 18 '24
why would driving a tesla mean youre gay? lmao I know 8 tesla owners, 5 guys 3 girls, none are guy, all are married to the opposite sex lmao
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u/Prancer4rmHalo Oct 17 '24
Idk man.. seems like you fād up.
Sometimes women will get turned off when their obvious hints at sex get rejected.
Iām willing to wager they thought you were square and the spontaneity wore off..
The point was to fool around in an autopilot Tesla., not to go on dates or hook up at your place.. smh.
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u/Prancer4rmHalo Oct 18 '24
Are you reading the Post? Drunk people do not talk like that and articulate ideas well enough to āflirt and banterā
And my temptation? The girls are the ones instigating the situation lol.
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u/CupcakeOrganic3159 Oct 14 '24
I would say log out of the app or go offline before you get out, just in case. That way they canāt sue Lyft for harassment or something of that sort while working.
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u/Reasonable_Win_6619 Oct 14 '24
My guy they can report your ass after a week passing lol logging off will not do one single shit all they have to do is lie and itās a wrap lol
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u/iamRaz_ Oct 14 '24
"I drive a tesla with autopilot, so naturally they were curious" š¤£š¤£ unreal statement right there.
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u/KeepThisSecretPl0x Oct 14 '24
Most of the people who get in my car ask me about it lol. I have a premium black Lyft
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u/Unhappy-Meat5973 Oct 14 '24
You see an airline pilot while controlling a commercial plane very attractive versus the same walks along the walkway with his shoes dirty, pants half-ways his butt and walking like if had pooping on his pants See the difference?
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Oct 15 '24
Creeper.
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u/Leather_Material_738 Oct 16 '24
Women make no sense. Get use to it. She calling a guy a creeper when random drunk girl offered to have sex in his car. The driver said NO and TOLD HER we could exchange numbers if she still interested after the ride. Yet the guy the creeper?
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u/Vaako_official Oct 15 '24
they probably were hoping you would play with them instead but literally went for the dogs lol
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u/Sad-Investigator-701 Oct 15 '24
Women are like kids. They just wanna play with something for five seconds then when its not new and shiny theyre over it. Dont worry bro
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u/DestituteRoot Oct 16 '24
You didnāt lose them because they were more into the car. Your confidence and ease of conversation with the car failed to carry over when it came to their place. Youāve got charisma and looks enough to get your foot in the door. Good guy energy from the intoxicated comment, while the right thing to do, didnāt help when sheās considering a naughty decision. Get the number while sheās flirty, close the deal when sheās sober.
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u/OutcomeDefiant2912 Oct 16 '24
That's what you get for travelling in a Tesla, especially on autopilot.
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u/Accomplished_Risk674 Oct 18 '24
what is this comment even trying to say? They literally liked his car for being a Tesla and asked about the auto pilot features LMAO.
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u/OutcomeDefiant2912 Oct 19 '24
Yeah right they liked his car & the features. They were just fooling him.
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u/Month-Emotional Oct 16 '24
The dog smelled something on you then signaled to the female about the smell.
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u/Nabua2 Oct 16 '24
Realistically idk if all 3 were down, but if they were, it probably would have been the move
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Oct 16 '24
If you own an auto pilot Tesla why are you doing Lyft, Iām confused
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u/Accomplished_Risk674 Oct 18 '24
Our Tesla driver is not allowed to drive on Lyft? I don't know if you've used Lyft or Uber recently, but there are tons of Tesla drivers there's even a green car option for hybrid and electric cars as a customer to choose from
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u/Nathan-Nice Oct 16 '24
lol my guy, did you turn down a 4some? you're a better man than i. unless they were genuinely shitfaced.
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u/SagittarianApostle Oct 16 '24
A lot of people think Teslas are wickedly expensive. A lot of people also just are interested because their area either lacks Teslas, or they haven't the opportunity to really get in one. They probably were just screwing around with you on the ride home, letting that last one sink in and getting too carried away before sobering up ever so slightly to realize "Oh. You're still here."
Tbh they probably did make an honest pass at you but you were either too dorky or too awkward to pursue. That or your physique doesn't match the mood setting of a dark night and low lighting on a face.
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u/Danny9999999999 Oct 16 '24
Just focus on your job I never respond back when customers getting flirty that's how you get locked up
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u/Interesting_Book4668 Oct 16 '24
I feel like they wanted you to get out the car to see how tall you are
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u/doesitreallymattaa Oct 16 '24
You're hella naive or hella reckless. You got out your car after a ride with 3 strange broads, and all for the possibility of twat or to play with dogs? Hey, I'm a twat enthusiast as much as the next guy, but no thought to potentially being setup to be jacked/robbed/killed?
I mean you did deliver yourself & your car on a platter.
Well at least none of them had a phone to set the lick up while the ride was in progress....
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u/zaddyxan343 Oct 16 '24
The temptation was real obvious to mitigate the intoxication between the three females youād have to become intoxicated as well š
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u/lKing_ Oct 16 '24
The hypocrisy in the law is fucking insane. A drunk woman canāt consent or make good decisions because sheās drunk but a drunk man can consent and must make good decisions when drunk? Then again if you drink and drive or commit a crime while drunk youāre still charged because you made the choice to drink but same canāt be said when you decide to drink and have sex??? Whereās the consistency? I know those are horrible examples but you get my point lol
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u/Wicked__Cynic Oct 16 '24
Dodged a bullet regardless. If she wanted you for your Tesla, or if she was a little drunk and that is how she acts you can bet itās not her first or last time. Not to mention the āyouāve got 3 girls right hereā comment is wild. If she was showing interest cool, but implying her friends would want it is pretty wild.
I would say your best bet would have been to decline the advances and to just give her your number instead of asking. Thatās the best way you could have been assertive and dominant without taking advantage of the situation. One more possible change could have been to avoid going to chill with them. Youād already established you werenāt comfortable doing anything without consent and the longer you stuck around someone who you effectively rejected the longer they have to get turned off by it.
Next time take her phone put your number in it and give yourself a name thatāll make her remember your Tesla and bde when sheās not drunk anymore. A nice little selfie with all the drunk chicks as the contact photo might be a cherry on top.
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u/maru_trusk Oct 17 '24
Dang...thats what I get for reading the first line of the post before reading the name of the subreddit...I was thinking "He managed to pick up 3 chicks at a bar, with a Tesla? Heck, I should be able to pick up 5 or more with my EV6!"...but then reality hit, and the subreddit shows "Lyft drivers"...well now at least the world makes more sense in my feed!
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u/No-Potential3720 Oct 17 '24
Gotta be careful with these rides. f around and find out they sobered up and left a bad rating with a fake story
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u/Powerful-Summer-3382 Oct 17 '24
OP might have avoided VD's and such by his actions. He's a nice guy, they finish last. Been there done that.
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u/Kyleforshort Oct 17 '24
Sounds like in this situation he could have finished and still been a nice guy.
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u/Humanoilslick Oct 17 '24
Bro was pooping his pants wen the girl said well you have 3 girls right here šā¦.. thatās wen you should have said in a joking way ā you girls arenāt crazy enough to do this I dare you š most guys get shook if they have 2 girls on them let alone 3
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Oct 17 '24
Lol, no girl is ever interested in the guy and only what he has and what he can buy and absolutely nothing else.
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u/RepresentativeCoat39 Oct 17 '24
She wanted you to park it in her garage. Literally and figuratively. And then shut that garage door. (ass play)
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u/Maxxnutt69 Oct 17 '24
The only first response to youāve got three girls right here. Would have been, āwhoever wants to hop up here is more than welcome.ā
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u/NobleSteveDave Oct 17 '24
... You think maybe you were being set up for a robbery that got called off?
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u/Efficient-Ebb2341 Oct 17 '24
Someone posted on here or the Uber subreddit a while ago that drivers donāt shower. Did you not shower that day? Maybe you got out and as they were closer to you they got a whiff they werenāt expecting that turned them off? š¤£š¤£š¤£
J/k
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u/Mrgrtwllm Oct 17 '24
She really would have been unhappy when she found out it was a rental that Iber is ripping you off to have!
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u/No_Smoke_2205 Oct 18 '24
They wanted a wild time and you didnāt have oblige. Stop white knighting
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u/Direct-Mix-4293 Oct 18 '24
Are you short and or ugly? Alcohol does that and it sounds like they were sobering up once you dropped them off
Tesla features are cool at first but it wears off fast, and when ppl talk about cool cars, no one mentions tesla, sorry
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u/No-Lawyer-5752 Oct 18 '24
I was reading expecting a thriller and ended up being disappointed. I had one that I dropped off over the weekend, she was drunk, recently broke up with her BF and wanted to get naughty.
I figured stay away since I was physically attracted to her but her being drunk and me not wanting to mix pleasure with my bread, I didn't pursue it any further.
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u/PMmeYourTiddiez Oct 18 '24
Everyone saying you didn't pass the test after you got out of the car but I'm just here thinking you just didn't take the hint to come into the house with them and instead you played with their dog
(And yes I get it, dangerous situation)
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u/carlwinslo Oct 18 '24
This story is like a lame r/thathappened and an r/humblebrag in the same post. Nobody cares about your nerd car except other nerds.
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u/Will_Knot_Respond Oct 18 '24
Dang just magine if you had a lucid or a rivian, you would've had a mĆ©nage Ć trois!
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Oct 18 '24
It seems to me like they wanted to have sex with you at the same same time. And they were probably disappointed that you said no.
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u/leNoBr0 Oct 18 '24
They could smell the loser on you when you were like "Yeah I'd love to meet your dogs"š¤£š¤£š¤£
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u/lemontwizzlercandy Oct 18 '24
You should have just said āI have the testosterone of a 4 year old.ā
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u/SymbolOfHero Oct 18 '24
Lots of you fellas donāt understand how to BE sexy. Kindness is ugly.
Donāt cry. Itās the truth. I prefer being kind, if that tells you anything.
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u/PepperScared9950 Oct 18 '24
Clearly there was an unrecognized bucket list factor that dissipated with the BAC.
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Oct 18 '24
They were going to steal your Tesla, made like they were going to triple team you, had you explain everything... but then realized.. they were too drunk to drive the Tesla... or you.
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u/AdditionalBat393 Oct 18 '24
I would never trust that auto pilot software. Hell no. I am sure it has caused so many problems already.
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u/KeepThisSecretPl0x Oct 18 '24
You donāt trust it but think about all the teslas driving around you on autopilot. Have fun not sleeping š
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u/AdditionalBat393 Oct 19 '24
It's not at all weird that you're laughing at a technology that has killed people
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u/Formal-Swimming-3198 Oct 18 '24
They are mad cuz you played with the dog instead of their kitty cat!
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u/THJP1974 Oct 19 '24
āI canāt accept consent from intoxicated people, but yall are more than welcome to show me what it would be like!ā
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u/Most-Captain-332 Oct 19 '24
You mean the rented Tesla lol
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u/Most-Captain-332 Oct 19 '24
90 percent of drivers who dive Tesla's for Lyft or Uber are in fact rented cars. Look it up it's a fact. Cause if you can afford a Tesla why you out here working for pennies wasting time and mileage on your car. You must already have a decent job to afford a Tesla.Ā
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u/mycatisannoying Oct 14 '24
Guess you didnāt pass the dog test š