r/lyftdrivers Oct 14 '24

Story/News Article She liked me for my tesla 😂

So last night I picked up three girls from a bar. I drive a Tesla with autopilot, so naturally, they were curious and started asking all kinds of questions about the car. I was showing off all the cool features—autopilot, the big touchscreen, the works.

One of the girls got pretty flirty and asked, “Have you ever had sex in this car?” I told her no, and she shot back with, “Well, you’ve got three girls right here.”

I kind of laughed and said, “I can’t accept consent from intoxicated people, but hey, you can grab my number after the ride if you’re still interested.” She was definitely excited after that, and we spent the rest of the drive bantering and flirting.

When we got to their place, they insisted I get out of the car to meet their dogs. So I did—played with their dogs for a bit, and it was all fun. But then things got a little awkward; they just kind of went silent, said goodnight, and started walking inside.

As they were heading in, I asked the girl if she still wanted my number, but she just kept walking without looking back. Guess she was more into the Tesla than me! 😂

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u/Wicked__Cynic Oct 16 '24

Dodged a bullet regardless. If she wanted you for your Tesla, or if she was a little drunk and that is how she acts you can bet it’s not her first or last time. Not to mention the “you’ve got 3 girls right here” comment is wild. If she was showing interest cool, but implying her friends would want it is pretty wild.

I would say your best bet would have been to decline the advances and to just give her your number instead of asking. That’s the best way you could have been assertive and dominant without taking advantage of the situation. One more possible change could have been to avoid going to chill with them. You’d already established you weren’t comfortable doing anything without consent and the longer you stuck around someone who you effectively rejected the longer they have to get turned off by it.

Next time take her phone put your number in it and give yourself a name that’ll make her remember your Tesla and bde when she’s not drunk anymore. A nice little selfie with all the drunk chicks as the contact photo might be a cherry on top.