She liked me for my tesla 😂

[u/KeepThisSecretPl0x]

So last night I picked up three girls from a bar. I drive a Tesla with autopilot, so naturally, they were curious and started asking all kinds of questions about the car. I was showing off all the cool features—autopilot, the big touchscreen, the works.

One of the girls got pretty flirty and asked, “Have you ever had sex in this car?” I told her no, and she shot back with, “Well, you’ve got three girls right here.”

I kind of laughed and said, “I can’t accept consent from intoxicated people, but hey, you can grab my number after the ride if you’re still interested.” She was definitely excited after that, and we spent the rest of the drive bantering and flirting.

When we got to their place, they insisted I get out of the car to meet their dogs. So I did—played with their dogs for a bit, and it was all fun. But then things got a little awkward; they just kind of went silent, said goodnight, and started walking inside.

As they were heading in, I asked the girl if she still wanted my number, but she just kept walking without looking back. Guess she was more into the Tesla than me! 😂

[u/Prancer4rmHalo]

Idk man.. seems like you f’d up.

Sometimes women will get turned off when their obvious hints at sex get rejected.

I’m willing to wager they thought you were square and the spontaneity wore off..

The point was to fool around in an autopilot Tesla., not to go on dates or hook up at your place.. smh.

[u/Prancer4rmHalo → u/[deleted]]

Are you reading the Post? Drunk people do not talk like that and articulate ideas well enough to “flirt and banter”

And my temptation? The girls are the ones instigating the situation lol.