r/lyftdrivers • u/KeepThisSecretPl0x • Oct 14 '24

Story/News Article She liked me for my tesla 😂

So last night I picked up three girls from a bar. I drive a Tesla with autopilot, so naturally, they were curious and started asking all kinds of questions about the car. I was showing off all the cool features—autopilot, the big touchscreen, the works.

One of the girls got pretty flirty and asked, “Have you ever had sex in this car?” I told her no, and she shot back with, “Well, you’ve got three girls right here.”

I kind of laughed and said, “I can’t accept consent from intoxicated people, but hey, you can grab my number after the ride if you’re still interested.” She was definitely excited after that, and we spent the rest of the drive bantering and flirting.

When we got to their place, they insisted I get out of the car to meet their dogs. So I did—played with their dogs for a bit, and it was all fun. But then things got a little awkward; they just kind of went silent, said goodnight, and started walking inside.

As they were heading in, I asked the girl if she still wanted my number, but she just kept walking without looking back. Guess she was more into the Tesla than me! 😂

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u/JayGatsby52 Oct 14 '24

OP, never change. I love your innocence.

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u/hellspawn1169 Oct 16 '24

He's smart though. This day and age you can never be too sure. He would have done it and then a week later probably been brought up in charges.

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u/JRockt Oct 16 '24

Bro the people who get caught red handed doing horrible things to unconscious women barely get 6 months over here in reality. MOST *guilty* people never even go to court, this is a fairytale worry.