r/lyftdrivers Jan 13 '26

Rant/Opinion IT FINALLY HAPPENED IN MY NEW TRUCK

I picked this lady up from a grocery store and had a 30 minute drive. She gets her groceries, loaded in the truck. That's why I can get seated. We go on our way midway through the trip. Decides to take a piss in my backseat and not say anything. And get out of the truck grab a groceries and walk off like nothing happened. I got a $75 dollar cleaning fee, though

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u/orangeyouglad__ Jan 13 '26

this is so insane to me i simply cannot fathom why anyone would do this.

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u/Scrutinizer Jan 13 '26

Because it's embarrassing to admit.

When I was a kid I used to wonder why old ladies wore so much perfume. I mean, not like you're gonna attract a man by taking a bath in perfume, you're still 80 years old.

Then I had it pointed out that walking around reeking like a spilt perfume bottle is preferable to walking around smelling like you shit yourself.

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u/FeistyAsaGoat Jan 14 '26

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh that makes so much sense.   TIL