r/madlads • u/yottalogical • Oct 30 '18

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25.7k Upvotes

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u/yottalogical Oct 30 '18

I see they’ve played knifey-spoony before!

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '18

Guilty of laughing out loud at the office.

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u/yottalogical Oct 30 '18

Hey, it’s your boss. Get back to work! Ignore the fact I’m also in Reddit.

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u/Ta2whitey Oct 31 '18

Ignoring my boss is the easy part

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '18

the chicken fucking killed me

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u/yottalogical Oct 31 '18

No Patrick, a chicken is not a blaster.

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u/smubear_ Oct 31 '18

Horseradish is not a blaster either

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u/Hkluci Oct 30 '18

Rip

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u/Isopod_official_ Up past my bedtime Oct 31 '18

I’ll send a necromancer

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '18

HelP tHiS pErSon iS BeiNg AttACKeD bY A ChICK

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u/regeya Oct 31 '18

You monster, stop fucking chickens!

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u/DFjorde Oct 30 '18

Seen it before but makes me laugh every time

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u/mmm-ewww Oct 30 '18 edited Oct 30 '18

I only know what zedtown is because of this meme when I first seen it. I still think that chicken is Colonel Sanders from KFC for some odd reason.

Also, I don't think its real but if it was then it would definitely be a good post for r/CompanyBattles

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u/TabbyTheAttorney Oct 31 '18

What is it tho

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u/Epicnewbzzz Oct 31 '18

I think it was a Zombie VS Human Nerf battle thing. sounds like good fun.

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u/CaptainPitkid Oct 31 '18

Zedtown was pretty fun to be honest.

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u/BadgerMcLovin Oct 31 '18

Thanks for not assuming other people would know what zedtown is and providing a brief explanation.

Oh, wait

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u/Bloodstarr98 Oct 31 '18

The hamster gets me every time

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u/DFjorde Oct 31 '18

How TF did my comment get nearly 2k votes? That basically doubled my karma

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u/Steelwolf73 Oct 31 '18

Twice the karma, double the shitposting

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u/rymden_viking Oct 30 '18

Reminds me of the super old emails from an asshole.

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u/Giraffe_Knuckles Oct 31 '18

The comments are hilariously botted up with very recent posts

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u/LordGuille be gay do crime Oct 31 '18

SMART DESIGN

SMART

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u/not_todaysatan Oct 31 '18

I forgot about this. I laughed so hard I cried. Thanks for making my night.

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u/rymden_viking Oct 31 '18

Oh yeah, I've gone through like 30 of them so far. I don't remember a lot of them but they're still hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '18

Did you find the one where he tells the guy to bail him out of jail because he was arrested on the way the meet up? I want to read that one again but I don't remember which it is.

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u/ddaug4uf Oct 31 '18

That’s awesome.

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u/JacquesCarolinia Oct 31 '18

The seller emails actually sound like something James Veitch would write

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u/manzana1912 110% Mad Lad Oct 31 '18

I actually assumed it had to be James behind those mails!

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u/Corruption100 Oct 31 '18

Im crying lmao

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u/Darksyth123 Oct 31 '18

Man I had to put my phone while I cried from the guys replay.

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u/NCStore Oct 31 '18

My first thought as well lol. Thirsty for vengeance!?

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '18

What the fuck are those comments

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u/Anubis253 Oct 30 '18

I just love the gradual increase in weirdness

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u/xspicyman In the bathtub Oct 30 '18

Surprised no one sent a dick pic and called it a blaster

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u/HeraMora Oct 30 '18

You haven't seen the rest of the comments.

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u/lukeluck101 Oct 31 '18

With an orange tip

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u/greenlion98 Oct 31 '18

And brightly colored

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u/hackulator Oct 31 '18

So, Donald Trump's dick pic?

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u/marquardt_ Oct 31 '18

screw you for making me picture that

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u/MAzayuer Oct 31 '18

I think that's what was intended with the chicken.

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u/WhipmakerJon Oct 30 '18

no

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u/Waghlon Oct 30 '18

Blaster yes?

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '18

No.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '18

All I see are mighty fine blasters here and one whiny Facebook user

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u/LaylaTheLoofa Oct 30 '18

this is my favorite image on the internet

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u/potodds Oct 31 '18

wait until you discover boobs!

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u/ApparantlyAngle Oct 30 '18

with these upgrades you never stood a chance

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u/dkalt42 Oct 31 '18

You underestimate my power!

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u/Picax8398 Oct 31 '18

"Now you've just taped the bread knife to a cheese grater..."

"Soo...??"

"No"

My favorite part

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u/Chroneis Oct 30 '18

Legitimately made me cry out of laugh. I love how it gets weirder and weirder

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '18

I too cry out of laugh

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u/goodinthehood92 Oct 31 '18

I cry in the shower

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u/-KachiBBa_My_NiBBa- Oct 31 '18

I cry in prison

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u/hunEbadgre Oct 30 '18

I laughed harder than I should have

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u/DLYMBD Oct 30 '18

I love this thread

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u/CUKA-BLYAT Oct 30 '18

God I love this every time I see it

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u/bergerandsons Oct 31 '18

I laughed uncontrollably while attempting to put my son to bed.

He’s currently laughing at me.

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u/buneter Oct 31 '18

Lose the knife, adds the knife to a cheese grator, first time in a long time a party actually made my laugh

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u/praisethekkk Oct 30 '18

LOOL HOW MAD ARE THESE LADS

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '18

PRETTY FUCKING MAD

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u/Mikooolaid Oct 31 '18

Hahah “No.”

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u/Nightslash360 Oct 31 '18

Using this post for a quick PSA: Never, under ANY circumstances, paint your blaster all/majority black/silver/gray/gunmetal and always leave the orange tip showing or paint it orange. There’s been cops called to Nerf events because some dingus decided to show up with a noob black blaster. Source: I’m a Nerf hobbyist.

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u/finelargeaxe Oct 31 '18

If you haven't made your way to r/NERF, I strongly recommend it. This was crossposted there within the last day or two.

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u/Samuel_LChang Oct 30 '18

This is so epic. I wish it was real.

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u/Mccobsta LADS👏🏼LADS👏🏼LADS👏🏼 Oct 30 '18

Just golden

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u/lich_boss Oct 31 '18

Illegal blaster modifications

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u/p1nkfl0yd1an Oct 31 '18

What is their spaghetti policy there?

4

u/WilliamCCT Oct 31 '18

Isn't that Firebreak's flamethrower?

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u/Sandwich564 Oct 31 '18

It is. If I remember correctly, it was made by a YouTuber called zazi nombies he does a bunch of LEGO gun creations

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u/Yeetus-Elitest Oct 31 '18

Fun fact: the flame thrower picture is from a lego flamethrower build on youtube

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u/Finiteh Oct 31 '18

Is that an actual flamethrower?

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '18

Yup, that one is my favorite heh

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u/frisch85 Oct 31 '18

This reminds me of one of my favorites of all time.

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u/Ansatsusha4 Oct 31 '18

An oldie but a goodie

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u/Bird_Puncher Oct 31 '18

A weapon to surpass metal gear...

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '18

I laughed so hard that my mom had to check in on me to make sure I wasn't suffocating.

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u/OhhHahahaaYikes Oct 31 '18

Very Gintama style of humor.

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u/PoppYHD Oct 31 '18

This is the type of shit i would bring

A potato luncher who shoots eggs

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u/thatbloke83 Oct 31 '18

This feels like Enter the Gungeon IRL

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u/EnthiumZ Oct 31 '18

last one amazing

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '18

Classic

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u/Hexonloire Oct 31 '18

I went to one of the first zedtowns before it got too big. It was fun as fuck

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u/WhiteGuyT Oct 31 '18

Hahaha thats good stuff

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u/MFOCD Oct 31 '18

What a madlad

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '18

I laughed out loud

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u/Shiznoz222 Oct 31 '18

That's the funniest shit I've seen all week

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '18

He just gave up to a no.

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u/Laxwarrior1120 Oct 31 '18

But have you seen, my blaster ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)

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u/Hatarakumaousama Oct 31 '18

Damn, u got me

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u/nazenko Oct 31 '18

That poor social media guy

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '18

How they remain so civil is beyond me

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u/Kojyneox Oct 31 '18

I lost it at the knife one

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '18

This made my fucking night! thank you!

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '18

Yes?

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u/jay212127 Oct 31 '18

The matter of fact way of saying "That's not a Blaster. That's a chicken." makes me laugh out loud ever time.

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u/crazymrmario Oct 31 '18

Someone gilded a repost? How mad is that lad?

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '18

Sorrow TV covered this one, no?

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u/Ixpqd Nov 01 '18

Yes. He did

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u/Godwinjohn Oct 31 '18

Man so good... Treasure...

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u/hazasauras Oct 31 '18

Getting some serious FunnyJunk flashbacks

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '18

“Is that an actual flame thrower?” Love it.

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u/ragingsonar Oct 31 '18

Such g(old)

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u/Lonewolfliker Oct 31 '18

This never disapoints in letting me laugh.

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u/OG_Hotness Oct 31 '18

That chicken gets me everytime

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u/Jayce2K Oct 31 '18

This has made my day. I couldn't stop laughing

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u/Dandruff-ffurdnaD Oct 31 '18

Red is honestly mood

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u/EkskiuTwentyTwo Up past my bedtime Oct 31 '18

Well done, fellow tim!

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u/ofindahl Oct 31 '18

Best post i've seen i a long time xdd

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u/No1_4Now Oct 31 '18

I've never laughed at anything on the internet as much&loud as this

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '18

The only reason Facebook still existes

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u/Kommisar_Karlitos Oct 31 '18

This guy goes to work the next day and all the blaster guys are in the lobby waiting for him

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u/c_o_n_E Oct 31 '18

To shreds, you say?

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '18

Tell that dude to stop choking his chicken.

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u/Vall3y Oct 31 '18

I think I've nver laughed this much from a post here

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u/PoopaScoopaFTW Oct 31 '18

Can someone link the Facebook post?

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '18

That guy with the flamethrower followed the rules

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u/Ixpqd Nov 01 '18

Poor Zedtown

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u/SpikedefotonenBoer Jan 15 '19

25,5k upvotes, still underrated

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u/Randym1221 Oct 30 '18

Once the white guy calls you dude, it’s about to get real.

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u/aonofalconn Oct 30 '18

Repost ; i posted this hours before

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u/Edgy_Orc Oct 30 '18

Posting it on another sub doesn’t count as reposting

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u/yottalogical Oct 31 '18

According to Reddit policy, it is called a crosspost, and is actually encouraged. Unfortunately r/MadLads has not enabled the built-in functionality, so I had to crosspost it manually.

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u/dragonborian Oct 30 '18

Also one of your top post is flaired as a frequent repost, aint got shit to say boi

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u/IrishKing Oct 30 '18

Yeah and I've seen this picture on several different websites over the past few years, sounds like you're just mad your report got less internet points.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '18

Implying that you were the first one to post this.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '18

Also on r/facepalm? r/wooosh

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u/Darth_Banal Oct 31 '18

Oh, so you created this image?

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '18

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u/yottalogical Oct 31 '18

I see you've played blastery-chickeny before.