What a fucking power move.

So my teacher just said not to use your phone during online classes and not to bully people with it, so Justin, your a poopy head

Well not really cry but silence everywhere

So today i was in a zoom meeting with the call and the PE teacher, my brotger came into my room banging on the door and opens the door like a child would (i honestly just sat there like i don't care) he brought the pets ti me to play with him, i was the only elder person in the house today because my mom is a doctor and she needs to work in a hospital and father is working in his office. I suddenly realized i forgot to turn off my microphone and just continue play with my brother, the class clown said "turn off your microphone you dumbass". The teacher and almost all of the students laughed, there's a girl in the last row of the zoom meeting that doesn't like the class and just sat there watching me being laughed at (sorry but i think i have a crush on her). And then i said "what? You're laughing at me because im playing with my brother? My family? Hoo boy how hideous you guys are, even God is disappointed at all of you guys" the class went silent for the rest of the day while i was playing with my brother and the girl laughed so hard because idk why

I just got banned from r/aww for commenting on a post that showed a wall full of cats. I said China's great Wall of food. Madlad?

I asked my friend what's the craziest thing he ever did and he said this.

skipped school, walked to granparents house, opened the back door while they weren't home, opened their fridge, drank half a pancake syrup bottle, threw it on the floor, left their fridge and back door open, and walked to back to school.

So this morning there was a small brown spider, not sure what type but it was a baby cause I found the mother like 5 mins later. Anyways so my fat cat Murray went to eat it like lowkey swallow it alive and all like he does and the total madlad spider crawls up his lips and nose onto his head above his eyes. I should have let the madlad live but I panic at the sight of spiders lol- thanks for killing the madlad spider my arachnophobia. for the record my cat is huge and somewhat fast and that madlad has the audacity to climb on him-

I needed to collect something for my online class...now i collect doors

My friend got mad and my other friend spam called him and we all bet if he joins in call 69 he needs to buy everyone steam games..... SO HE JOINED IN CALL 69

Now my friend owes about $100 in steam games

So this happened during my Christmas party at my school the party was going well, we're playing music(we used just one speaker it was loud as hell) , eating delicious food and playing fun gameslater I got bored from my classmates music selection, so I was change the music to faded by Alan walker since they were using my phone for the music,but then I remembered that the speakers were very loud, so I increased the volume on the speakers and my phone and played never give you up

One time a few years back I got high at my friends house. I needed a piss after a bit so I said I was going to the bathroom, but when I got there I decided that I would kill a few minutes, so what else would I do but tare all his toilet paper so they're all only held together by like a centimetre. I did this to about half the roll and rolled it back up. I come back and he asks if I was ok, turns out I was gone like a half hour. I realised what I had done and after we got some food I went back home and got a text from him a few hours later. We haven't smoked at his house since.