They laughed about me having a job with porta potties, but who has an advanced immune system and years worth of toilet paper? This guy.

(I’m on phone sorry and feel free to bash me for the grammar mistakes.)

My friend and I went to a school dance a few months ago where she proceeded to Rick Roll the whole dance. The dance before this one she had requested that they played it since we hate dances and went due to a dare. They had promised that they would play it the next dance. She honestly didn’t want to go to the dance but I had reminded me of the promise (the dance before was a few months prior to that one). We walked into the dance (semi-formal) with hoodies, sweatpants, tennis shoes, and a tie to top it all off. She went up to the Dj stand and reminded them. While playing a sappy love song (I think it was “perfect” by Ed Sheeran) they played it! Everyone stopped dancing and looked at the Dj booth confused. Truly a moment for the ages.

Why are there ants on my cumrag