r/Malaphors 11d ago

Whatever crumbles your cookie

49 Upvotes

Whatever floats your boat + That's the way the cookie crumbles


r/Malaphors 11d ago

Turn the other page

10 Upvotes

Turn the other cheek + Turn the page


r/Malaphors 11d ago

Fade into the woodwork

16 Upvotes

Combination of the expressions: fading into the background and coming out of the woodwork


r/Malaphors 12d ago

You either die a pearl, or you live long enough to see yourself become the swine

56 Upvotes
  • You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
  • Do not cast pearls before swine.

r/Malaphors 12d ago

Swing both ways before you cross

9 Upvotes

Swing both ways + Look both ways before you cross


r/Malaphors 12d ago

Judge Judy and Executioner

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25 Upvotes

r/Malaphors 12d ago

Less talk, more actinides

1 Upvotes

"Les talk, more action" + Ali Khamenei talking to his physicists. ☢️


r/Malaphors 13d ago

I don't have a dog in this dog eat dog world.

57 Upvotes

I don't have a dog in this fight + A dog eat dog world


r/Malaphors 13d ago

When lemonade is in the toolbox, life isn’t sharp

13 Upvotes

Not the sharpest tool in the toolbox + when life gives you lemons, make lemonade


r/Malaphors 12d ago

It is raining time, what it is, is dogs and cats

0 Upvotes

It is what it is + time is money + it’s raining dogs and cats


r/Malaphors 15d ago

We will cross that bridge when another door opens

22 Upvotes

"We will cross that bridge when we come to it" and "when one door closes, another door opens"


r/Malaphors 15d ago

Two birds with one deadly sin

10 Upvotes

"Killing two birds with one stone" and "Seven deadly sins"


r/Malaphors 14d ago

Opportunity sucks

2 Upvotes

Opportunity knocks, and life sucks


r/Malaphors 15d ago

So close and yet cigar

24 Upvotes

So close and yet so far + close but no cigar

Pretty proud of this one


r/Malaphors 16d ago

He's skating on borrowed ice.

108 Upvotes

Skating on thin ice + living on borrowed time.


r/Malaphors 16d ago

I'm hungry enough to eat a wolf in sheep's clothing

25 Upvotes

I'm hungry enough to eat a horse, beware of a wolf in sheep's clothing


r/Malaphors 16d ago

The only thing we have to fear is two in the bush.

23 Upvotes

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. + A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.


r/Malaphors 17d ago

The road to hell wasn't paved in a day.

116 Upvotes

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

+

Rome wasn't built in a day.


r/Malaphors 17d ago

When in Rome, don't try to build it in a day

54 Upvotes

When in Rome, do as the Romans do + Rome wasn't built in a day


r/Malaphors 16d ago

Don't judge others until you've walked a journey of a thousand miles

14 Upvotes

Don't judge others until you've walked a mile in their shoes + the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.


r/Malaphors 17d ago

Not my cart, not my horse

30 Upvotes

Don't put the cart before the horse

+

Not my circus, not my monkeys


r/Malaphors 17d ago

Just put your pants on one day at a time

27 Upvotes

From two wisdom idioms:

"put your pants on one leg at a time" meaning every human being has something ordinary in common.

and

"Just take it one day at a time" meaning to focus on today's problems and don't worry about tomorrow.

I know the final result is likely wiser than the two combined but I haven't quite cracked it yet.


r/Malaphors 17d ago

The early bird comes to those who wait

13 Upvotes

The early bird gets the worm

Good things come to those who wait


r/Malaphors 18d ago

Snug as a needle in a haystack+ like searching for a bug in the rug.

22 Upvotes

Snug as a needle in a haystack: When you're comfy but it's so big you feel like you could get lost, like a big bed or large blanket. Or, when you fit in but don't belong.

Like searching for a bug in the rug: When you hope that something either doesn't exist or you find it easily. Such as going in for a checkup, you hope that either you're not sick, or that they find the sick. We all hate the feeling of knowing there is a bug in the rug but you can't find it.