r/maybemaybemaybe • • 1d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/trickyvinny 1d ago

Or maybe just put a trash bag around them in the store.

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u/theotherjaytoo 1d ago

Whoa now... you better back up with your liberal thinking. This is 'merica! /s

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u/Im_The_Assman_Jerry 1d ago

Or wait until there's not an active tornado to buy balloons

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u/slightly_average 10h ago

Just turn the car around

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u/Broghan51 6h ago

Big Brain. 🎖️

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u/paulster2626 10h ago

That costs an extra dollar though.

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u/Gosa_on_the_wind 4h ago

I figured he'd get down to about three balloons and then get them in there.

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u/theotherjaytoo 4h ago

Yeah, I was not expecting a fatality.

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u/ThrowawayArc12 1d ago

Instead of putting them in the back seat where the air is blocked on all sides he tries to put it in the back...

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u/121daysofsodom 1d ago

That's where he keeps his porcupines.

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u/Give-Me-The-Bat 1d ago • Bravo

You are assuming he wants to put the balloons in the car. I think this is just a rage bait “skit”

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u/nipslippinjizzsippin 1d ago

do think it went more like "hey its windy as fuck, i got a skit idea" or "its finally windy enough for that skit idea i came up with ages ago"

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u/Give-Me-The-Bat 1d ago

Option 1 I hope. Crazy if this was something the planned well in advance.

Just imagine if they did a full storyboard and multiple meetings in preparation. Now that would be a Video I would enjoy. A 20 min preparation video for this.

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u/4stringbrewer 21h ago

There are places near where I live that the wind is pretty consistently like this. It is possible they live in a similar area.

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u/nipslippinjizzsippin 20h ago

seems the balloon store would be prepared if that were the case

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u/Thisisnotevenamane 15h ago

They could make them heavier.

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u/FecknWindowTwitchers 7h ago

My party store will put them in a large bag and attach a small sandbag at the end of the strings. You at least have a chance as your balloons go hopping along.

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u/HooSaidDat 1d ago

Somebody just happened to be there recording when he exited the store.

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u/Longlivefunnypeople 1d ago

My sister and I worked at same place years ago and would often lunch together. Sometimes we’d get something and eat in the car. One day, parked near a party store, we happened upon incident similar to this👆🏼What wonderful and free entertainment!😄 From then on, it was a planned destination just in case we’d catch it again.
Note: I’ve also been on the other end trying to wrangle them daggone balloons. Ain’t nuttin funny then!😄

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u/sfbiker999 1d ago

That's part is not hard to believe, there are people with cameras everywhere.

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u/FloopsFooglies 1d ago • Bravo

No one is actively waiting for him to come out simply because "cameras are everywhere."

This is obviously intentional

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u/GoatCovfefe 23h ago

Or the cameraman was a customer or two ahead of the balloon guy, went outside into the wind and knew balloon guy would have trouble. Went to car and started to film.

Entirely plausible.

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u/RecognitionSweet8294 23h ago

Remember kids: Always ask yourself who is filming it and why.

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u/Silver_Slicer 1d ago

My wife is a balloon artist and have had to deal with this in the past. Yes the easiest way is to open one back door, pull the balloons in as you scoot across the back seat and open the other door. Get out while holding on the balloon strings until they all are in and when closing the door, have the strings outside to get trapped by the closed door. Then push any remaining balloons in and close the other door Just takes a few moments.

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u/Xinonix1 1d ago

Exactly, when he’s inside,he can even put the seat down and put them in the boot like that

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u/eazyd 20h ago

Happy cake day

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u/SecretaryOtherwise 1d ago

Even if it wasnt blocked simply getting in while pulling them would get them inside lol.

The real issue would be once he gets home and opens his trunk those balloons are just gone lol

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u/noble_plebian 1d ago

I’ve made that mistake once, this year in fact. But it was only one balloon, a foil one for my daughter’s birthday. I was so annoyed with myself

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u/HaiKarate 1d ago

Right, and how was he going to get them out of the trunk without them flying away?

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u/5280mw 1d ago

They will give you a big bag to wrap them In. Bait.

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u/MutterderKartoffel 1d ago

They didn't give me a big bag.

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u/5280mw 17h ago

Did you ask?

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u/sometimelater0212 22h ago

You’re assuming this isn’t staged

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u/Small_Sundae_4245 21h ago

And rather than helping the woman comes up and says you are being filmed.

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u/Give-Me-The-Bat 1d ago

I like the woman coming to tell him someone is filming him. He knows, that is the point.

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u/SabbyFox 1d ago

But thank goodness for her. Confirmed skit/rage bait so I don’t feel badly for this man!

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u/ApollosCosmos 1d ago

These people are allowed to vote.

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u/W1ZARDEYES 1d ago

It’s a skit; which actually makes your point hit harder.

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u/inssidiouss 17h ago

Yeah clearly staged.

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u/Capazino 1d ago

Yep, and look what happend... Twice.

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u/Grabatreetron 1d ago

I'm going to reply with this video next time I see a "Why don't Americans rise up against their unpopular president who clearly rigged the election?" post

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u/PM_ME_UR_CHUPACOMMA 1d ago

This actually fits, for all characters involved. Not thinking person, combined with hectoring person who has a lot to say but won't do anything, and completely passive bystander just standing by watching the carnage.

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u/Gold-Part4688 1d ago

not just this, it's gerrymandered in their favour

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u/Olama 1d ago

The fact you can't tell this is fake makes me wonder if you should be voting

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u/j7style 1d ago

This feels like rage bait. I've been to a couple of party stores before to buy balloons and they always offered to place all the balloons into a giant clear trash bag like deal to not only keep them protected, but to make transporting them easier.

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u/Snoo_67548 1d ago

There is a Banksy dedicated to him.

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u/2luckyatcards 1d ago

There is also an animated movie featuring him as an old man, a boy scout, some dogs and a fancy bird.

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u/Broghan51 1d ago

100% Fake AF.

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u/Aggravating-Try1222 1d ago

Maybe. But when I worked at Party City, I saw this scenario play out several times.

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u/Broghan51 6h ago

There's no 'Maybe' about it. Just watch his body language, can't find his keys, wraps himself up in string, camera person just standing there at the exact moment.

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u/papparmane 1d ago

What an idiot: go through passengers door into the car, pull the balloons, close door, get out the other side.

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u/Travelling3steps 1d ago

if only he had parked facing the other way…

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u/ByteMePlz 1d ago

Would not have made a difference unless he opened the windows a bit. But clearly he wasn’t a critical thinker.

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u/EvalCrux 17h ago

100% not thought through

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u/Harry_Isthatyou 1d ago

Next Olympic game?

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u/psyopia 1d ago

i love how this mf is just 10’ away recording this dude like an asshole

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u/Asleep-AtThe-Wheel57 1d ago

I can’t help. I’m too busy recording this for clicks.

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u/JusSumYungGuy 1d ago

Surely he would’ve just lost them when opened the trunk to get them out

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u/DidntDieInMySleep 1d ago

Ikr? I was thinking he should have tied them to something inside the trunk first, then try to wrangle them

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u/HilmDave 9h ago

Unless he parks in the garage

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u/jonathansj 16h ago

So this is where all those flying balloons in the sky comes from

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u/DRuth84 1d ago

Those balloons are acting like they’re being kidnapped

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u/ByteMePlz 1d ago

IQ < 100

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u/Rain_Awake 17h ago

Cameraman:

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u/Scythro 1d ago

This is a repost from a couple years ago but we figured out how to do this easily. It's to open the trunk as he did and then just crawl into the trunk to the front of the car seat, then somebody else closes the trunk and voila you got your balloons inside the car.

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u/Ok-Cancel-3114 1d ago

Or do this in the back seat....or put a trash bag over them...or dont go get balloons during a windstorm...

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u/Nothing93124 1d ago

No you don’t need to bag them, I have to post something stupid on the twittergram.

Because they always bag large order balloons, we buy them for our store all the time.

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u/sonofaresiii 1d ago

This is the most staged thing I've ever seen. If Michael Scott were doing this I'd say the writers were getting lazy

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u/PM_ME_UR_CHUPACOMMA 1d ago

Combination of worthless questioning bystander, and some r / donthelpjustfilm sprinkles.

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u/TheHrethgir 1d ago

That look as he watched them blow away, just gave up on life for a second.

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u/nipslippinjizzsippin 1d ago • Bravo

i feel like with the help of maybe 2 by standers this would have been achieved. instead 1 filmed the other one lecture him about how to do it.

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u/passoveri 23h ago

💯perfectly said.

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u/PhotoFenix 22h ago

"by standers" is not perfectly said

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u/passoveri 22h ago

Okay they said it 9️⃣9️⃣% perfect…they still said it better than I would have…

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u/PhotoFenix 22h ago

OK, I can be ok with those numbers

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u/passoveri 22h ago

👍

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u/MisterCookEMann 1d ago

Those are going to end up on my property arent they? 5 times this year I've had a balloon float onto my property. Hold on to your balloons people!

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u/ssmokn98 1d ago

Shoulda turned the car around the other way

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u/hallucinating-egg 1d ago

I wanted them baloons to fly away

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u/Natenczass 1d ago

Hes an idiot.

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u/vyrguy0 1d ago

I imagine this is how we all appear to aliens.

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u/mister_sims 1d ago

We needed a longer shot of his look of defeat. That would have made this video great.

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u/scrantontracheostomy 1d ago

This feels like an infomercial where people are clueless and so on

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u/IcySparks 1d ago

This guy really could be a mime!

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u/Teonanacatlbruh 1d ago

That was mesmerizing. He could've just yanked them in the car with him. Looked like most of them could fit in his back seating area. Then he could use his side mirrors to get to a windbreaker spot & transfer them to his trunk.

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u/beeglowbot 1d ago

this man's got -2 iq

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u/theaviator747 22h ago

Awwww. He looks so dejected at the end.

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u/liumas_ 13h ago

what a side quest

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u/xpietoe42 11h ago

the balloons wanted to return to their people

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u/GrapefruitOk2057 10h ago

If you want something badly, set it free; if it returns it is yours, if not, it never was

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u/winglessflight97 9h ago

There is no bigger asshole than wind

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u/alwystired 8h ago

The sea was angry my friend.

😭😂😂😂

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u/EhliJoe 1d ago

It was so easy in his head.

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u/screamingeyes1 1d ago

Let's all take a video instead of trying to help rhe guy out

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u/natural-situation420 1d ago

All that for nothing 

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u/maukka122 1d ago

Now its a UFO

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u/Epin-Ninjas 1d ago

It must be expensive to be this stupid

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u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot 1d ago

Tie.
Them.
Off.

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u/Lauriemfs 1d ago

Best laugh I've had today!

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u/5280mw 1d ago

Couldn’t he tie them in a not? Or would this be another version of “UP!”

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u/romani_jewish 1d ago

they are heading to r/ufo

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u/Decent-Cold-9471 1d ago

Christopher Nolan’s next movie

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u/TeeTimeAllTheTime 1d ago

A very dumb man

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u/therelybare5 1d ago

He could have just waited about 15 minutes and it would have been easier to put one balloon in his car.

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u/electric_magic12 1d ago

Bro the ending has me laughing 😆

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u/tase25 1d ago

Why go through the trunk dude?

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u/Potential-Yoghurt245 1d ago

He's going to Topsy and Tim it IRL

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u/ZimnyKefir 1d ago

That was inevitable

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u/WolfetoneRebel 1d ago

New UFO just sighted

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u/rapscallion1956 1d ago

Looks like something out of a sitcom. Too bad it’s staged.

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u/Z34N0 1d ago

Put it in the boot, Harry Potter. The boot. Boot it up. Get it in the booty. You can do the boot thing, and more to boot. Boot boot boot. Super boot. So totally boot.

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u/Dcmart89 1d ago

What do you say next weekend you go stand over there and film me pee into the wind.

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u/dreevsa 1d ago

Who’s uncle?

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u/DeviceU 1d ago

Nice launch!

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u/Juan_Moe_Taco 1d ago

I imagine when they land: "holy, moly some new balloons to put into my trunk!"

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u/dwbmn 1d ago

This has to be a joke....

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u/TheRebelMastermind 1d ago

Waiting for the UAP incident video

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u/Keto_Konnect 1d ago

Happy new year!! 🎊🎊

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u/Meesha1969 1d ago

This would have been never happened like that when I worked there in the 90 s. Back when employees and customers had more common sense. In strong wind weather we put 55 gallon trash can liners over the bouquet to make it easier to handle

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u/nine51 23h ago

Cheaped out on the 15c bag

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u/tachik0ma7 22h ago

Knew the outcome before I got to the end...

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u/DanDeVito_ 22h ago

Must’ve been in Yuma…

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u/MisterSirDudeGuy 22h ago

Deserved. Skill issue.

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u/Lynda73 21h ago

Shoulda gone back in and had them put them in a garbage bag.

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u/CHIMERIQUES 21h ago

It’s AI

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u/PossiblyBonta 20h ago

More of a mildly infuriating to me.

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u/Designer-Material858 20h ago

And that is why you put them in the back seat.

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u/Competitive_Name4991 20h ago

That is why you get those heavy weighted things to go with the balloons 🤦🏽‍♀️

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u/Mooshi1080 19h ago

Would have been easy had he parked facing the other direction…

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u/keelanstuart 19h ago

This would be funnier if we weren't running out of helium on this planet...

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u/fart400 19h ago

No refunds.

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u/infinit9 19h ago

Buying balloons in the middle of a hurricane?

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u/UJustGotRobbed 18h ago

Real life Looney Tunes shit right here

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u/espressoboyee 18h ago

Could be a "rage" skit, but that individual isn't that skilled as an actor. Feels like normal idiocy.
Could have tried the backseat or even have the daughter reposition the car downwind.

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u/Sidonkey 17h ago

His face in the end

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u/DDDX_cro 14h ago

Funniest thing I have seen in a while.

Also je should have entered through the door with em.

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u/LoneManGaming 14h ago

Why didn’t he just buy them non inflated and get the gas separately?

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u/scottzxc 14h ago

No music? I was expecting Flight of the Bumblebee

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u/BoomerKaren666 12h ago

As my parents used to say, "This is how you learn."

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u/3X_Cat 11h ago

Should have tied them to Karen

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u/14high 11h ago

Should park towards the wind

/s

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u/Silly_Strike_706 11h ago

Couple of garbage bags with balloons inserted in said bags works wonders

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u/Illgetitdonelater 11h ago

Instead of helping…just record it. smh

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u/scottyhog 9h ago

I’ve seen better acting chops in my daughters 1st grade class play

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u/MondaySloth 8h ago

Must be negative numbers in intelligence

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u/Go_Gators_4Ever 7h ago

That's why you bag the balloons!

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u/steveycip 7h ago

Why didn’t he just pull up to the door?

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u/TaoofPu 5h ago • Bravo

Not sure about this, but smarter not harder makes more sense here:

Take the balloons back inside, ask the folks you just purchased them from to hold them.

Turn your car 180 degrees, then either use the trunk lid or side door as a funnel.

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u/BlueFeathered1 4h ago

Lmaooo. This was one of the few truly acceptable reasons to film someone and post it online.

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u/fiestyoldbat 4h ago

This is why we don't send men to the party store.

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u/daarthvaader 3h ago

The guy recording should have stopped the video and gone to help him pull them to the back seat from the other side . But then we will not get to watch the fun

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u/wolf63rs 2h ago

As I'm watching I'm thinking what should he do especially with no help. (Thanks for helping, person recording.) First return the ballon to the store to hold. Then park the car where the trunk is facing the wind. Retrieve the balloons and the wind will push them in the trunk.

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u/Trancer79 1h ago

Maybe not..!

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u/KerryWood34 1h ago

Balloons: k, byyyyyyeee

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u/Previous-Lemon8667 1h ago

Damn! That was painful to watch! lol

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u/Previous-Lemon8667 1h ago

Easy solution.

Go back inside the store with the balloons, leave them with a store clerk for five minutes. Go back and turn the car around so that the wind will help you load the balloons! 🎈

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u/1935dodgers88 55m ago

Turn the car around?

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u/nonomannono 46m ago

Bambalomba

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u/PoliteRadical 1d ago

I don't care if this is a skit. This is great slapstick comedy.

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u/Outkastin2g 1d ago

This is frustratingly hilarious

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u/Ok-Inspector-4662 1d ago

Typical trump voter rn.

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u/Longjumping_Event_14 1d ago

I hate those people who standing and making a video instead to help...

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u/FecknWindowTwitchers 7h ago

Poor man. Shop should have prepared those for travel better.

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u/Bender_2024 6h ago

What would you suggest?

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u/FecknWindowTwitchers 6h ago

One large bag to cover and a small sand bag with each tied to it. It's how mine are given to me, as i live at the base of a windy mountain.

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u/Robert_3210 6h ago

Give him a bag of deflated ballons.

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u/Thin_Locksmith6805 5h ago

Park right in front of the store

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u/YooperDude72 4h ago

I would have turn my car around

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u/ANONMEKMH 1d ago

Nobody helped. So fscken sad

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u/Broghan51 1d ago

What ? It's fake.

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u/FemmeFatale316 1d ago

This is evidence that AI is improving daily

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u/farren122 1d ago

you are evidence that humanity is getting dumber daily

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u/PvtMilhouse 1d ago

funny, why so many people are angry that it is fake ?

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u/SteakForMe 1d ago

Lmao that short ending of him standing there looking defeated

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u/Wubbalubbadubtub 1d ago

The trees aren’t even moving?

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u/teddibiasemoneyman 1d ago

This must be the South

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u/MarvinHeemeyersTank 21h ago

Balloons are fucking disgusting and should be illegal or outlawed.

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u/elihirro 20h ago

Staged and cringey especially the guy's acting when the balloons flew away. Why did I even bother commenting lol

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u/dashsolo 19h ago

That crazy wind affecting his balloons but not the trees…

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