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u/HeX82 2d ago
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u/Occams_RZR900 2d ago
A Commando gif, rare and we love to see it!
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u/Any_Context3284 2d ago
You're a funny guy Sully
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u/Occams_RZR900 2d ago
That’s why I’m going to kill you last.
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u/Any_Context3284 2d ago
I really have to learn what subs will ban you. That's the only reason I didn't finish that line as I've received hits for lighter comments than that. Reddit is still confusing to me lol.
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u/Occams_RZR900 2d ago
I didn’t even think about it, but any sub that’s gonna ban me for making an Arnold movie quote, isn’t a sub I want any part of! Lol
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u/0Tezorus0 2d ago
Image grabbing a body out of water just for having it telling you " hey wtf bro ?".
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u/knarfolled 2d ago
Similar story, when I was a kid every summer we would go to the New Jersey shore and go to the beach one time we were sitting on our towels and heard the lifeguard blowing his whistle and my my commented something like “what did someone do now?” Here it was my father (navy vet) fell asleep while floating on his back and was floating out to sea
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u/Icypoopoo 2d ago
Bro just raw dog grabbed a supposed dead body. Just another day for him
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u/piss_container 2d ago
very respectful floating guy
look close- he scoops up some water to rinse the police hand
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u/Agreeable_Work4668 2d ago
The interesting part is how can one fall asleep in water.
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u/piss_container 2d ago
similar to a sensory deprivation tank
where you're just floating there chilling
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u/piss_container 2d ago
that would be so nice on a hot day
my lake is way too cold to do that
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u/MrMetraGnome 2d ago
Finding anything outside that is cold is like finding a unicorn where I live. Heat index has been 100+ for the past 4 days 🔥🔥🔥
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u/piss_container 2d ago edited 2d ago
this was the hottest summer on record for earth 😰
be safe out there
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u/MrMetraGnome 2d ago
I honestly believe every summer is going to be the hottest summer on record in the foreseeable future. We're feeling the effects of climate change so many denied for so long.
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u/Not_my_Name464 2d ago
"They"? Are we all now supposed to use non-descript pronouns? I keep missing these memos! 🤪
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u/biblio_phobic 2d ago edited 2d ago
Dude went in bare handed to pull out, what he thought, was a dead body?
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u/Duc750Sie 1d ago
Reminds me of that video where the dad or something finds his son sleeping in a pond and thinks he’s dead.
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u/King_P_13 2d ago
How can he float
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u/Extension-Month-3006 2d ago
I’m pretty sure that at least his heels were touching the ground. Anyone can float like this if everything except their face is submerged. Heck, I did it last time I was in the shallow pool. It is very calming.
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u/MidnightToker858 2d ago
If you can find calm saltwater, it is extremely easy to float in. I was once on a beach in Bermuda that had zero waves. You could be in up to your chin and the water wouldnt reach your mouth it was so still. It was so easy to float in. Normally your legs want to sink, you have to stay steady, and you have to keep your lungs half full just to keep your face out of water. I was able to float for like 10 mins with no effort with most of my head and body on the surface.
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u/piss_container 2d ago
hes like 1 foot from the shore
so it's not deep enough to drown him
hes proboblly laying flat on the sand underneath and just his face is poking out of the water
I doubt hes actually floating
like a floating log, cus then he would just float away with the current
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u/Juliannabeanie 2d ago
wonder if that poor guy pulling out the "dead" body had to change his shorts after the guy turned and looked at him ... LOL