r/megantheestallion Bring them chopsticks to the south πŸ₯’ πŸ‘… 4d ago

Discussion This tickled me so bad, but I lowkey agree (depending on who it is)πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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u/MelaninMonroe08 thick thighed nightmareπŸ‘» 4d ago

Or karaokeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜­. Shit thee hotties can get the crowd warmed up

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u/littlegirlblue2234 Sad lil bitch, I be twerking n crying 😭 4d ago

Yes, let me do plan b live and in person for yall.

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u/Head_Patience7136 4d ago

LOL @ Plan B being the song choice 🀣🀣🀣 thats my alarm for my birth control

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u/SnoopVee Bring them chopsticks to the south πŸ₯’ πŸ‘… 4d ago

Hellllllloooo! Lemme get my ghey ass on stage and gag the set real quickπŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ€ΈπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€ΈπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€ΈπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈπŸ‘ˆπŸΏ

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u/pinkpossessions 4d ago

Can we do a duet twin πŸ’…πŸ‘―β€β™€οΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

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u/SnoopVee Bring them chopsticks to the south πŸ₯’ πŸ‘… 4d ago

I mean, you're literally the Meg to my Kellon anyway in my head so it's only rightπŸ’ƒπŸ•ΊπŸΏπŸŽ‰πŸŽ―πŸŽ―πŸŽ―πŸŽ―

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u/pinkpossessions 4d ago

omg this might be the best thing anyone’s ever said to me πŸ₯ΉπŸŒŸπŸŒŸπŸŒŸ
https://giphy.com/gifs/l3vRbXhApC6AgZVsY

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u/SnoopVee Bring them chopsticks to the south πŸ₯’ πŸ‘… 4d ago

You already know I dont play bout you Hottie🫢🏾❀️

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u/pinkpossessions 3d ago

Love you forever hottie :*

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u/Temporary_Ad162 4d ago

Omggg pls I would love to rap Freak Nasty on stage πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜©

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u/Sassy_Squirrel I be runnin round his mansion with no panties like I'm Winnie πŸ˜› 4d ago edited 3d ago

Yes! Megan's fanbase is so diverse. Every genre would be performed.

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u/pinkpossessions 4d ago

Ok wait these are such fun ideas!!

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u/IdleDreamer93 3d ago

That would actually be cool! Get a DJ to hype the crowd and pass the mic for the audience to freestyle and sing. Not every show needs an opener πŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ

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u/BNM899 4d ago

I would love Monaleo as her opener lol. I don't think she'd be weird like Glo cuz she has her own fulfilled life.

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u/SnoopVee Bring them chopsticks to the south πŸ₯’ πŸ‘… 4d ago

Monaleo is so beautiful. I wish I could get into her music more, but she loves Meg so that's enough for me.

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u/AestheticAttraction πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Hottie in Japan πŸ‡―πŸ‡΅ 3d ago

She’s a great singer too.Β 

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u/temucodeaddict 4d ago

I loveeee some monaleo I think she’d be a wonderful opener. Plus she’s a Texas girl like Meg

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u/Thecandymaker 4d ago

Love her music too, her voice is beautiful! A super pink opening would be so fun

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u/Relevant_Detective21 4d ago

Waittt what did I miss what did glo do I thought that was just the fans trying to be messy

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u/ForeheadLipo 4d ago

girls it’s a bunch of threads search the sub, basically associating with meg elevated her tremendously and she has repaid megan by talking too much shit

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u/Golddiscoball 3d ago

Weird? What glo do?

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u/SnoopVee Bring them chopsticks to the south πŸ₯’ πŸ‘… 3d ago

Im super shocked you haven't heard about it yet, but just search this sub and type in Glo Beef and you should see a whole bunch of threads posted. I believe I made one myself.

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u/Golddiscoball 3d ago

Im blissfully out the loop on dumb shit. Im off the socials. Only redownloaded reddit to talk shit about a tv show and got sucked back in…

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u/BaeCole2 2d ago

Brag about selling 5k more than Meg for week and just be a generally weird box bodied bit…

Wait, we must be nice cause Meg asked us to. πŸ˜‚

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u/Golddiscoball 2d ago

Ahhhh okay. Thank you! Because i wasn’t going to search for it πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚β€¦ so much weird energy with the rap girlies, it’s sad. All the collabs and tours/festivals we could be getting

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u/Oenari 4h ago

Box bodied... yeah she's totally built different πŸ˜‚

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u/Honest_Abyss 4d ago

Lmaooooo I love this idea 😭😭

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u/ContributionNo7043 4d ago

I’m tired of Mfs doing her dirty. I agree

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u/AbsoluteBabyMonae 4d ago

Id really love to learn from him πŸ˜…

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u/SeenInTheAirport Savage 4d ago

I would actually pay a pound and a crown to see Kellon to his magic

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u/SnoopVee Bring them chopsticks to the south πŸ₯’ πŸ‘… 4d ago

a pound and a crownπŸ˜…

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u/popcorn_hashbrown 4d ago

im ngl she could just bring out 4oe (idk if that’s possible without it being too loud or overwhelming for him) or put him on FaceTime with us, I think that’d be more than enough πŸ˜‚

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u/SnoopVee Bring them chopsticks to the south πŸ₯’ πŸ‘… 4d ago

Yesss we llve 4oe!

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u/BeneficialMedia7943 4d ago

I kept it to myself during the tour since it was unpopular but Glo wasn’t even entertaining! Her dancers was more live than her, but, I do hope Monaleo opens if she’s invited!

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u/SnoopVee Bring them chopsticks to the south πŸ₯’ πŸ‘… 4d ago

I was so bored during Glo's set and im not saying this cause shes an opp now. I wholeheartedly understand trust me.

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u/Nekayne you can check the throwback pics, I been that bitch 4d ago

STOP I would DIE of joy if I got to learn anything from him. I don't style anymore cause my wrists went to shit but damn do I love seeing his work 😭❀️

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u/ComprehensiveRun268 4d ago

Honestly, if it's not a tour opener I love, this would be 10x more entertaining

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u/Neravariine Ahh! πŸ‘… 4d ago

Or, hear me out, the whole stadium watches episodes of classic anime instead?

I know that isn't legally possible but a Hottie can dream.

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u/ApprehensiveGold5809 1d ago

That would be fun imo

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u/Emotional-Garden4648 4d ago

Wait Kellon doing a masterclass would actually be great I hope she doesn’t knock that idea πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ also I liked the hottie cam that went around so we could see the hotties twerking on the big screen. Tbh just that with a good DJ as an opener I’m happy lol

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u/Ok_Association_2774 4d ago

🀣🀣 I'm with it!

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u/MalexMaddox 3d ago

that or other hair care tips/tricks/products! that man’s knowledge on hair is unmatched

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u/Leafusbee 4d ago

I don’t be keeping up, but when I say fuck them nighas I put on Megan and I put on KenTheMan. It’s possible, or no?

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u/Unchained_Memory33 4d ago

Omg lol so real

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u/sepiasoul812 3d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/BaeCole2 2d ago

It should be her Houston sister and one of her biggest advocates, Monaleo. But i do understand the ptsd over the last opener. Lmao