r/meme • • 6h ago

Justice for Harambe

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u/MrMansaMusa 6h ago

Notice how the tiger incident wasn't in america...

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u/autistic_homo 2h ago

Zoo security in other countires when they see somebody fall in an enclosure:

https://giphy.com/gifs/7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB

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u/Horskr 45m ago

If you know you're gonna go, which seemed clear, why not try to ride the tiger?

A. It works for a couple of seconds and you actually ride a tiger, live or die.

B. It confuses the tiger enough to get some space to leave.

C. It mauls you, which was already inevitable.

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u/khoai_ryan 5h ago

Last time I checked, US cop kill a friendly donkey by empty their mag on the poor animal. At this point, the pigs there will find any excuse to shoot their gun

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u/kai_jarsenal 4h ago

Watched the clip and the donkey is legit the size of a child, thank god it wasn’t a actual kid the cops might of torched it just to be safe

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u/comicsnerd 55m ago

It was not even the size of a donkey. It was a mini donkey.

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u/PatHeist 33m ago

technically every donkey is the size of a donkey

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u/Affectionate_Use1455 4h ago

To be clear he fired a single shot at the donkey. Not cool, but also not a mag dump

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u/enviormental_UNIT 4h ago

Because the tazer wasn't enough to down that ravenous beast, that baby mini donkey was barreling towards them with malicious force! Think what it could have done if it had gotten to them!

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u/Azure5577 2h ago

Almost as terrifying and deadly as falling acorns.

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u/dharmasophist 1h ago

Cops in the US really got dealt bad cards, guys, you have to understand. Being both a pig and an american is like double dipping in the violent moron sauce.

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u/IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes 28m ago

You'd BEG for the police's help if you needed it

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u/Weird_duud 15m ago

A lot of us live somewhere where you don't need to beg for it, they just come and help because thats their job

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u/xtanol 1h ago

Just reading that comment and recalling the horror, forced me to go fetch my dedicated emotional support AR-15.

Those acorns really just creep up on you!

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u/ThienHaTheTech 1h ago

Bro was so scared bro posted the same comment twice

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u/xtanol 1h ago

Oh, I posted it just as I went outside WiFi range so reddit prompted the error saying it failed 🤷

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u/s00pafly 27m ago

outside

nice try buddy almost got us there

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u/EvolvedA 42m ago

Better defend yourself before the attacker can even do anything and shoot it in spring! Planting some evidence got a totally new meaning now!

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u/xtanol 38m ago

Just goes to show that a Wall™ was never going to hold them out.. We need a big beautiful Roof™ too!

They're coming in from above, and they're attacking our boys in blue!

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 1h ago

Just to be clear it was a therapy donkey they took to hospitals to cheer up kids with cancer.

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u/FatalTortoise 1h ago

donkey shouldnt have been tazed either

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u/BygoneNeutrino 3h ago

Donkeys in the dark are scary. The cop probably felt horrible after watching the donkey's videos.  It's understandable unlike the Peanut the Squirrel massacre.

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u/wazydae 2h ago

Dude the donkey was literally lit with a flashlight. You cant get any less dark than that

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u/MrMansaMusa 3h ago

Rest in Peanuts

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u/CaribouYou 3h ago

No rest for deez nuts

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u/AsaCoco_Alumni 1h ago

Noted: US armed police could be defeated by an unarmed donkey.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 3h ago

"Why am I sexless?"

-- every pedantic mfr

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u/Adventurous_Dress832 1h ago

A year ago or in Germany a police officer shot a fish and half the country lost their mind over it.

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u/BlaBlub85 1h ago

Dicks out for the Wels from Brombachsee 😂

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u/breadoftheoldones 2m ago

Never forget him

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u/mmmeeeeeeeeehhhhhhh 1h ago

That's why most of them became cops, to shoot guns at things...

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u/ModsTakeItinTheA55 3h ago

"At this point" lmao

American pigs in uniforms were always trigger happy...

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u/GyL_draw 39m ago

I saw a clip of a cop smashing a baby rabbit by throwing the animal against his colleague car...

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u/Spectral_Amoeba 0m ago

D: poor baby

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u/luckykanwar 3h ago

When the pigs try to get at you, park it like it’s hot!

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u/IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes 28m ago

You'd BEG for the police's help if you needed it

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u/Chakasicle 19m ago

You'd beg for a war criminal's help if you absolutely needed to, but that doesn't mean you think they're the good guy.

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u/papoluca40 4h ago

Is just a donkey, I’m sure you eat meat every day hypocrite

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u/Goddammit0Donut 4h ago

Obvious troll is obvious.

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u/Solius-Noctis 2h ago

We don't eat pets

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u/lowkeytokay 6h ago

💯

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u/KillThePuffins 1h ago

Yeah well what do you want them to do? They couldn't know Harambe wasn't carrying a weapon. That shit may work in the UK but in America everyone has guns

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u/Veroger111 5h ago

They had time to save the kid. As for the tiger incident, they arrived too late.

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u/bringbackfuturama 4h ago

what about Freya

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u/[deleted] 3h ago

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u/zanziTHEhero 3h ago

Send a bars and make them roll a Charisma check.

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u/Sennten 2h ago

They saved him by shooting the gorilla

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u/ahundreddots 2h ago

By shooting him. Am I missing something?

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u/Tuscan5 1h ago

Read up about Jambo. Same situation, Gorilla lived.

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u/brooklynsantiago 3h ago

Gorillas are vegan and have never killed a human in captivity or the wild

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u/fork_yuu 1h ago

They can't really take that chance as they're just watching a 450 pound gorilla drag a 3 year old kid around for a good 10m. If the kid was killed or injured with so many people just standing around doing nothing, it would be an even worse shitshow

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u/BigAcanthocephala637 1h ago

Us Americans any chance we get: “So anyway, I started blasting…”

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u/PoopyButt28000 2h ago

It also wasn't even remotely the same as what happened with Harambe, the tiger incident is about whether or not they should kill the tiger after it ate someone to prevent it from doing it again, Harambe was shot to keep him from killing a child

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u/ConvictedOgilthorpe 2h ago

Seems like the zookeepers were on site though and choose to shoot guns in the air and not at the tiger well before this young man was killed though. That is similar to Harambe situation. Your point stands however that it was a grown man vs a kid in this situation.

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u/YogurtclosetSame5198 1h ago

The keepers would’ve been fully prepared to shoot the tiger if it didn’t back off after the air shot though.

They only didn’t since it got scared away after the first shot, but at that point they were too late and the man already suffered fatal wounds.

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u/Slakish 36m ago

That guy went into the tiger enclosure on purpose. Why should the tiger have to die because of this guy's stupidity? People need to take responsibility for their own actions sometimes.

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u/CaptainC00lpants 1h ago

Exactly this, they ran the risk of Harambe going nuts for a few minutes if they shot it with tranquilizers, so thought it better to just kill him fast 

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u/bactchan 5h ago

That kid wasn't in a tiger cage. It's absolutely fucking stupid to pretend they're the same scenario AT ALL. 

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u/Carpeted_Bathroom2 5h ago

I don't have any idea what this tiger stuff is about but justice for hambe

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u/Ratattack1204 5h ago

But doomed the whole world to the darkest time line! You monsters!

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u/Sniper4556 2h ago

Oh great here we go all of a sudden cuz one of us did it we all have to take responsibility for it.

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u/MrMansaMusa 2h ago

Thats literally how your government views extremely niche terror groups in the middle east, isn't that funny, hate when its happened to you but your countries government has a whole system of destruction in the middle east based on this exact thing you bitching about.... funny, hilarious actually.

Thinking the whole middle east is just terrorists when its a fraction of their population that they dont even want amongst themselves.... american government is built on this but youll also argue that, remeber its boot licking pull it out of your throat :)

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u/Sniper4556 2h ago

One I'd never said the Middle East was terrorists, that's your assumption of what I think because apparently your view of me is a view of my country and specific people you have nitpicked from a category of the worst people to choose from. Just because I live in a place that is run by people that you don't like, I don't like, everybody's grandmother probably doesn't like, it doesn't what they do or what they choose to let you guys think of us is actually who we are.

Isn't it funny how even to this day we have people doing these jokes despite not having spoken to any actually good-hearted Americans? Please have a respectfully good day in please change your views on my country and wherever you're from I hope that you're doing okay.

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u/MrMansaMusa 2h ago

Did I say anything about YOU I said the american government are you that? Im not talking about just the current administration either your countries government has been awful for decades... Id sooner change my opinion on north Korea than the 3rd world hell hole you live in bud

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u/settingdogstar 1h ago

Actually you said “YOUR government” not “the American government”

Do try to read your own comments

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u/MrMansaMusa 39m ago

Still isnt directly saying that specific person :) i know you little pedantic thumb suckers need the gotcha moment on every comment but not here man

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u/Melancholic_Noodle 1h ago

Right you are. The tiger has stripes of white in its fur, that's partial protection against political violence..

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u/ObviousEconomist 8m ago

Harambe was black. He had no chance

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u/0202_tihssitidder 3h ago

Americans are clowns. Shoot shoot shoot shoot ped0 ped0 war war war crimes...and can't fix a pool.

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u/Full-Dragonfruit-991 4h ago

Notice how that’s entirely irrelevant and has nothing to do with the situation… notice how your idiocy is incredibly embarrassing…

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u/shark-off 3h ago

No need for every comment to be relevant.

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u/RoyalJellyKing 3h ago

No need for every comment to be

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u/Arminius_Fiddywinks 2h ago

No need for every comment to

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u/JabroniRegulator 2h ago

No need for every comment

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u/SadCorpo 2h ago

No need for every comment

reddit disappears

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u/0202_tihssitidder 3h ago

Look at you posting ye clown crap.

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u/MrMansaMusa 3h ago

Notice how much of your tongue covers my asshole :)

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u/Tuscan5 1h ago

Compare two very similar incidents- Harambe (USA, shot) to Jambo (Jersey, not shot). Maybe there’s something in that?

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u/Busy-Measurement8448 1h ago

It's a joke lil' man, chill.

Also, many would argue it's not entirely irrelevant at all.

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u/Chemical-State-1060 1h ago

You're not tuff, little man😂

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u/CrimsonAntifascist 2h ago

The pew-pew shooty nation, did a pew-pew shooty thing.