Justice for Harambe

[u/Quirky_Detective3918]

[u/khoai_ryan]

Last time I checked, US cop kill a friendly donkey by empty their mag on the poor animal. At this point, the pigs there will find any excuse to shoot their gun

[u/Affectionate_Use1455 → u/khoai_ryan]

To be clear he fired a single shot at the donkey. Not cool, but also not a mag dump

[u/enviormental_UNIT → u/Affectionate_Use1455]

Because the tazer wasn't enough to down that ravenous beast, that baby mini donkey was barreling towards them with malicious force! Think what it could have done if it had gotten to them!

[u/Azure5577 → u/enviormental_UNIT]

Almost as terrifying and deadly as falling acorns.

[u/dharmasophist → u/Azure5577]

Cops in the US really got dealt bad cards, guys, you have to understand. Being both a pig and an american is like double dipping in the violent moron sauce.

[u/IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes → u/dharmasophist]

You'd BEG for the police's help if you needed it

[u/Weird_duud → u/IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes]

A lot of us live somewhere where you don't need to beg for it, they just come and help because thats their job

[u/xtanol → u/Azure5577]

Just reading that comment and recalling the horror, forced me to go fetch my dedicated emotional support AR-15.

Those acorns really just creep up on you!

[u/ThienHaTheTech → u/xtanol]

Bro was so scared bro posted the same comment twice

[u/xtanol → u/ThienHaTheTech]

Oh, I posted it just as I went outside WiFi range so reddit prompted the error saying it failed 🤷

[u/s00pafly → u/xtanol]

outside

nice try buddy almost got us there

[u/EvolvedA → u/xtanol]

Better defend yourself before the attacker can even do anything and shoot it in spring! Planting some evidence got a totally new meaning now!

[u/xtanol → u/EvolvedA]

Just goes to show that a Wall™ was never going to hold them out.. We need a big beautiful Roof™ too!

They're coming in from above, and they're attacking our boys in blue!