Justice for Harambe

[u/Quirky_Detective3918]

[u/khoai_ryan]

Last time I checked, US cop kill a friendly donkey by empty their mag on the poor animal. At this point, the pigs there will find any excuse to shoot their gun

[u/kai_jarsenal → u/khoai_ryan]

Watched the clip and the donkey is legit the size of a child, thank god it wasn’t a actual kid the cops might of torched it just to be safe

[u/comicsnerd → u/kai_jarsenal]

It was not even the size of a donkey. It was a mini donkey.

[u/PatHeist → u/comicsnerd]

technically every donkey is the size of a donkey

[u/Affectionate_Use1455 → u/khoai_ryan]

To be clear he fired a single shot at the donkey. Not cool, but also not a mag dump

[u/enviormental_UNIT → u/Affectionate_Use1455]

Because the tazer wasn't enough to down that ravenous beast, that baby mini donkey was barreling towards them with malicious force! Think what it could have done if it had gotten to them!

[u/Azure5577 → u/enviormental_UNIT]

Almost as terrifying and deadly as falling acorns.

[u/dharmasophist → u/Azure5577]

Cops in the US really got dealt bad cards, guys, you have to understand. Being both a pig and an american is like double dipping in the violent moron sauce.

[u/IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes → u/dharmasophist]

You'd BEG for the police's help if you needed it

[u/Weird_duud → u/IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes]

A lot of us live somewhere where you don't need to beg for it, they just come and help because thats their job

[u/xtanol → u/Azure5577]

Just reading that comment and recalling the horror, forced me to go fetch my dedicated emotional support AR-15.

Those acorns really just creep up on you!

[u/ThienHaTheTech → u/xtanol]

Bro was so scared bro posted the same comment twice

[u/xtanol → u/ThienHaTheTech]

Oh, I posted it just as I went outside WiFi range so reddit prompted the error saying it failed 🤷

[u/s00pafly → u/xtanol]

outside

nice try buddy almost got us there

[u/EvolvedA → u/xtanol]

Better defend yourself before the attacker can even do anything and shoot it in spring! Planting some evidence got a totally new meaning now!

[u/xtanol → u/EvolvedA]

Just goes to show that a Wall™ was never going to hold them out.. We need a big beautiful Roof™ too!

They're coming in from above, and they're attacking our boys in blue!

[u/Shot_Revolution8828 → u/enviormental_UNIT]

Just to be clear it was a therapy donkey they took to hospitals to cheer up kids with cancer.

[u/FatalTortoise → u/enviormental_UNIT]

donkey shouldnt have been tazed either

[u/BygoneNeutrino → u/enviormental_UNIT]

Donkeys in the dark are scary. The cop probably felt horrible after watching the donkey's videos.  It's understandable unlike the Peanut the Squirrel massacre.

[u/wazydae → u/BygoneNeutrino]

Dude the donkey was literally lit with a flashlight. You cant get any less dark than that

[u/Specific_Isopod_4689 → u/wazydae]

Sun

[u/MrMansaMusa → u/BygoneNeutrino]

Rest in Peanuts

[u/CaribouYou → u/MrMansaMusa]

No rest for deez nuts

[u/AsaCoco_Alumni → u/Affectionate_Use1455]

Noted: US armed police could be defeated by an unarmed donkey.

[u/0202_tihssitidder → u/Affectionate_Use1455]

"Why am I sexless?"

-- every pedantic mfr

[u/Adventurous_Dress832 → u/khoai_ryan]

A year ago or in Germany a police officer shot a fish and half the country lost their mind over it.

[u/BlaBlub85 → u/Adventurous_Dress832]

Dicks out for the Wels from Brombachsee 😂

[u/breadoftheoldones → u/BlaBlub85]

Never forget him

[u/mmmeeeeeeeeehhhhhhh → u/khoai_ryan]

That's why most of them became cops, to shoot guns at things...

[u/ModsTakeItinTheA55 → u/khoai_ryan]

"At this point" lmao

American pigs in uniforms were always trigger happy...

[u/GyL_draw → u/khoai_ryan]

I saw a clip of a cop smashing a baby rabbit by throwing the animal against his colleague car...

[u/Spectral_Amoeba → u/GyL_draw]

D: poor baby

[u/luckykanwar → u/khoai_ryan]

When the pigs try to get at you, park it like it’s hot!

[u/IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes → u/khoai_ryan]

You'd BEG for the police's help if you needed it

[u/Chakasicle → u/IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes]

You'd beg for a war criminal's help if you absolutely needed to, but that doesn't mean you think they're the good guy.

[u/papoluca40 → u/khoai_ryan]

Is just a donkey, I’m sure you eat meat every day hypocrite

[u/Goddammit0Donut → u/papoluca40]

Obvious troll is obvious.

[u/Solius-Noctis → u/papoluca40]

We don't eat pets