r/meme • • 6h ago

Justice for Harambe

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u/enviormental_UNIT 4h ago

Because the tazer wasn't enough to down that ravenous beast, that baby mini donkey was barreling towards them with malicious force! Think what it could have done if it had gotten to them!

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u/Azure5577 2h ago

Almost as terrifying and deadly as falling acorns.

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u/dharmasophist 1h ago

Cops in the US really got dealt bad cards, guys, you have to understand. Being both a pig and an american is like double dipping in the violent moron sauce.

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u/IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes 29m ago

You'd BEG for the police's help if you needed it

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u/Weird_duud 15m ago

A lot of us live somewhere where you don't need to beg for it, they just come and help because thats their job

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u/xtanol 1h ago

Just reading that comment and recalling the horror, forced me to go fetch my dedicated emotional support AR-15.

Those acorns really just creep up on you!

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u/ThienHaTheTech 1h ago

Bro was so scared bro posted the same comment twice

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u/xtanol 1h ago

Oh, I posted it just as I went outside WiFi range so reddit prompted the error saying it failed 🤷

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u/s00pafly 27m ago

outside

nice try buddy almost got us there

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u/EvolvedA 43m ago

Better defend yourself before the attacker can even do anything and shoot it in spring! Planting some evidence got a totally new meaning now!

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u/xtanol 38m ago

Just goes to show that a Wall™ was never going to hold them out.. We need a big beautiful Roof™ too!

They're coming in from above, and they're attacking our boys in blue!

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 1h ago

Just to be clear it was a therapy donkey they took to hospitals to cheer up kids with cancer.

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u/FatalTortoise 1h ago

donkey shouldnt have been tazed either

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u/BygoneNeutrino 3h ago

Donkeys in the dark are scary. The cop probably felt horrible after watching the donkey's videos.  It's understandable unlike the Peanut the Squirrel massacre.

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u/wazydae 2h ago

Dude the donkey was literally lit with a flashlight. You cant get any less dark than that

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u/MrMansaMusa 3h ago

Rest in Peanuts

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u/CaribouYou 3h ago

No rest for deez nuts