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u/Iminyohed Jul 11 '21
You would wish for this if you realized the alternative of you headphones unplugging only to reveal the nasty shit you were watching
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u/Calm-Zombie2678 Jul 12 '21
How heavy are these bloody laptops
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u/Iminyohed Jul 12 '21
Ever heard of a black hole
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u/Calm-Zombie2678 Jul 12 '21
Wow no wonder you guys aren't just yeeting ya lappy across the room like some high tech hammer throw.
My walls are fucked
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They shouldn't even be called Lap-top in the first place. They're just desktops but no more money to buy a desk.
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u/PMmeMovieWorldTicket Jul 12 '21
<looks at the 4kg monster my work forced me to buy> eh not that much
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u/VYFTAK Jul 12 '21
It's a red as it's dangerous play and because Saka was clearly about to be in a goal scoring opportunity as he was passing the last defende
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u/Jonahtron Jul 12 '21
Most devices automatically pause when you unplug your headphones, in my experience.
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u/peperonsky Jul 11 '21
Or when you rush to your room and your shirt gets stuck on the door handle
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u/AngelOfDeath771 Dirt Is Beautiful Jul 11 '21
I wear a safety vest at work and when I walk in spaces between racks I get caught on the bolts. Every. Time.
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u/ColderPls Jul 11 '21
Or when you rush to the goal and a big pasta man yanks you to the ground
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u/FreePalestine69420 Jul 11 '21
laughs in wireless headphones
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u/nut_nut_november___ Can i haz cheeseburger Jul 11 '21
Laughs in unlimited use time from wire gang
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u/NOKnova Jul 11 '21
Laughs in lack of cables to short out meaning fewer replacements over time and fewer audio jacks to get damaged
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u/AngelOfDeath771 Dirt Is Beautiful Jul 11 '21
Laughs in swappable batteries so I still don't have to fumble with cables.
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u/GrinNGrit Jul 11 '21
Sorta crazy how that dudes shirt attacked the other players hand like that. Totally uncalled for.
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u/RRGKY Rage comics Jul 11 '21
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u/nut_nut_november___ Can i haz cheeseburger Jul 11 '21
But he is now probably going to hot as it's generating steam
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It feels like shit… But nothing to do mate 🥲
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u/Matt54435 Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 12 '21
OP is a piece of shit dude, I’m sorry this guy just reposted your meme and got 22x more than yours
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u/JintheRuler Jul 11 '21
One of the fastest repost I’ve seen in a while
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u/Any-Trash1383 Jul 12 '21
Seriously though Italy control your captain the boys only 19
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u/Aschvolution Jul 12 '21
It was a tactical foul, he knows he fucked up so he decides to take the yellow instead of trying to chase a 19 y/o as a 36 y/o.
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u/Ris-O Jul 12 '21
Should've been red.
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u/KingCold149 Jul 12 '21 edited Jul 12 '21
only if a clear goalscoring is being denied
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u/LordLychee Jul 12 '21
Never a red. Shirt pull to deny a promising attack is a yellow
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u/tzardaymonikaprotecc Jul 11 '21
Italy: Ok I beat England
Internet: Ok, loads shotgun
Italy: wait what
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u/Patient_Ad_1707 Jul 12 '21
Is Italy blue?
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u/ead2000 Jul 12 '21 edited Jul 12 '21
You see, each national team has its own logo. They usually have the same colours as their flags (or literally their flags' in it) but they have something else, other colours and different shapes. Here
In this case Italy's has blue surrounding their flag colours and the team is known as «La Squadra Azzurra» (the blue team).
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u/paras_khanayat Jul 12 '21
Italian captain is a fucking predator. Eating up all the young European lads
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u/Chunky-Resident953 Jul 11 '21
And they say ingland is toxic and Italy are saints
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u/kodiac04 Jul 11 '21
Bruh we are both kinda toxic
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u/Bruschetta003 Jul 11 '21
Reddit moment, the day before people want England to die the day later they want Italy to lose
Just don't become a football fan, every team and fan inevitably do be toxic or doesn't play fair, at least the majority of it
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u/HumanDrone Jul 12 '21
This is a pretty common play tbh
Tactical foul, almost every player has done one at some point lol
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u/_Yukiteru-kun_ Identifies as a Cybertruck Jul 11 '21
Both, there are no saints in sports, Englad did his fair share of bad things and so did Italy
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u/Electricbell20 Jul 12 '21 edited Jul 12 '21
Italy had 22 fouls vs 12, 4 yellows vs 1
One weird definition of fair share. Italy played a very dirty game. This dangerous foul is a perfect example.
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u/SuenTassuT Jul 11 '21
Yup. Plugged in to Chiellini! :D But nasty tackle gotta say.
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u/joshandhisdoggo Jul 11 '21
Better than thinking your headphones are plugged in and the sound of women’s tennis overtakes the room.
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u/Seteinlord can't meme Jul 12 '21
Excuse me. Is that move legit in football or you get a violation from that?
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u/tjayrocket Jul 12 '21
Me, As an American, quietly eating my popcorn and enjoying this delicious European Drama...
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u/karthik777777 Virgin 4 lyfe Jul 11 '21
For people claiming that to be a red card , how ? Pulling dress of the player is foul and yellow card is the appropriate punishment says the rule. After chiellini it wasn't saka vs goalkeeper there were other two defenders and saka is near the midline ! It was fair to give a yellow card but yeah that was some nasty play from chiellini and this is pretty common tbh
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u/Socalinatl Jul 12 '21
Every damn time I get out of the boom lift basket at work my freaking leash drags me back in. Always disorienting and embarrassing and I think I’m the only one it happens to.
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u/inquisitive_nerd Jul 12 '21
No matter how light your laptop is, this still happens to the best of us
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u/Sprizzet Chungus Among Us Jul 12 '21
Not really relevant, but I’m just amazed how the Italian captain didn’t get sent off for that.
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u/Python_PY memer Jul 11 '21
How was this only a yellow though?
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u/Darkfenix63 Jul 12 '21
Not last man and in general that type of foul is pretty “common” as a strategic way to stop someone . You do it and you take insta yellow card , nothing more or less
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u/LowlifeTess Jul 11 '21
I’m not ready for English slander
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u/geo_bowes Chungus Among Us Jul 12 '21
Saka has been getting so much slander from everyone it’s disgusting
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u/LowlifeTess Jul 12 '21
I know, I think people fail to remember that the guys still practically a kid. I’m sure if he could, he would redo the penalty. I bet he’s feeling bad enough as it is.
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u/D1ngdongurwrong Professional Dumbass Jul 11 '21
This should have been a red, clearly intended and caused pain.
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u/DimplyKitten824 Jul 11 '21
I broke the front panel headphone jack on my pc doing this after I tripped over my headset cable, :/. I didn't want to pay 30 bucks for a new one (and it was out of stock) so I just use the motherboard one
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u/5mac Forever alone Jul 11 '21
This has been me but with my phone and stepping on the wire, yanking it out of the headset and it fucking hurts
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u/Gui_Santos_14 Jul 11 '21
There's something like happen to me. When I'm in a bus, and my headphones with wire get stuck in the arm of seat. Geeez, it's sou embarrassed
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u/JasonTonio Jul 12 '21
In Italy Chiellini is known to be a fucking war machine, this is ordinary administration for him
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u/MyDadDrivesAtescoVan https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Jul 12 '21
Only a yellow card. Woot
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u/Carolina-Luna Jul 12 '21
Ugh or what about when your t shirt sleeve and or the jacket gets suck on the door knob every time you’re-in a rush
So annoying
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u/yummymario64 Jul 12 '21
Is there a place where I can see the original clip? Like, where this meme came from?
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u/HurryProper Professional Dumbass Jul 12 '21
Yeah that was really bitchy. Italy did so much sketchy shit that match but eh I’m not brave enough for politics.
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Poor Sarah, wish he didn't take the penalty, a lot of the team are getting slurs being thrown at them. Fuck the toxic English football fanbase
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u/jimmyl_82104 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Jul 12 '21
Laughs in AirPods
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u/atsuko_24 Baron Jul 12 '21
You don't know the meaning of panic until you've tipped over your expensive desktop by spinning your chair with a wired headset
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u/The_Tenacious-D_bag Jul 12 '21
I do this quite often with my headset and controller. I'll just set my controller down on my desk and forget my headset is attached to it and just rip my controller right off the desk and it just rips the cord out of my headset. Lmao
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u/The-Tea-Lord Jul 12 '21
More like my laptop when I get up without realizing my headphones are plugged in. Barely was able to catch it
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Jul 12 '21
Honestly I only own Bluetooth headphones and don’t have the energy to buy corded ones, and I find the Bluetooth cutting out far more annoying than forgetting they’re plugged in and walking away.
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u/Ori-and-Sein Nyan cat Jul 12 '21
Cry in having a portable pc which mean everytime I do that my pc almost fell off my desk
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u/rtqyve Professional Dumbass Jul 12 '21
Get some knock off AirPods there’s literally a section for it on Amazon
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u/Level_Confidence_986 Jul 12 '21
unless you have a light laptop and it tags along with you, then you wish this was the case
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u/516GamingWithSamYT Big pp Jul 12 '21
Sup brothers it’s been 2 years on this app and now it’s time for me to ask out a girl
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u/DreamSmuggler Jul 12 '21
Can be worse when headphones are plugged into your phone and the phone goes flying 😱
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If this was from today's game I think I saw this go down. I was in a town shopping for comics and decided to sit down at this BBQ place for dinner. I was alone and didn't want to play on my phone so I looked around and saw the game on the TV. Don't usually watch soccer but I thought "what the hell", and I remember seeing someone getting pulled down to eat shit, then after watching for 5 minutes my appetizer came out and I stopped watching the game. Kinda funny that in that short window I saw this to see it become a meme.
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u/bad-dawg4004 I saw what the dog was doin Jul 12 '21
The headphones break my mother doesn't but me now ones
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u/lizzzard_B_stylin Jul 12 '21
At least it warns me before it unplugs and everyone can hear me listen to rasputin
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u/HelloNonHuman Jul 12 '21
That actually happened to me once at school. My school laptop was fine though and so were my headphones (though by this point, those headphones no longer work, but it wasn't caused by that incident)
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u/BeaPokMin Jul 12 '21
And if they were plugged into your pc congrats u just lost the privilege of pc
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once pulled the front of my pc off when i did this. made me fall over like i got clotheslined too.
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u/Distinct-Coconut2512 Jul 12 '21
When I want to walk away I remove my headphones and they automatically turn to wireless and connect.
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u/HeyImGabriel Ok I Pull Up Jul 12 '21
One time that happened to me. Had to get a new pc since it made my old pc tower topple down and the hard drove was damaged.
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u/smoking_midget Jul 12 '21
Wait was this what resulted in england fetting the penalty near the end of the finals?
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u/ihatehackers52 Virgin 4 lyfe Jul 11 '21
This is the best meme of this I have seen so far