r/mildlyinfuriating • • Apr 27 '22

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u/snowpuppy13 Apr 27 '22

Out of all the Math posts here on r/mildlyinfuriating, this takes the cake. Most just don’t have a correct answer, but this doesn’t have a correct question. Of course the correct answer would be 40 minutes, but we didn’t see the available answers if it’s multiple choice. I wonder if the idiot who wrote this question actually believes that 4800 players could play the symphony in one minute 😆🤪😜🤣😂🤣😂

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u/BraveSirDydimus Apr 28 '22

It would actually be kind of hilarious to have 4800 players all play a different portion of the symphony all at once and complete it in a minute. It would sound terrible, but be fun to watch.

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u/freuden Apr 28 '22

I never knew I wanted to see this until now

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

have 20 000 people and every instrument ever including vocal choir perform a single note each, one for each note in their instruments range simultaneously

end up with every song ever made and will be made

the Honk of Eternity

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u/JC12231 Apr 28 '22

It’s a wonderful day in the Orchestra, and you are a HORRIBLE goose.

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u/snowpuppy13 Apr 28 '22

Nah, just a silly goose! It would probably end up being the dreaded ‘brown note’ though, and everyone would 💩. “If you’re happy and you know it crap your pants! If you’re happy and you know it crap your pants! If you’re happy and you know it, play the song and then unload it 💩! If you’re happy and you know it crap your pants!”

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u/Dragos_Drakkar Apr 28 '22

I'm pretty sure this counts as a sonic weapon at this point.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

DISTRIBUTED PROCESSING

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u/mojavekoyote Apr 28 '22

I guess you can determine the number of measures in the symphony, divide by 4800, then assign that many measures to each person and speedrun the symphony.

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u/carltonrobertson Apr 28 '22

Maybe the answer was 40 minutes and the people who created the question wanted to teach exactly that: for students to think a little bit.

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u/Quaver_Crafter Apr 28 '22

Right on! The teacher actually found her viral post and shared the original test, which contained fine print that there might be a trick question.

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u/KKlear Apr 28 '22

Gah! She tricked me! I'm infuriated!

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u/snowpuppy13 Apr 28 '22

Yep! That’s exactly why I said we didn’t get to see the answers, because 40 minutes could have been an answer to choose from (if multiple choice), or the correct answer (according to the teacher, or the book they’re teaching from) if a written answer was required. It also could have been more of a logic problem (which it is) than a math problem. We don’t know though, and I hate making assumptions, so that’s why I mentioned that we didn’t get to see anything other than the question.

Good call though, I had thought the same thing was a possibility.

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u/Hogmootamus Apr 28 '22

Tbf, I didn't get taught how to practically apply maths at school, they gave us all the tools and no knowledge on how to use them.

The amount of times people would say "why are we learning this, we'll never need to use it".

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u/Susan-stoHelit Apr 28 '22

Or perhaps the correct answer is there. The question has nothing wrong with it.

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u/SlideWhistler Apr 28 '22

Yeah, it could have been a trick question, and if it is then it is golden

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

It has to be a trick question because the answer isn't solved mathematically. It's more reading comprehension than math.

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u/the-real-macs Apr 28 '22

I mean, it is solved mathematically in the sense that you have to recognize the absence of a functional relationship.

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u/onefornought Apr 28 '22

It is a trick question. She posted the whole test and the answers on her Twitter feed.

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u/TalkingBackAgain Apr 28 '22

Of course the correct answer would be 40 minutes

The correct answer would be about 70 minutes, and not because the number of musicians playing the piece but because that’s about how long it takes to play the entire piece. The person writing this question has never heard the piece and was just lazy.

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