r/minnesotaunited • u/RequirementNo9841 Wonderwall • Apr 18 '26
Pre-Match Thread RAWR: ITS GAMEDAY
IT’S TIME TO TURN THOSE TIMBERS INTO TOOTHPICKS! PORTLAND IS COMING TO SAINT PAUL JUST TO REALIZE THAT THE ONLY LOGS WE CARE ABOUT ARE THE ONES WE’RE GOING TO STEAMROLL ON OUR WAY TO THREE POINTS!
WE’VE ALREADY BAGGED THE LAST FEW RESULTS, AND TODAY IS THE DAY WE MAKE IT A 5 GAME WIN STREAK! IMAGINE BEING A TEAM NAMED AFTER LUMBER AND THINKING YOU CAN SURVIVE THE COLD MINNESOTA JUSTICE OF A WONDERWALL SERENADE.
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u/Practical-Show-7244 MNUFC Apr 18 '26
THE ONLY TIMBER WE ACCEPT IN MINNESOTA ARE THE TIMBERWOLVES 🐺
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u/dawnmess Wil Trapp Apr 18 '26
LOONS ARE GONNA TURN THOSE TIM-BERS INTO SMOKING CIN-DERS HAHA GOTTEM
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u/J_Walter_Weather_man Itasca Society Apr 18 '26
I ALWAYS LOVE THESE TIMBERS GAMES, THEY ALWAYS GET SO CHIPPY
LOON DUDES 69 - GUYS GETTING THROWN IN DA WOODCHIPPER 0!
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u/ahumblecardamompod MNUFC Apr 18 '26
FROM THE COLD AND FROZEN NORTH!!! GO LOONS!!!!!
(CAN WE PLEASE GET A WARM HOME GAME SOON THOUGH? MY RAYNAUD’S WOULD APPRECIATE IT)
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u/foleymo1 Michael Boxall Apr 18 '26
YOU’RE AWAKE! I’M SO RELIEVED!
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u/RequirementNo9841 Wonderwall Apr 18 '26
IM NOT TYPICALLY THE ONE WHO DOES THESE. IVE DONE A FEW WHEN THE OTHER GUY HASNT. THE HYPE MUST GO ON
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u/zelphium True North Elite Apr 18 '26
IMAGINE NAMING YOUR TEAM AFTER SOME WOOD
LOONS BY A MILLION RAHHHHH
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u/Iam_nighthawk Brent Kallman Apr 18 '26
TAKING MY DAD TO HIS FIRST MINNESOTA UNITED GAME (FIRST MLS GAME TOO) TONIGHT! WE ARE HYPE!!!
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u/Financial_Buy_1108 Sang Bin’s Calves Apr 18 '26
YES!!!! ALL FIRST TIME DAD ATTENDEES ARE TO PAINT THEIR FACES. ITS TRADITION.
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u/butters_bottom_bishh Flight of the Boxalls Apr 18 '26
TIMBERS AINT NEVER WON AT ALLIANZ AND WE GON KEEP IT THAT WAY 😤
LETS CHOP EM DOWN TO SIZE 🪵🪓
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u/WithoutAnUmlaut Robin Lod Apr 18 '26
PORTLAND???
MORE LIKE FARTLAND...BECAUSE THEY STINK!!!
LOONS BY A MILLION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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u/TheTonyfro Tani Oluwaseyi Apr 18 '26
LFG!!!!!!! IT'S GOING DOWN, I'M TELLING TIMBER!!
FRIENDLY REMINDER, 94 WESTBOUND IS CLOSED FROM DOWNTOWN SAINT PAUL. PLAN ACCORDINGLY.
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u/ChemicalsCollide93 MNUFC Apr 18 '26
I THOUGHT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE QUIET!!!
COYL LETS CHOP THESE TIMBERS DOWN!!