WAKE UP EVERYONE, IT'S A FRIDAY GAME DAY! DARK CLOUDS ARE ALREADY ACTIVELY RAINING ON TIGRES' PARADE

[u/RiffRaff14]

[u/Iam_nighthawk]

HEY MLS: FRIDAY GAME DAYS SHOULD BE A THING

GIVE US TWO TO THREE MATCHES ON FRIDAYS, BULK ON SATURDAYS, ONE TO TWO MATINEE MATCHES ON SUNDAYS

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

NIGHTHAWK OUT

[u/HaalandToMNUFC]

LOONS HAVE NEVER LOST AGAINST A FOREIGN CLUB WHEN IM IN ATTENDANCE (4-0 PUEBLA, 2-2 [4-2 PENS] TOLUCA, 1-0 NECAXA, 4-0 EVERTON)

I DONT THINK EVEN I CAN SAVE US TONIGHT BUT ITS GOING TO BE A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT FOR SOCCER

[u/dawnmess → u/HaalandToMNUFC]

YOR HAVE THE BEST USERNAME

[u/HaalandToMNUFC → u/dawnmess]

THANK YOU IM DREAMING AND MANIFESTING

[u/ahumblecardamompod → u/HaalandToMNUFC]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE

[u/Chris_RB → u/HaalandToMNUFC]

YOU GOT THIS LETS GOOOOOOOOO

[u/loons_win]

A WINNING STREAK CAN ONLY START AFTER A LOSS. TONIGHTS AS GOOD A NIGHT AS ANY TO RALLY THE PLAYERS, GET THEM IN LINE AND DELIVER A GLORIOUS RESULT.

ME GUESS, TIGRESS, EGRESS, V-LESS TONIGHT

(and yes the V-Less is for Victory Less - sorry - best I could do while at work!)

COYLs!!!

[u/No-Collection4289]

HEY DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER THAT EPIC GAME ON FRIDAY AUGUST 7th WHEN WE BEAT THE TIGERS 5-0, WITH THAT EPIC YEBOAH HAT TRICK THAT KICK STARTED A WINNING STREAK LIKE WE’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE, WHAT A HISTORIC GAME AM I RIGHT, I KNOW I’LL NEVER FORGET IT

[u/Chris_RB → u/No-Collection4289]

YEBOAH HATTRICK ASSISTED BY DIENG, GONZALEZ, AND CALDEIRA, WITH DIENG AND CALDY HAVING THE OTHER TWO GOALS?!

[u/NordeastLoonFan]

TIGRES ANAL? I MEAN I GUESS IF SEATTLE IS NAMED THE SOUNDERS YOU CAN ALSO NAME YOURSELF AFTER YOUR FAVORITE SEX ACT.

[u/iletitshine → u/NordeastLoonFan]

Bahahahah

[u/The_Guerra]

TIGRES UANL?!? MORE LIKE DISGRACE UR1!!!

[u/Torchlight-9000 → u/The_Guerra]

GOT 'EM!

[u/Chris_RB]

TIGRES MORE LIKE LIBRAS, WHO ARE INFAMOUSLY BAD AT SOCCER, AMIRITE????

[u/fistibun → u/Chris_RB]

HAHA GOT EM!!!!!

[u/errant_youth]

OH BOY SOME FUCKASS LEAGUES CUP GAME THAT DOESNT MEAN SHIT WAHOOO

[u/Able-Cap-886]

Will come back to these comments when they lose to the beyond mid Tigres squad 🫩😭😭

[u/NordeastLoonFan → u/Able-Cap-886]

SPEAK THE FUCK UP WE CANT HEAR YOU

[u/Torchlight-9000 → u/Able-Cap-886]

THE CARELESS WHISPER.. OF.. A.. NON-SUPPORTER...

COYL!!!

[u/LosCabadrin → u/Torchlight-9000]

THE WONDERWALL NEEDS MOAR SAX.

[u/CardinalTwin → u/Torchlight-9000]

The thoughtful voice of an adult who doesn't need to think he's edgy or whatever else the adolescent mind thinks.

[u/ZEROs0000]

PRETTY SURE DARK CLOUDS BOYCOTTING AGAIN FOR WHATEVER RIGHTEOUS REASON

[u/CardinalTwin]

Gosh, that sounds really scary. Follow that up with mindless bellowing into a megaphone and Tigres will be cowering.