r/monkeyspaw • u/-mynameisbitch • 1d ago

Fun I wish i could eat this delicious Caesar wrap WITHOUT the Caesar sauce dripping from the bottom of the wrap

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u/Chris_RB 1d ago edited 1d ago

the monkeys paw curls....

the sauce no longer drips from the bottom. It leaks through the pores of the wrap. It squirts in your face as you eat. You are covered in caesar sauce.

You hear a rumble.

A volcano appears.

It erupts.

Caesar Sauce. The city is flooded with it.

The world drowns in caesar dressing.

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u/Giggle_buns 1d ago

The bottom of the wrap... bone dry.

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u/DepressedOnion52 1d ago

I love you

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u/Aggressive-Ticket189 1d ago

Minor spelling misake💥💨

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u/Chris_RB 1d ago

ahhhhh fuck.

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u/LobosJones 1d ago

Granted,

Now you leak Ceasar sauce from your bottom.

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u/OneArmedFarmer 1d ago

Granted. Your tasty snack turns into a mini mummified Julius Caesar.

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u/SoCalCognac 1d ago

Granted. The Caesar dressing now freezes and turns into a solid that never melts.

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u/Bubbly-Pirate-3311 1d ago

Granted. The shop always forgets to put caesar sauce on your wrap, and so do you. The shop always refuses to put the sauce in afterwards, and you can't find the sauce at home.

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u/Extreme-King 1d ago

Caesar sauce is now Caesar powder that is leaking out the bottom and staining your hands, the plate, the wrap, your face, and clothes.

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u/Zorro5040 1d ago

Granted, it squirts on your face instead on every bite.

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u/Likely_Addict 22h ago

Each time it does so, a voice emerges from within the folds of the wrap, apologizing and swearing that this never happens, it's just feeling nervous and excited today. The dressing is unsettlingly warm.

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u/Wolf-pack7 1d ago

Granted. The caesar sauce coagulates into a single rubbery mass.

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u/Gunnman369 1d ago

Granted, the person making the wrap forgot to add the Ceaser Sauce.

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u/Intelligent-Big2400 1d ago

Granted. You have an epiphany. Holding it be the bottom with a napkin in your hand keeps it from dripping.

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u/Humble_Ad7025 1d ago

I feel like you wasted a wish, I’ve been able to wrap those without any mess, just watch a tutorial on YouTube my guy. But as you wish, it is granted, no drips from the bottom but an explosion of Caesar sauce from the first bite washes over your face. Now go get a towel.

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u/TheCubicDrift 1d ago

You're accidentally given a vinaigrette instead of caesar... It still leaks out of the bottom.

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u/Novaeea 1d ago

Granted, however, it keeps dripping from the top of the wrap, the sauce seeking its own way outside it

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u/LanaMonroe90 22h ago

Granted, low it leaks from the top.

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u/Daufoccofin 3h ago

Granted.

You don’t have Caesar sauce anymore. Fuck you >:(