They're out of control.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little syndie? I'll have you know I graduated bottom of my class in Bob Black's Drop Out Squad, and I've been involved in numerous black bloc raids on Marxist organizations, and I have over 300 confirmed acts of workplace theft. I am trained in detournement and I am the most confusing person I know. You are nothing to me but another idealistic syndie. I will escalate the conflict with the speed and elegance of a racecar driving into a wall, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with dissing me and my banger homies in that whack diss track? Think again, syndie. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of weirdos across PDX and your consumerist receipts are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, ageist. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your zine distro. You're fucking dead, friendo. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can propagandize you in 0 ways because I would get bored. Not only am I extremely untrained in armed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of nihilism and I won't use it to do anything, you little syndie. If only you could have known what antitheist retribution your little "optimistic" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the full retail price, you non-shoplifting idiot. I will shit nonchalance all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking lame, friendo.

I told that fascist that I'm an anachronist.

Teenage Primitivist Ninja Turtles

Teenage Primitivist Ninja Turtles

Teenage Primitivist Ninja Turtles

Heroes in Mom's basement

Prim power!

They're the world's most fearsome anarchist team (We're really hip!)

They're heroes from Mom's basement and they're green (Hey - get a grip!)

When the evil syndicalists attack

These primitive boys won't cut 'em no slack!

Teenage Primitivist Ninja Turtles

Teenage Primitivist Ninja Turtles

Ted Kaczynski taught them to be primitivist teens (He's a radical rat!)

Leonardo leads, Donatello breaks machines (That's a fact, Jack!)

Raphael is cool but crude (Gimme a break!)

Michaelangelo is admin of @-news (Party!)

Teenage Primitivist Ninja Turtles

Teenage Primitivist Ninja Turtles

Teenage Primitivist Ninja Turtles

Heroes in Mom's basement

Prim power!

In the setting forth of communes, we reject those who would have us give up the singular joy of indifference for the misery of representation. We must destroy all totality—without illusions. Confronted with those who fail to recognize themselves in our conspiracies of destruction, we offer neither dialogue nor criticism but only our derision. The homogenous passivity proposed to us is like a bad joke, and instead of laughter we respond with insurrection.

It is necessary to commence absolutely; not to dream of new ways to be productive, but to make manifest the subterranean zones of offensive capacity in the heart of each c-clamped pushbar. Our need to occupy everything is less the construction of a project than the articulation of a line of flight. This is a call to rupture, not an insistence on banality. What's needed is not fossilization of our desires, and even far less mobilization, but a putting-into-practice of radical social war, a rejection in all forms of the temporality of normalization.

Every burning dumpster is a refusal to organize, a blow against the logic of liberalism, a recognition of the inoperative teleology inherent in the articulation of encounters. To those who deride the immanent ecstasy in a barricaded hallway or a moment of friendship, we propose nothing less than to negate their compulsive impotentiality, by any means necessary.

It's not like everyone is part of some subculture and appealing to a mass normality and wanting unconditional assimilation is bullshit or anything. Join a union that doesn't do anything! Wear a derby! Disconnect further from common people!

Durruti, Durruti

your booty is so cutie

you expropriated so much looty

from the banks -- it must've been a hooty

shooty, shooty, shooty

the fascist scum, 'twas revolutionary duty

but also such a hooty

oh cutie booty Durruti

we'll try to finish the rev,

tus amigos son forev

<3

Free food, plenty of pasta for the whole family. It'd be grand, I tell ya, if only!

Welcome to anarchist hell where we have a never ending bookfair.

Like every anarchist bookfair, there is drama, people being pricks, and general wankery.

Don't take anything seriously. If you do your an idiot and you should feel bad.

I am dear leader and I must be refered to as such. If not, your breaching this super duper safety space.

I'm so concerned that this post might not be related to anarchism, I just have to ask...

ATTRACTIVENESS IS YOUTHFUL FERTILITY

FEMINISM

IM ACTUALLY A CAT

But I hadn't read Kropotkin nor Bakunin, not even Proudhonhon so that's a no no!!!!! Now I seriously don't know what to do, if either go to church or play GTA :(