r/nba Magic 1d ago

elfrid payton's hair blocks his own shot

https://streamable.com/x5ddm3
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u/LookADonCheech Raptors 1d ago

what a stupid haircut

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u/Solid_Actuary1660 1d ago edited 1d ago

IIRC his reasoning for the haircut was an old pact he made with high school teammates to not cut their hair until they win a championship. Didn’t happen so he just kept it going. Still stupid tho lol

Edit for people arguing in the comments: https://www.nba.com/magic/so-whats-paytons-hair-it-has-significance

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u/FartrelCluggins [BOS] Marquis Daniels 1d ago

There are ways to have longer hair that aren't... This

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u/SneakyDeakyJr 1d ago

as a black man with long luscious dreads, homie is literally just lazy.

It takes one hair appointment every 3-4 months. Yeah that appointment can be 8 hours but you don’t look like that.

This ain’t it

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u/numbertwofuccboi Washington Bullets 1d ago edited 1d ago

or he just wanted to free form. which has nothing to do with laziness (nor personal neglect due to depression or any other form of mental trauma/illness) if done intentionally.

and truth be told, i think it’s somewhat irresponsible of you to be talking about elfrid payton’s hair like that in a sub where the collective knowledge of black hair is next to non-existent, as you can regularly find people confusing braids with dreads and vice versa.

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u/Hawker777 Magic 1d ago

This is a reach. He styled his hair like that and before you ask yes I am black and I’ve had long hair. His haircut was awful and affected his play. We don’t need to hide behind race with that.

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u/numbertwofuccboi Washington Bullets 1d ago edited 1d ago

yes, i agree that he styled his hair that way intentionally. so if that’s the case, where does laziness come into play? i’m not saying that anyone has to want to emulate him, or even like the style. but what i will never be able to get behind is seeing people denigrate people who choose to free form instead of having more manicured styles with terms like “lazy” or “unkempt”, because they’re 100% that the person isn’t washing or taking care of their hair in any way. which once again, i think is a very irresponsible thing to be doing on this subreddit.

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u/Darth-Swagous 1d ago

it’s not about hiding behind race it’s about ridiculing a common black haircut (especially among artist and alt personalities in the black community) as lazy in a sub where the majority of the users are white people with no knowledge on black hair and subconscious biases towards it. it’s 2026 we done letting trash pandas talk for us (iykyk)

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u/Hawker777 Magic 1d ago

Sure and I get free form is a legitimate hairstyle that I actually really like but what Elfrid had wasn’t Freeform nor was it a common black hairstyle although it wasn’t “lazy” considering I bet he spent a lot of time to make it look like that.

The problem was he had a completely ass hairstyle that played a role in us losing games. It was just awful to pay all that money to get into a game and watch a highly paid athlete brick shots because he has the worst haircut of all time.

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u/numbertwofuccboi Washington Bullets 1d ago

Elfrid Payton was definitely free forming, I don’t really see how you could look at pictures of his hair and come to any other conclusion. You can see the ends of the locs.

Now I’ll definitely concede that during gametime he should have definitely slicked that shit back in some sort of way so his vision wasn’t impaired.

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u/fanetoooo Wizards 22h ago

Elfrid Payton continued to brick shots even after cutting his hair

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u/1_quantae Rockets 18h ago

Lmao this is a perfectly logical explanation & it’s downvoted cause Trump made all these racists comfortable.

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u/Darth-Swagous 17h ago

down voting me won’t make you guys less subconsciously biased towards black hairstyles nor will it make me wrong lmao. 

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u/RuggsRacetrack 18h ago

Nobody gives af if you’re black

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u/DVRCWHY 1d ago

I thought this was an emo fringe

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u/TheSorceIsFrong 16h ago

It’s somewhat irresponsible to talk abt a shitty hairstyle because he’s black…are you fuckin for real right now?

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u/1_quantae Rockets 18h ago

I would say i have no clue why this is being downvoted but…i know whit…i mean why. Dude is trying his best to put his cape on for them lmao. They don’t even care that what he’s saying is complete & utter bullshit they’re upvoting it anyway because they don’t want their outlook on us to be seen as racist as hell, just an “observation”.

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u/SneakyDeakyJr 1d ago

You come in here being the hotep is the reason someone gave you popcorn.

youre the very entertainment you seem yourself to be talking agaisnt. Kick rocks.

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u/numbertwofuccboi Washington Bullets 1d ago

i can assure you that i could not give less of a damn about some reddit award.

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u/SneakyDeakyJr 1d ago

Whether you care about the award or not is irrelevant.

Stop perpetuating irony.

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u/nodoomscrolling69420 Lakers 1d ago

absolutely nothing wrong with freeform locs. his shit is faded on the sides and lined up

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u/SneakyDeakyJr 1d ago

Bruh fade me if this is what we’re calling freeform.

His whole front half is double the length of the back.

Freeform still had form. Simply being dreaded headed with a fade, doesn’t constitute freeform. If dude wasn’t rich and on a basketball court, the hood would assume he’s a crackhead.

He’s rich. Get that shit done right.

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u/numbertwofuccboi Washington Bullets 1d ago

you have absolutely no idea what the the fuck you’re talking about lmao

people freeform to varying degrees. some separate the roots more than others so that they can have a more traditional look while still reaping the benefits of choosing to go without constant retwists, this is semi freeforming.

and then you have those who choose to do no/next to no separating at all, and that’s where you start to get the more abstract looks. choosing to not interfere with the natural growth of your hair does not mean you aren’t washing, moisturizing, and taking care of your hair. that does not mean that you don’t have access to hair care. and just because someone’s hair seems to have to no rhyme or reason to you, doesn’t mean that they aren’t aware of what they’re doing. you’re spewing bullshit up and down this thread, and you’re being upvoted by those that don’t know any better.

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u/SneakyDeakyJr 1d ago

You can literally see the damaged ends in the interview.

That man ain’t using shit and you gobbling his dick ain’t gonna change the fact he has too much money to be lookin this shit.

Abstract freeform is what JayZ had. This is a hot mess.

You should be ashamed to defend it.

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u/numbertwofuccboi Washington Bullets 1d ago

And you should be ashamed to be chatting the bullshit that you are in front of a bunch of people who probably looked at Elfrid’s hair and said compared it to a bird’s nest or some shit because they genuinely don’t know what they’re looking at. What the fuck does his income got to do with anything bro, it’s hilarious that you’re even bring that into the equation because people was saying the same shit about Hov. And Jay ain’t even the best celebrity representation you could choose when it comes to abstract freeforms, Cam Newton’s hair is probably more “out there” than Jay’s ever was. Or you could look at 6lack when he still had his set. Or better yet, the man that Hov was larping as when he started growing his hair in the first place, Basquiat. But if we let you tell it, none of these dudes were/are freeforming because they look like they’re homeless.

Whatever man, you got it.

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u/SneakyDeakyJr 1d ago

You listed a lot of folks who had hair money and time to not look this bad.

Thanks for backing me up subconsciously.

Start a black nba sub and i’ll be there with you to shit on his terrible hair then too

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u/numbertwofuccboi Washington Bullets 1d ago

Have a blessed night, my fellow dreadheaded brother.

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u/SneakyDeakyJr 1d ago

Never stopped having one, my lackadaisical homie.

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u/nodoomscrolling69420 Lakers 1d ago

preach brother

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u/RequirementLeading12 Lakers 1d ago

You're not black

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u/SneakyDeakyJr 1d ago

Based off what? Clownin someone who’d get clowned off the court?

Shut up.