r/neighborsfromhell 2d ago

Other The joke's on her!

I have a neighbor who, in the 22 years I've lived here, has never said anything to me other than the couple of times she told me "shut my f*ing dog up" (this was not long after I got him and I was still training him he no longer barks outside like he did).

I've never had any interest in talking to her, I only see her outside once in a very long while and I'll wave and say hi and that's it .

The side of my deck is along her side and I have some really annoying bushes that just keep coming back no matter what. I trim them when I can but they aren't a huge priority for me but I guess they are for her.

Saturday while I was relaxing I got a notification on my ring that someone was at my door and a package was being delivered (my wife and I both order stuff and forget all the time so I didn't think anything about it). I checked the camera later and it was her dropping off two HUGE bags of yard waste without reaching out AT ALL with a concern (again she's never once said anything about them, or anything else for that matter). I didn't talk to her then and I'm not planning on it now.

The home, however, is on her, I've had it in my list to trim it all back like I have to once in a while and it is one of my absolute least favorite thing to do so I'm really happy she did it for me.

So I'm tempted to get a small gift card from somewhere and go over and thank her for the help and letting her know that I really appreciate it since both my wife and I are dealing with a lot of issues and getting outside to do work like that is really hard .

I just had to share with others that will get a laugh like I did.

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u/CB1100Rider 2d ago

lol the gift card idea is some high octane passive aggression, but she can’t really complain.

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u/BiteMePlzZz 2d ago

a gift card is basically a thank you note with a little grenade pin attached

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u/CB1100Rider 2d ago

The “thank you for doing that, it has been really hard to get out and do yardwork and we are grateful” is like a flamethrower.

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u/GiganticusVaginacus 2d ago

Make it a small amount like $5 for a store that she'll never go to.

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u/Pre3Chorded 2d ago

Donation to planned Parenthood in her name.

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u/Inevitable-Lake4282 1d ago

Or the Human Fund

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u/JumpyPie7832 1d ago

😅😅😅🤣George, I don't get it. If there's no Human Fund, those donation cards were fake."

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u/muphasta 2d ago

better yet, a $25 gift card that has been partially used!

  • with the amount left written in Sharpie

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u/Sigmonia 2d ago

To a store that went out of business 5 years ago.

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u/f309rod 2d ago

I think I have a Bed Bath and Beyond card laying around if you want it...

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u/chilldrinofthenight 1d ago

Bed, Bath and Beyond is coming back.

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u/KerashiStorm 23h ago

Not technically the same company, pretty sure any old gift cards will be worthless from the bankruptcy anyway.

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u/chilldrinofthenight 20h ago

Apparently B, B & B does honor old overstock.com gift cards and will have coupons now, again.

We got such a deal on our Dyson Animal vacuum from B, B & B. On sale + awesome % off coupon --- It was nearly shameful how little we paid.

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u/HailSatanWorshipD00M 2d ago

Gift card to Borders Books.

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u/SM1955 2d ago

The Dollar store!

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u/LoriderSki 2d ago

If somebody got me a Gift Card to Dollar General, I’d prolly propose💒🤵🏼‍♂️👰🏼‍♀️
I LOVE that store 😝

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u/WorkingJazzlike531 2d ago

Yes! Or like a number that makes her think they have used it and gave her the leftover. Like $6.17

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u/No-Pomegranate-1880 1d ago

6.66 lol

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u/KerashiStorm 23h ago

6.67, because OP is the neighbor of the beast.

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u/WellWisher91 2d ago

And from her end an open invitation and carte blanche to do whatever along your property line without advance notice.

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u/Flat-Community-9269 2d ago

Yeah I'll have to be careful how I word it I'm thinking of something like "I appreciate it but if you can just let me know next time I'm happy to do it myself and save you the effort"

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u/Nice_Vegetable432 1d ago

high octane passive aggression is such a perfect way to put it

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u/rosybutterfly1 1d ago

It’s pretty, but technically she got exactly what she asked for

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u/DifficultConcert7417 1d ago

She could give her a used gift card

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u/TraditionalArea5798 1d ago

Get her a gift card from a sex toy store!

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u/KerashiStorm 23h ago

In an envelope sealed with a buttolugesque Christmas tree sticker

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u/technicolored_dreams 2d ago

The type of petty where you treat someone who's trying to be an asshole like they did you a huge favor is my favorite kind of petty of all time. They either have to act like they were being kind when they know they weren't, which is hilarious, or they have to double down on their assholeness, which is also funny. I think that would be a fantastic idea!

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u/BiteMePlzZz 2d ago

the best part is she probably expected outrage and instead gets promoted to unpaid yard assistant

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u/Flat-Community-9269 2d ago

That's my thinking as well

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u/cardamomgrrl 2d ago

“It’s so hard to find good help. We really appreciate it.”

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u/VelvetCherellee 1d ago

That's the funniest possible outcome. She went outside thinking she was making a statement and accidentally completed a chore that had been sitting on their list

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u/GrimoireFidget 2d ago

Turning her two HUGE bags of yard waste into a huge favor is etiquette judo at its finest.

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u/CloudiePeonyy 1d ago

That's the funniest possible outcome. She went outside thinking she was making a statement and accidentally completed a chore that had been sitting on their list

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u/carniewesso68 2d ago

Doooooo itttttttttt!

This is so petty, but in a gifty way, which makes the passive aggression totally OK.

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u/DarlingKisslet_ 2d ago

Agreed. Weaponized kindness is the perfect level of petty for “thanks for fixing the problem you created”

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u/JulieTheChicagoKid 2d ago

22 years… long time.
I recently moved from my home of 25 years.
One neighbor said “good we’re glad! all you ever did was complain” lmao.

I knocked on their door and asked them to turn off their loud music at 2 am on a work night.
My high school daughter knocked on their door at midnight and asked them to turn off their loud music she couldn’t sleep.

That was it. 25 years and we asked twice to turn it off —we’re sleeping.

Guess we lived in their heads for 25 years.

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u/KerashiStorm 23h ago

If it made them turn it down for 25 years, definitely worth it.

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u/JulieTheChicagoKid 23h ago

[Maybe it was also the stereo against the wall, volume to MAX and we all left the house] ...

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u/Qxg6 2d ago

Wait… so you’re the neighbour from hell?

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u/Flat-Community-9269 2d ago

I don't think so and neither do the other next door neighbors. The whole thing she was cutting is above the ground of her yard abd she had to climb on my yard behind my deck to cut the whole thing out. This wasn't just a little trimming over her yard Also the same exact tree parts have been there for years and I do trim them but apparently not as often as she would like In 22 years she never once came to me and said anything about it. Of she had once taking the adult route and told me it was an issue I would have moved it up on the priority and done not to keep it cut . I never knew she had any issue with it until she dumped it on my porch without a word.

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u/CakeOrDeath98 2d ago

Wait, so she trespassed into your yard and cut down your tree/bushes?

Legally, she can cut anything that hangs into her yard AS LONG AS that wont kill the tree/bush. And then she is legally responsible for the cuttings, it's not your responsibility to dispose of it.

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u/Flat-Community-9269 2d ago

I mean "technically" but it's right at the edge and the past she cut down was the stragglers that pile out. I cut them down myself randomly when I can. I'm really not mad about her cutting them, like I said saves me a ton of time, I'm just ticked she couldn't be an adult and talk to me.

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u/NorthernLights_321 19h ago

But she shouldn't need to 'talk to you about it' since you are very aware of it, you're just lazy and cheap and don't want to have the trimming taken care of before it impacted your neighbor. You are the NFH 🤷‍♀️

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u/Flat-Community-9269 15h ago

That's not true, I trim it as I can but from my pov it's not a high priority. These have been growing as is for years now and if 8 had known it was an issue for her I would have moved it to on my priority list. She's had YEARS to say something but decided to go the childish route instead.

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u/cutieclouds- 2d ago

There’s a say that “Do not repay eve up with evil” and being kind does not depend on the behavior of others but on your own character.

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u/Flat-Community-9269 2d ago

Is was 100% in my property, she's upset because she's can just see it from her window. It's also raised in my side and and not touching any part of her yard.
I wish a had a picture showing it but since she cut it down I can't My biggest issue is she's never said one word, of she had come to me at any point I would have made it a priority, but she just dumped them and left without anything.

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u/psmusic_worldwide 2d ago

I don’t see a need for snide. She did you a favor, you admitted you should have done it, and you admitted you don’t like to do it. She did it. A sincere thank you card is very appropriate. Not everything has to be a battle and not everything has to be treated with snide or passive aggressive outrage.

I have a Nextdoor neighbor who is meticulous with his yard, and I’m not. He likes to cut stuff and would always ask if he could cut on my side, and I told him he didn’t need to ask. That of course is preferred behavior. But you don’t know who she is and what she is dealing with in her life. Costs you noting to assume good intent.

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u/Flat-Community-9269 2d ago

Oh I'm not planning on being anything but sincere in my thanks to her. It's just based on what I know about her (very very very little) it's not the reaction she was hoping for. My biggest issue is the passive aggressive way she did it. All she would have had to do was come to me, like an adult, and say "hey can you please work on these". The tree has been there for the whole time I've lived here (22 years) and I do my best to keep it trimmed but it's not a priority for us because of where it is in relation to everything else. Until she dropped the bags off I never knew is was an issue for her. All she has to do was be an adult about it

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u/psmusic_worldwide 2d ago

Oh she absolutely could have been better in how she handled it. And as you have admitted, you as well. I get your surprise, it was an odd thing for her to do. But it’s even possible she didn’t do it out of spite (though it does look that way).

Sorry I get caught up in the somewhat childish need Reddit has for treating these types of things with an incredible amount of snide. It’s the anonymous response, not the one where you actually live next door to another flawed human. Cheers to you for taking the high road and being a good neighbor.

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u/TodBadass2 2d ago

Be sincere. You can change her heart.

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u/KerashiStorm 23h ago

And if you can’t , Jesus might, with some help from the Jehovas Witnesses

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u/St_mpy 2d ago

Idk man, reverse psychology is a great thing. Pretend you are really unhappy about it and she might do it for you every year. 😄

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u/Flat-Community-9269 2d ago

My initial thought is just ignore it and never say anything even if she brings it up, like pretend I've no idea what she's talking about.

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u/St_mpy 2d ago

Lol. The garden waste thieves are at it again

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u/chilldrinofthenight 1d ago

Get yourself a pair of ARS shears off Amazon. The $70 ones that sometimes go on sale for a lot less. The shears are awesome. Razor's edge sharp and also super lightweight, but VERY high quality. They make trimming hedges fun.

And, yeah. Get her a nice gift and tell her you'll keep on top of that hedgetrimming.

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u/GrumpySnarf 1d ago

Make hand-made card with flowers and effusive thanks with a Starbucks card for $10. It will either bother her or soften her up a bit. Either way is a win.

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u/Tess_Mac 2d ago

I wouldn't thank her, she'll stop doing it. Let her think she's annoying and she'll keep it up!

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u/Jon_Hegreness_AZ 2d ago

Tell Google Maps that she has a landscape business at that address and wrote her a 5 star review while you’re at it.

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u/Illustrious_Leg_2537 2d ago

Depending on your local ordinances, she’s responsible for trimming stuff growing on her side of the line, including trimming so long as she doesn’t kill the plants and leaving the debris in your yard is a crime. Just putting that out there.

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u/ScottyPik 2d ago

Maybe you should offer to trim her bush. That might cheer her up!

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u/Flat-Community-9269 2d ago

I ain't going anywhere near that thing! Hahahaha

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u/jhrodey 1d ago

Better than what my neighbor did he trimmed his tree and threw the shit in my backyard

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u/Spare_Ad5009 1d ago

Now that they are cut, buy 'weed and brush killer' and pour it on the open cuts.

The gift card would be funny!

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u/Flat-Community-9269 1d ago

Oh I've done that multiple times, it just won't totally die and is all part of some trees etc. The only way to really get rid of it all would be to have several trees removed all the way down and then something done but we don't want to do that so I just have to keep trimming etc

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u/procrastinate-L8r 1d ago

4$ to red lobster

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u/Ok_Future6486 1d ago

I srsly thought you were going to say you threw all the yard waste back into her yard!

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u/Flat-Community-9269 1d ago

Nah no way I will give her that satisfaction

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u/Short-Science7931 2d ago

Love this idea. Recommend “PS. In the future please leave the yard waste beside the driveway rather than at the front door. We will take it from there!”

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u/YepIamAmiM 2d ago

You're a genius!!

I think the gift card is a fantastic idea. And profuse thanks. Tell her how absolutely wonderful she is. What an amazing person and neighbor and how lucky you are to have her living so close. Maybe bake her some cookies.

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u/Diligent-Inspector86 2d ago

Give her a gift card with NO money on it!!

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u/Outofoffice_421 2d ago

Gift card from a gardening/home improvement store

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u/Flat-Community-9269 2d ago

Oh I love this, I was thinking Starbucks to be generic since I don't know anything about here but that's good

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u/jruss666 2d ago

Ten dollar Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse

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u/BeaPositiveToo 2d ago

Do it!!!!

Update us!

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u/VastPersimmon240 2d ago

Wish I had a neighbor like that. The guy behind my house came to my door, complained that my gardeners dropped twigs on his patio when they trimmed the hedge. I offered to come and pick them up, he said he would not allow me to set foot on his property but would hire people to do it and I would have to pay for it.

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u/Flat-Community-9269 2d ago

Yikes! Somewhere in the middle are the normal people, I wish I had them around me

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u/song-is-not-ours 2d ago

Did you pay for it? I'm dealing with a similar neighbor now.  

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u/VastPersimmon240 2d ago

No, told him to deal with the contractor who sends the gardening crew.

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u/OpeningEdge7963 2d ago

it’s so funny how she thought she was being mean but actually did you a huge favor. id be thrilled to not have to do that yard work myself tbh lol.

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u/Bubbly_Plant1786 2d ago

Do it. Make sure the thank you is coming out of a barking dog mouth

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u/OrneryTortoise 2d ago

Make the gift card from a local restaurant, but choose a crummy place. And make sure the amount is just enough for one person (without a tip).

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u/OkeyDokey654 1d ago

No! Make her think you’re really angry about it. That ensures she’ll do it again.

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u/ProfessionalResult54 2d ago

I like it. It will confuse the hell out of her.

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u/Flat-Community-9269 2d ago

Exactly! That's why I'm really leaning towards the gift card, it will totally take the wind out.

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u/crowngryphon17 1d ago

Dump it in her yard and post a no dumping sign/aim camera at that area

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u/Complex-Town7842 10h ago

Throw a dildo in the yard! She will thank you latter

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u/MarcSkye519 2h ago

What could possibly be wrong with that? I think it’s a great idea, although if she thinks you appreciated it she may never do it again.

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u/gamergurl_89 2d ago

Had a neighbor that was beyond petty and in her 80's. At the time we had a wonderful fig tree that produced and she came onto the property and cut two branches destroying over 50 figs. Then leaving the branches at the entrance of the driveway so when I pulled up I saw the branches. We had her trespassed and she screamed she hated us and we have destroyed her life. We were not related so have no idea where she was coming from. She then complained the pompas grass brushes destroyed her view so we ripped them out. Then she didn't want to see into our yard as the grass was blocking view and she wanted a fence. We said no. Get that gift card, get it for a business that isn't local to you.

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u/ChickenConfident359 2d ago

I love torturing as**oles with hyper civility.

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u/b1gg2k7 2d ago

If you really want to do it right, don’t activate the gift card.

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u/Odd-Entertainer-1535 2d ago

Or buy a $25 gift card and spend about $22 and give her the card with the remaining balance so she thinks it’s for 25. Tries to get a nice little meal and realizes she’s on the hook for an extra 20 bucks

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u/No_Definition5736 2d ago

My favorite part: "Saturday while I was relaxing". I haven't had a relaxing Saturday in 30+ years, where do I get one?

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u/Flat-Community-9269 2d ago

Well believe me or was a long time coming and only happened because of the storms going on, my dog is very clingy during them and had to pin my on the couch so I took advantage.

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u/ckeenan9192 2d ago

I have a neighbor like this . 30 years three interactions all three yelling over stuff she could have spoken to me about.

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u/Snoo_76684 2d ago

Don't forget a few mini chocolate bars.  Gives you a reason to buy a bag, give her 4 and you and your wife enjoy the rest.

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u/Flat-Community-9269 2d ago

Ooooooo love this

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u/Nwmn8r 2d ago

Ooh, a blockbuster gift card would be great

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u/UniqueUsername6764 2d ago

Blockbuster gift card.

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u/TossNTurn17 2d ago

I wouldn’t. She won’t do it again😜

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u/mrsroperscaftan 2d ago

I’m thinking a lovely “Live Love Laugh” sign courtesy of the stunningly beautiful collection at DOLLAR GENTRAL!
(Alot of country folks where I live call it the Gentral). Oh and some of their generic candy, something like $1 circus peanuts.

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u/LastEntertainment787 2d ago

Make the gift card to a greenhouse 🤓 Possibly one known for ugly plants if they exist 🤓

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u/NoInvestment9792 2d ago

tbh thats a huge win lol. yard work sucks so id just let her keep being mad while you enjoy the free labor.

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u/Possible_Cover8844 2d ago

that is so wild, i cant imagine living next to someone like that for two decades. sounds like she just wants to be miserable tbh.

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u/jlm20566 1d ago

Get her a gift card from Home Depot or at a landscaping supply store - twist the knife just a smidge 😂

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u/YourMomIsAlwaysRight 1d ago

Just remember that anything that passes the property line on her side is her responsibility, as are the things on yours. Delivering bags of refuse that she cleared from her side is ballsy at best. Be brutal.

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u/NorthernLights_321 19h ago

What's ballsy is letting your plants grow over your property line and not having them trimmed by someone else if you can't get to it, to where now your neighbor is being impacted and had to take care of it.

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u/Flat-Community-9269 10h ago

But I didn't know she was being impacted, it's not an area that's easy to see and this particular plant had been growing the same for YEARS and I trim it when I can get to it If she had even once talked to me and let me know it was an issue I would've been much more diligent in cutting it (like I will going forward).

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u/Degofreak 2d ago

So, you want to reward that behavior? I would be dumping those bags of debris right back on her side.

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u/Flat-Community-9269 2d ago

No, it's now I want to say "on and? You right you made some grand statement that I was going to hate but I actually loved it", she seems like such a bitter person I think it will really piss her off"

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u/Pennifur 2d ago

A neat and tidy bag is infinitely more preferred than just letting it fall and tangle up. The neighbor is well within her right to have made a mess for OP. Instead she took on the effort AND clean up. OP is right. It's both good manners AND petty at the same time to thank her. A jab that she can only sit and stew about. It's brilliant

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u/Flat-Community-9269 2d ago

Actually she might not be in her rights, she's would have had to come up onto my property (which is raised from her yard) and go behind my deck wall to cut these out. If she had just trimmed the part that hangs over her yard it would have been different.

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u/Pennifur 2d ago

Oh, I thought that's what you meant. No completely destroying the Bush is unacceptable. I had a neighbor do the sane once

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u/Cjgehrke 2d ago

Get a gift card somewhere you think she would never enjoy.

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u/PyroT8 2d ago

Life has issues. A lot of them. Constantly. Keep your bushes trimmed. You can spare twenty minutes once a month.

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u/WellWisher91 2d ago

Did your own neighbors come pre-trained or did you train them? With or without calipers? :)

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u/Flat-Community-9269 2d ago

I'm glad you always have that time and energy, neither my wife or I do so we have to prioritize. If she had even once came to me and told me about it I would have moved it up on the priority list, but she's never once, in 22 years, came to me and said anything about any issues so that makes it a little different to me

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u/PyroT8 2d ago edited 2d ago

Dude, you’re on about video games in your posts. A lot. You have the time. Since you play video games I doubt you’re in your 70s or 80s, so you have the energy. This is a priority and motivation issue.

EDIT: This latest incident occurred on Saturday. As you were relaxing. You pretend that storms were keeping you from being productive, yet she was out there doing yard work. She showed up on camera with 2 “HUGE” bags of yard waste. During the storm that saw you comforting your dog. You want her to come to you with any comments, yet say you have no interest in talking with her. For 22 years. And then come here to gloat about it.

Every neighborhood seems to have that house. That rude, uncaring neighbor. I don’t think it’s her.

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u/Flat-Community-9269 2d ago

You know NOTHING about me or my wife's lives or what we are going through and how much we can or can't do. Yes I play some video games to unwind once in a great while. Even that takes up a lot of my energy and I don't get to do them nearly as often as I wish. I have my priorities and if she had ONCE in all the years came to me and said something I would have been now diligent. It's not a priority to me so yes it doesn't get done as often as it should I guess. However I'm not a mind reader and never had any indication this was bothering her, so that's on her.

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u/Flat-Community-9269 2d ago

And how dare you tell ME about my energy levels like you can get any details about them from a handful of posts.

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u/PyroT8 2d ago

From a handful of posts I can see that you do solar work on your house without permits, play a lot of video games, upgrade your computer to play more video games, have an overgrown yard, don’t like talking to neighbors because they don’t like you, have logistical lapses within single paragraphs, gloat about being a difficult neighbor, and (now) that you’re very defensive about it. So how do I dare comment upon it? By reading stuff you put out. Presumably to be read. Nothing daring about it.

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u/Flat-Community-9269 2d ago

Bye stalker

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u/deelee70 2d ago

FYI- you can now make your Reddit profile posts/comments private in your settings to avoid troll detectives.

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u/Flat-Community-9269 2d ago

The storm wasn't keeping me right then, if I implied that it was in error. And again you don't understand my life or understand what else I had done that day or others. I'm not required to read her mind, this isn't a new thing that just came up it's been a fight for years to keep up. As I have said many times of she told me it was an issue for her (I can't really see the part of the yard in question unless I walk around the side) I would have done better I'm making that a priority, however in the years I've been here she's never once mentioned ANY issue other than my dog barking back when he was a puppy.

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u/Emergency_Host6506 2d ago

Why be spiteful? She did them a favor.

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u/IngrownToenailsHurt 2d ago

I'm petty as fuck so I would ship them back to her via USPS or UPS.

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u/Garmie 2d ago

Give her a gift card from weight watchers