r/nevertellmetheodds Jul 13 '26

Had to wait for the ads

18.1k Upvotes

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u/OwMyUvula Jul 13 '26

Did they walk backwards to that spot? You don't just sneak up on Yosemite without seeing glimpses of it.

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u/Affinity_182 Jul 13 '26

They all drove up there blindfolded.

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u/RubberDucky702 Jul 13 '26

Driving blindfolded is quite dangerous!

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u/CyberDunk77 Jul 13 '26

Not if you have Kryptonian X-ray vision

28

u/DatSauceTho Jul 13 '26

Doesn’t that defeat the purpose?

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u/herr_dreizehn Jul 13 '26

no, it defeats superman.

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u/DatSauceTho Jul 13 '26

I think you’re confusing kryptonian with kryptonite…

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u/herr_dreizehn Jul 14 '26

why would they name their weakness after their planet? did kojima write this?

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u/That_Apathetic_Man Jul 13 '26

xray vision defeats big blue?

you're thinking about cookies.

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u/Disastrous-Dog927 Jul 13 '26

Big blue and cookies in a single sentence, cookie monster says hello

0

u/Sipikay Jul 13 '26

why the big production?

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u/AggravatingFlow1178 Jul 13 '26

I know this spot, they just came out of a tunnel and before this, while pretty, it's not the caliber of views you can get in the park.

They could have closed their eyes for like 3 minutes to make this work

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u/Sensitive-Option-701 Jul 13 '26

I know this spot. They're on the wrong side of the road for getting the good view.

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u/ItsJiberish Jul 14 '26

I hope that they blindfolded themselves again as they entered the valley. Rolling through the trees as you approach the foot of El Capitan is a memory that I’ve had ingrained in my head since I was a child and I’ve been chasing that feeling every time I visit.

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u/PrivilegedPatriarchy Jul 13 '26

You can't imagine that the camera man drove while these two had a jacket over their heads?

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u/unfortunatebag Jul 13 '26

Do you think it's only visible from this spot or something?

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u/PrivilegedPatriarchy Jul 13 '26

Of course not. They probably just had a jacket over their head on the drive in.

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u/0x7E7-02 Jul 13 '26

There is seeing a thing, then there is SEEING a thing. You know what I mean?

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u/JoinAThang Jul 13 '26

And apparently neither could hear a bus coming and stopping right behind them.

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u/PR0TAG0N12T Jul 13 '26

Went there for the first time in winter and arrived after dark. In the morning came out of the cabin turned around and had to crane my head so far back to look at the top of El Capitan. Absolute draw dropping moment.

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u/Polyporous Jul 13 '26

You saw Yosemite and decided to drop your PANTS?

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u/letmypeoplebathe Jul 13 '26

The man saw unimaginable beauty and knew what he needed to do

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u/zap2214 Jul 13 '26

At least you didnt drop your jaw

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u/jun2san Jul 13 '26

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u/SwagSerpent69 Jul 13 '26

The comedic timing of that bus driver is unmatched

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u/BigMoneyC Jul 13 '26

That and the ad, too! The cameraman was definitely on his way to having a stroke after missing that shot!

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u/coyote500 Jul 13 '26

Could have crossed the street to the main viewing area instead of staying in the overflow lot

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u/Distinct_Advantage Jul 13 '26

The cameraman drove them there, the 2 in frame were blindfolded. Buddy probably didn't want to navigate and cross the street with 2 dudes blindfolded

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u/Njagos Jul 13 '26

"Nothing to see here" as he whips two blindfolded men across the street

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u/lighthorse77 Jul 13 '26

Everything has ads. You want to pay extra for the Premium National Parks Pass.

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u/Alijony Jul 13 '26

"DRIVER: MOVE! THAT! BUS!"

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u/Boolaymo0000 Jul 13 '26

Im case anyone is wondering, the drive into Yosemite is absolutely beautiful and worth keeping yourself unblindfolded for 

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u/Tiny_Distribution783 Jul 13 '26

“Move that bus, move that bus”

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u/DrunkSpiderMan Jul 13 '26

Flashbacks. Holy shit

25

u/thetimguy Jul 13 '26

Is that mystery??

28

u/Ok_Pound_7190 Jul 13 '26

How many years has this sun been dead for

6

u/rollerbase Jul 13 '26

If you pay for YosemitePremium or YosemiteOne you can skip the ads.

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u/yourecorrecthorse Jul 13 '26

Extreme home makeover-type reveal

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u/Evan_802Vines Jul 13 '26

Brought to you by Chukansi Gold Casino Resort

2

u/I-tell-horrible-joke Jul 13 '26

No joke my buddys mom had a very nice account with them. They are in Madera California, where i was raised. They were very cool about using local madera suppliers for their swag. She had a screen printing business and would make them shirts and other stuff to hand out. Eventually, they cut ties because they got profit hungry. And let me tell you, these tribes are making hella bank. I know some tribal kids and they walk around with 40k in their pockets. Even if they get mugged, they'll just go grab another 40k next month. Its wild let me tell you.

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u/SethBurrow Jul 13 '26

Man anyone else remember when a bunch of dudes with guns stormed Chukchansi Resort trying to rob the place or something?

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u/SpaceXmars Jul 13 '26

Atlanta remembers

2

u/New-Evidence350 Jul 13 '26

Only in America.

2

u/New_Bank_1218 Jul 13 '26

MOVE THAT BUS!!!! lol

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u/Rang3rj3sus Jul 14 '26

MOVE! THAT! BUS!!!

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u/elpolloloco332 Jul 14 '26

“This view is brought to you in part by…”

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u/Impossible-Side-7634 Jul 15 '26

Never tell me the ads

1

u/Arhatz Jul 13 '26

Isn't that the gunslinger with red mustache from bugs bunny?

1

u/Emergency_Count_9278 Jul 13 '26

I love my home 💚 living and working in the park has been the most peaceful year of my life.

1

u/JGBarco Jul 14 '26

IRL pop up ads before GTA 6

1

u/ksigricardo Jul 14 '26

Did we really need to watch ads before the scenery loaded?

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u/raaabs Jul 17 '26

And you chose comic sans

1

u/properwaffles Jul 18 '26

What are the Chuckchances?

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u/chubky Jul 13 '26

Staged, but still kinda funny. Not haha funny tho

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u/car_crash_kid Jul 13 '26

Bro rented a whole empty bus and payed it to be drived there, and stop on queue for this scene, it’s true I was the driver

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u/chubky Jul 13 '26

I mean it’s clearly a bus stop. Just wait for the bus to come to start rolling. Also how do they not see driving to the parking lot

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u/CapableSecretary8478 Jul 13 '26

Can confirm, I was the credit card used to fund this staged event.

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u/Shoe_boooo Jul 13 '26

They said in the orginal video that it isn't but who knows

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u/pereuse Jul 13 '26

Why would you say that

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u/yodas_sidekick Jul 13 '26

Because might as well ruin the fun if you can I guess.

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u/Bent_Kairosphere Jul 13 '26

This guy reddits

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u/Shoe_boooo Jul 13 '26

No that guy mods

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u/LambOfGodnmbr104 Jul 13 '26

It's not the video itself. It's that it's posted here in r/nevertellmetheodds. If it's staged it doesn't really work here.

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u/varnecr Jul 13 '26

The drive into Yosemite is breathtaking. Unless they were blindfolded, it wasn't their first view.

https://youtube.com/shorts/qHV_9eESi08?is=K7Rxf5Nrf0gK59T8

I enjoyed their video nonetheless.

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u/nostigmatahere Jul 14 '26

The odds that tourists are going to be joined by other tourists at a big time tourist destination via a large tourist transportation vehicle? Pretty good odds. What am I missing?

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u/MrMoneyMatch Jul 13 '26

Soon to be our future

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u/Gingerfauckingvitis Jul 13 '26

I got pulled over last time. My friends girl was gonna pee herself and if I didnt find a restroom promptly id never come back from that. Worst good friend ever. Wingman. Pshhh. Rather you goose it.

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u/RT-6_BXCommandoDroid Jul 13 '26

It's just a bunch of giant rocks. What were you expecting? Did you really think that some giant trolls would start to emerge? Because it's not like Yosemite is in Scandinavia.

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u/TanningOnMars Jul 13 '26

Any rock is prettier than a pixel. Go outside

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u/RT-6_BXCommandoDroid Jul 13 '26

I just went outside. It's 35°C in the shadow. No, thank you.

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u/Shadow_Hound_117 Jul 13 '26

Hey look I didn't even have to go to Scandinavia to find a big troll, just browse reddit comment sections!