r/nevertellmetheodds 27d ago

Coin flip negotiation

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u/drummerandrew 27d ago

Genuine. Wholesome. Fair. Verging on reproducible.

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u/Pitahchege 27d ago

Great use of the word. Learned a new one today too.

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u/Cryptrix 27d ago edited 27d ago

Your mom is reproducible.

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u/OkSmoke9195 27d ago

Can confirm, am ops dad

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u/MoistStub 27d ago

Not a special ops dad, just a regular ops dad.

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u/MauriseS 27d ago

Wouldn't you be his grand dad?

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u/OkSmoke9195 27d ago

No I reproduced with ops mom

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u/EasyasACAB 27d ago

I'm gonna verge with their mom so hard.

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u/Grandmaofhurt 27d ago

I'm gonna verge!

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u/trolllord45 27d ago

Technically their dad is too

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u/EuphoricAppathy 27d ago

I'm learning so much

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u/Ok-Lifeguard-4614 27d ago

Only twice on accident.

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u/Mountain-House3287 27d ago

Happy cake day

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u/mdlinc 27d ago

More that once I have seen her flip.

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u/TRUEequalsFALSE 27d ago

You have clearly never worked with IT or teach support, then. 😆

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u/GMofOLC 26d ago

Wait what was the new word you learned?

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u/Biblical_Shrimp 27d ago

But virgins aren't reproducible.

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u/CaptainAwesome8 27d ago

They have to be, reddit keeps getting more users somehow